mrpeenee

lazy. sassy. queer.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olderandwiserer]

Dildos?🤗

[gunsandfireandshit]

No ❤️

[mrpeenee2]

Anything can be a dildo if you're committed enough.

[mrpeenee2]

Va va va voom.

[barbietronix]

Amphibiosa, the most hated Barbie and nemesis to all. She loves playing the villain, and wouldn’t have it any other way. She arrives at the ball, making the largest donation just so she can make everyone else look less charitable and greedy. Her sometimes-ally, Diana Boss is photographed trying to greet her, only to have Amphibiosa refuse to acknowledge her existence. She is externally shady and a top-tier skinny legend troll.

[mrpeenee2]

"Outa my way bitch"

[read24111]

[misterlemonzmen]

MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive

[mrpeenee2]

A mouth meant to be used like a Fleshlight.

[boysofreaky]

my balls are so tiny they don't hold much cum, i have to iet it out even though it's just a small squirt or dribble.

Improve your diet, take care of your testosterone

[mrpeenee2]

Consult Pete Hegseth if needed.

[tragicdyke]

[mrpeenee2]

This guy can't even be a whore right, smh.

[arieefineart]

All in the Mind series by Ariee

[mrpeenee2]

Ketamine

[mrpeenee2]

Oh calm down. A rectal thermometer never killed anybody.

[stellabystarlight12]

Neville Brand, Peter Brown, Robert Wolders and William Smith in LAREDO (1965 - 67)

[mrpeenee2]

They were all such gorgeous men (well, except Brand) but William Smith will always be one of my favorite slabs o' beef.

[mrpeenee2]

I can't believe the great Bonnie Tyler is dead, but that miserable waste of skin Mitch McConnell is still alive. Or "alive". Unplug it already.

[mrpeenee2]

I like how the robot is tenderly holding Captain Kirk, post-coital, no doubt. I don't know if Dr. Smith is waiting his turn or if he just likes to watch. Maybe both.

[noah-juicyd]

[mrpeenee2]

Okay that was a great break, but now I need you to get back to work. There's a line at the register.

[mrpeenee2]

Barbie is going to be so mad when she finds out Ken is on Grindr again. Also why is Action Jackson white with his blonde mod styled hair?

[baradragon]

feels like i accidentally bumped into a celebrity

[mrpeenee2]

This is Theseus and the Minotaur in the V&A Museum in London. My favorite thing about it is that there is another angle where it looks even more clearly like Theseus is being butt fucked by the Minotaur and his club looks like he's jacking off his dick, so his club is His Club. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[watching-the-tree-grow]

Just sign here

[misterlemonzmen]

MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive

[mrpeenee2]

AI is so useful for changing how we view the world. For instance, I would have never considered autographing a side table.

[mrpeenee2]

Don't worry, I'm sure the right guy will come along.

[mrpeenee2]

The nerve.