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Eva | 25 | she/they | ISFJ :-)

[parakeet]

what kind of review is this

[sm64mario]

Today, Mario is going to go to your house!

[greendude2009]

No

[sm64mario]

Okay!

[sm64mario]

Tomorrow, Mario is going to go to your house?

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[laiajsn-deactivated20220924]

[sharkgirldick]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

[sadistic-harpy]

rb if you support women in STEM (sadism, torture, evil, menacing)

[konoko]

[malscare]

new keyboard came

[romanceyourdemons]

having a pet fish is so funny. yeah there’s a guy in my house who can move in more dimensions than me, and i’ve permanently trapped him in a 2ft glass cube

[lokaror]

I just dont think this is true

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[sacred-portal]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[largishcat]

by far the harshest truth ive ever had to come to terms with is that many people genuinely have absolute dogshit taste and that is, technically, not a crime

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[cannibalchicken]

[mayakern]

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

[mayakern]

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla