I had some beef taco flavoured Doritos the other day (UK limited edition for the world cup or something) and there was no spice at all because this is the UK, but it also tasted exactly like the tacos in the school cafeteria when I was a small child in Minnesota.
I had a full flashback to how the lunch ladies used to scoop a blob of beef-like product into the middle of each taco shell and then put them in the oven to warm them up, making a half-moon shaped soggy spot in the middle of every shell where the meat grease soaked through.
It was like the food flashback in Ratatouille but disappointing and bland.












