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weeping-wandrian

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

zeplerfer

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

wantcookie

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

somewhatgreatexpectations

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

carefulpyromancer

novelconcepts

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

int0themidnightsun

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

jaxgreen

This is really important.

1010ll

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up2sky

kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2

Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”