Mrs Hughes' Toaster

Words from the true star of Downton Abbey

[le-lune-fille]

Best Downton Valentine of the day! xx

[mrshughestoaster]

I'm choosy about what - or who I warm up though...

[mrshughestoaster]

[mrshughestoaster]

Sorry to have made you cry, my dear. But now that you've found me, why don't you sit down at the table and I'll make you some toast. If anybody else wants to... be cry... the article in question is here.  Hurrah!

[downtondownstairs]

“I had the dial up too high.”

[mrshughestoaster]

Traditional tea kettle, electric kettle, or microwave?

Frankly, my dear, I do not understand the question. How could anybody choose a modern, new-fangled monstrosity over the daily staple that is the traditional tea kettle. 

[butterfly-writer21]

Oh dear lorrrrrd!! SO funny!!! :D

[frenchwindows-deactivated201302]

the real OTP of downton

[mrshughestoaster]

She's the one.

[mrshughestoaster]

I am the maker of music, the toaster of toast.

Rolled Naan

[anonymous-deactivated201309-blog]

why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting

[crownsandcoffee]

I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place

[mrshughestoaster]

Watch your privilege. Some of us rely on toast to survive.

[mrshughestoaster]

Be not afraid of toasters: some are born with toasters, some achieve toasters and some have toasters thrust upon them.

Farlvolio

[mrshughestoaster]

Has anyone spotted the toaster yet?

[mrshughestoaster]

Ehhh that's actually a shakespeare quote.

[mrshughestoaster]

This above all: to thine own toaster be true.

Rollonius

[mrshughestoaster]

Dear Mrs Hughes' Toaster. I love you. Thank you for making the dashboard a place of joy and laughter every time you post your toasty missives. I can't wait to see you again tonight. xx

This made me feel warm and toasty.

[ladyjanesfelsham]

Silly Hipsters

[mrshughestoaster]

I feel violated. But it feels good.

[modines]

Guys, is Downtown Abbey good? Actually no, wrong question. What’s it about?

[mrshughestoaster]

It’s about a beautiful electric toaster that’s been adopted by a head housekeeper to impress the butler. 

[mrbateslegal-deactivated2016123]

But then strange things start happening. The smell of burnt fills the house in the middle of the night, but no one is toasting. In the morning when the staff comes down for breakfast, the hall is littered with the burned corpses of sliced of bread…

[mrshughestoaster]

I blame the curling tongs. (My poor toast babies.)

[modines]

Guys, is Downtown Abbey good? Actually no, wrong question. What’s it about?

[mrshughestoaster]

It's about a beautiful electric toaster that's been adopted by a head housekeeper to impress the butler.