dilf simp

when I catch josh brolin it’s game over.

[ezzakennebba]

“you need a jacket or somethin’, baby? you’re ice cold.” - credit to @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis for the idea 🤎

[inkymillie]

made a cooper valentine to go with the house one ........ hehe

[eldritchenthusiast]

They’re so funny to me

[oofiri]

↓ full version

[hoosierhoodwitch]

[hobertrouse]

tfw the only dude who can help u find ur family is the guy u banged in the toilets 200 years ago

[tazzakazza]

the ceo and the cowboy

[mirimalt]

retiring their jerseys

ice hockey au for the goat mrsimpstabler

[mrsimpstabler]

me when. me when i.

[robcoopagenda]

I’m a fallout lore expert, the reason House is always behind the ghoul is to represent backshots

[sosorryjack]

This was made quick uhh they kinda go hard

[small-spoons]

....and they are both pre-war....

[jakowskis]

ok so who's gonna write the ghouse pwp thats summary just says "In which Cooper rides House's rocket." guys its right there,

[couriersixers]

robcoop is omega x omega to a freak like me

[couriersixers]

what if the two houses kissed. what if cooper was in the middle of them

[pinkmandias]

house is literally watching cooper ride a mechanical rocket whore-ishly on his personal security cameras u actually cannot make ts up

[do2faj]

He's exactly where I wanna be </3

[rochenn]

Attempts at this guy's face