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lucy and maximus :3

#these r adorablee #remind me a little bit of 2016 tumblr flower crowns but like. classier. so pretty #also op i love ur url. manifesting in s3 🧘#fallout tv

cuppydogshane

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

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The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

#drives me nuts #it's like ppl forget abt characterization during smut??#and fall into smutty archetypes. WHY WOULD U DO THAT #txt

"this character is clearly a brat and theyre treating him like a dom" is my most consistent issue in fandom and it BAFFLES me how do yall not know the difference?? do u forget brats exist?? THERE'S A CLEAR DIFFERENCE N YALL KEEP MAKING THIS MISTAKEEEEE im sick of it!!! he needs to get fucked within an inch of his life n yall r making him christian grey!!!!!

#i think ppl think smirky and defiant is dommy LMAOOO THATS OVERCOMPENSATING #theres a diff between control issues n desperately trying to get someone to put them in their place #and control issues characters can & should be subs too ofc #but there's a difffff idek how to. explain #sss #txt

jakowskis

i watched reboot 2022 for johnny knoxville liker reasons expecting not to like it cuz i have a hard time w modern sitcoms and i dont think it had a chance to find its footing so it felt clunky esp w the humor but it had potentialllll and im so distraught it got cancelled. the heart of it was really really good and the characters were wonderful and i wanted to get to know them more ;-; judy greer is one of the funniest women working and pairing her w keegan michael key n knox was like a stroke of genius like thats such a brilliant trio of hugely charming comic actors who also have range and GOD i wouldve loved to see more of them in those roles??? knox got one (1) dramatic scene as clay and it genuinely broke my heart and made me have to sit back and glumly stare at the ceiling. clay barber i only had you for eight 25 minute long episodes and i will think of you for years!!!!

jakowskis

there is a clay & bree friendship fic in my drafts now i fear. bc they robbed me of a scene of bree telling him about her newest reed drama & his reality tv loving ass perking right up. do u think they used to sit in hair & makeup and gossip

#clay n bree friendship bomb hit me so hard so fast like u can tell they used to not get along but theyve both kind of matured similarly #like they kind of met in the middle... theyre both trying to be better which finally put them on equal unsteady footing #so theyre finally seeing the appeal in the other. LOVEEEEE that #i loveeeeeeeeeee platonic m/f duos who rail on each other. fav trope ever #i love that she trusted him enough to call him for help even tho im sure way back when he wasnt anyone's emergency contact #FUCKK. THEY TOOK THEM FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE #i also wanted more clay n hannah like i feel like tht couldve been interesting #clay w someone to guide him whos actually emotionally intelligent?? like...#everyone being rlly desperate for gordon's approval cuz its so hard to come by. fuck man #clay perking up when hannah complimented him bc he just wants to be told hes good... PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #aaaa the dynamic potential was so good im gonna be upset abt this forever

i watched reboot 2022 for johnny knoxville liker reasons expecting not to like it cuz i have a hard time w modern sitcoms and i dont think it had a chance to find its footing so it felt clunky esp w the humor but it had potentialllll and im so distraught it got cancelled. the heart of it was really really good and the characters were wonderful and i wanted to get to know them more ;-; judy greer is one of the funniest women working and pairing her w keegan michael key n knox was like a stroke of genius like thats such a brilliant trio of hugely charming comic actors who also have range and GOD i wouldve loved to see more of them in those roles??? knox got one (1) dramatic scene as clay and it genuinely broke my heart and made me have to sit back and glumly stare at the ceiling. clay barber i only had you for eight 25 minute long episodes and i will think of you for years!!!!

#they gave me knox playing a sad bitter touch starved clown w mommy issues and big sad brown eyes and they took him from me...#i wanted more of clay n bree's friendship too like they took that from me!!!!!!#im. :(((( u guys....#and theres not even a fandom like i cant find nothing. this SUCKSSS #reboot 2022 #sss #txt #they had such a good recipe and they snuffed that show out before it could bloom im so madddd

guess what i just sat down n watched all eight eps of in one sitting. guess what im laying here thinking abt n feelin ill over. HE JUST WANTED TO BE HELD. AUGHHHHHH

#those characters.... oh im distraught. i need to sleep i did an allnighter but. augh #sss

watching an unpopular show n getting attached to a character but when u look them up on here all that comes up is smutty imagines

#sss

jakowskis

jackass fans n knoxfuckers this is of the utmost importance. can anyone tell me if theres weird yaoi in any of knoxvilles shitty movies

jakowskis

he comes from the charlie day school of "it's more interesting and fun if it's gay"

#jw is john waters btw. DELIGHTFUL interview #'they can like u too' waters understanding jackass as dyke camp #i'd rather play the boy who gets the boy... sniffles. hes so dear to me #he has a generational gay performance in him ik he does.#i want that 55 yr old man in a lightly comedic gay love story asap.#...actually no i'd prefer smth darkly comedic if im honest but im not picky #i recently joked that knox + eric andre should've done that gay dark comedy nick kroll n andrew rannells did #which. i think im onto smth FKDKFK #but i do hope w the jackass chapter closed he actually takes time to focus on acting #hes been pretty booked n busy lately but i want a performance that makes me feel crazy. i KNOWW he has it in him #im debating watching reboot bc i feeeeeel like his character is gonna make me ill #jackass

kuwau

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

#tosh n joyce still #txt

jakowskis

"is jackass queer media" discourse is so funny. i just bought a johnny knoxville magazine from 2005 where hes in leather daddy gear

jakowskis

i also couldn't fit this into the tags on that last post but i wish i could sit down and talk to him about jackass costuming bc the fucking. village people vibe of his preoccupation with wearing and queering uniforms is soooooo interesting to me. i'd try to word it less annoying ofc LOL but the way gay culture kind of. fetishizes and almost bastardizes hypermasculine jingoistic american military uniforms? it's parody. and jackass very much does the same esp knox like it's his signature thing. and it's so cheeky and... insolent? idk i just love when he dresses his skinny ass up like a general and pairs it with a colorful scarf and electroshocks his friends' balls there's something sooooo. and it was absolutely intentional too like the intro and outro of 2.5 are a place where they very consciously do that on a larger scale, not to mention the original tv show's title card being a fucking big proud american flag with the word 'jackass' sprawled across it. one of the first things ever filmed being knox getting tased while wearing an american flag like a cape.... for a bunch of dumb jackasses who always say not to bother intellectualizing their tomfoolery these guys sure made something perfectly irreverent at a key time (right in the middle of the clinton and bush administrations), which i do think contributed to their lasting cultural relevance. and that's beautiful to me

#i wish i could put some of my thoughts into words better bah

"is jackass queer media" discourse is so funny. i just bought a johnny knoxville magazine from 2005 where hes in leather daddy gear

#it's on the way. im so excited....#jackass #sss

sharpth1ng

I like to call the Jackass group the gayest straight guys you’ll ever see

No cause it could have been the most toxic hyper-masculinity fest but its just... not? Its socioculturally kind of fascinating because its so different from everything else at that time, like it came out of skate culture but also gay icon Rip Taylor shows up in every movie until he passes away?

Beyond that, what they're engaging in is very clearly kink. Regardless of whether or not its sexual, it's kink. They consent to hurting and humiliating each other and after they all laugh together?

Chris Pontius is also almost always wearing nothing but a thong and none of the other guys seem uncomfortable with that? They don't seem to be guarding themselves against accusations of homoeroticism and by bringing actual gay people (like Rip and John Waters) as friends they're explicitly accepting queer people in their fandom.

These were a bunch of (at least assumed) straight men openly embracing VISIBLY gay men in the early 2000's, which is actually pretty radical. Like it was not something that would get you any sort of cred at that time, if anything it was the opposite of what anyone would think their audience wanted. It was all 'no-homo' at that time, and these guys were shocking each others balls and putting stuff up each others asses on tv, without ever once pausing to posture their straightness. And as a result it's super unsurprising to me that they now have a lot of queer fans!

I think in a lot of ways Jackass is doing what John Waters does with his filmography, so it makes complete sense that he would make friends with Knoxville. They're both doing this kind of pushing of the boundaries of what is "respectable" or comfortable for a mainstream audience to watch is (at least according to Waters) a fundamentally queer way of making media. It rejects hetero-normative cultural standards about what should be seen on tv, stuff that gets talked down and rejected not because its doing any real harm (to anyone who isn't consenting) but because straight men are disturbed by seeing other men put their dicks in danger and brand their friends asses.

Actual quote from Steve-o: "We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor."

I'm not trying to say here that they're all actually queer or that Jackass is some sort of humanitarian creation, but I don't think they get the credit they deserve for the queerness of the media they created, and they definitely don't get credited for what I think is a pretty positive kind of masculinity in a time when that was far from the norm.

#lovee this post. this has been on my mind so much lately #i loved jackass sm as a kid but i didn't know why besides haha funny. but as an adult i realize it largely resonated for queer reasons #like there's just something queer about it! i think a lot of people think queer is synonymous with lgbt as a concrete lived identity #but to me queer is more than that. it encompasses everything radical and anti-tradition and weird and fringe #that's why like kink culture and punk culture arent inherently lgbt but they feel queer. because it's unorthodox it's strange. it's queer!#and jackass to me is in that same boat. and on one hand it's not that deep obviously. but on the other hand #these were very rebellious anti-establishment guys who liked pissing ppl off and seeing how much they could get away with #they liked pushing boundaries. that IS john waters esque. iirc he himself has said he views jackass as spiritually similar to his own work #it's transgressive!! i was blanking on the word. and the thing with transgressive art is it can go two ways #it either resents pc culture & works to offend through shock-value bigotry and insensitivity #or it resents middle america puritanism & works to offend through shock-value depravity and sensationalism #and ofc queerness is inherently offensive to puritanism its just whether or not you double down + do it on purpose #and thats why the jackass guys have said they started leaning into it! because it fit their agenda.#to display queerness on tv and film in the 2000s was inherently outrageous. it was radical. they loved doing that shit!!!!#anyway i was thinking the other day. im just gonna come out and say it ok eminem was a very formative part of my adolescence right #and the other day i realized in his early career he was really pretty campy? like the base definition of it.#and i started thinking about how obviously camp is a queer thing but straight ppl do have their own camp culture. wwe comes to mind #and gay people are more likely to like / resonate with 'straight' medias if it has a stylized campiness to it #straight people CAN make camp media and therefore queer-feeling media it's just a matter of if they own it as such or if they reject it #obviously eminem never owned it. mtv era eminem WAS camp but the refusal to align himself w queerness in any way #kept him from the possibility of becoming a celebrated gay icon. which i do think he couldve become if he handled shit differently #bc plenty of gay ppl r down to rock with offensive outrageous shit IF it doesnt outright tell them it hates them #as evidenced by barbz loving nicki until she went maga. that woman was always a mess! but it was fun until it wasnt #jackass on the other hand tells gay ppl it loves them! and so gay ppl love it back!!#all of this to say. jackass is technically heterosexual camp ala eminem or wwe. however it recognized its own campiness and played into it #dialed it up to 11 even. they CHOSE to reconcile their brand of straight-acceptable/het-approved campiness with queerness #were more than happy to! n idk. thts special to me. but im at tag limit so ima shut up. i dont even hav room to talk abt jackass + kink 💔#jackass #txt

Worse! It’s word of demiurge he doesn’t fuck! There’s an actual interview where Goggins says Cooper hasn’t thought about reproductive activity since becoming a ghoul. He says in one of those “cast answers Google searches” videos. That old man does not bang!

i knoww omg. i think ive said this, i actually started out hyperfixated on walton himself, which lead me to get into fotv + the games, so i was watching fotv promo before ever seeing the show 😭 and i saw that interview way back when so maybe it informed my take on the character? but i do think walton sees him pretty similarly to how i do; purely devoted to one goal and one purpose, to an obsessive degree, and everything else is irrelevant. well, two goals; he's also forced to worry about making sure he can provide himself with his serum, so all his other behavior + activities are in service of that goal (and a lot of his time & energy goes into it). and i do think by the time we meet him he feels a little hopeless about finding barb & janey, i know his ass could've got out / wouldn't have gotten into the coffin situation in the first place if he had a definitive lead on them, but the ghoul we meet is distinctly depressed. that's a guy who hates himself, is miserable being alive (except on the occasion something interesting happens, which often is how depression works anyway), and who deprives himself of pleasures. people have projected this sort of hedonistic attitude onto him (i still haven't played fo4 but thats hancock esque is it not?) but he's really not like that? the only instance in the show was the chem binge which was like. specific circumstances. him + chems are like a self medicating deal too not a.. recreational activity? idk my point is i think a lot of people see him as a. rake character? idk if thats the best way to describe it but like a. murdoc niccals bender rodriguez sterling archer character. cocky womanizer prone to substance abuse like thats what ppl seem to want him to be. with some inner angst bc he misses his daughter. hes not like that!!!!

#rmr my variants post. that ate #anon #oh someone unfollowed me today if it was after that last post thatd be very funny fsdjkfds

rmr when ppl genuinely got annoyed at me / thought it was ooc (?? lol) to say i dont think cooper fucks n i dont think hes cared abt sex in at least 150 yrs. possibly all 220. i dont think thats a crazy thought yall either just wanna fuck him that bad u cant fathom thats not smth on his mind (as if hes not fictional anyway like characterize him however u want. but i do not think the character in the tv show cares) or u cant fathom someone not caring abt sex or?? idek i thought that was bizarre 😭 i still think abt that n go 🤔

#sss #ive brought this up eight times but it baffles me!#bc i think its a case where ppl have a specific perception of a character that. lowkey actively goes against canon characterization #and if u point that out they get upset #fascinating...