Love Me Pls

Haley. 23. Married. Baker & Decorator. Cat Mom. Cherub/Mermaid/Witch {Leo Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Ascendant} I love many things deeply. Formerly: tupacsharkwhore

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[untcldcwn]

when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-

[valtsv]

(annoyed british butler voice) sir... that's somewhat cringe

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[coutureicons]

euphoria makeup (donni.davy)

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis will predict how well your fall goes

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[samcaarter]

Sam and Jack sitting on the dock F-I-S-H-I-N-G

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Seriously

[anxietyproblem]

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

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[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact]

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

[suicunesrider]

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

[drtanner-dickery]

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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[clearslime]

[floralseokkie]

everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog

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