ABOARD THE S.S.PLACEHOLDER

Punk Rocking, Door Locking, Head Knocking, Pill Popping, Skill Swapping, Krill Shopping, Hater Blocking, Switch Docking, Fill Stocking, Grind Lock In, Girl Cocking, Dine Walk-In, Mime Stalking, Crime Talking, Parrot Squawking, Crack Caulking, Dog Borkin', Food Forking, Meat Rotting, Scheme Plotting, Pig Trottin, Shoot Shotting, Boy Shipping, Coin Flipping, Cup Sipping, Cherry Tiffin, Stone Skipping, Bong Ripping, Clib Jibbin, Fly Tipping, Dream Flicking, Lolly Licking, Berry Picking, Sweet Transvestite.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Call me a good night the way I don't need anyone going gentle in me

[blemgoid]

some kid tried to make a tick tock of me so I ripped all his braces out with a big magnet

[lamignonette]

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

@beckitbeckit you look like this sometimes

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Affirming myself by looking at my body in the mirror through tears and saying:

"This is what the woke left wants" 🫵

"This is the future the snowflakes want for themselves" 🫵

"The Libtards wish they were you" 🫵

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

"No because they're called LADYbirdssss-"

That's a boy bug.

A ladybird is so male manipulator like they're out being like to girls: look at my polka dots, people assume I'm something different because i have these polka dots and this round bug boy body. And the girl bugs love it and then he is a bad bugboyfriend and she cringes at the mention of his name for the rest of her life...

A woodlouse is a girl bug.

A stinky bedroom girl bug who likes to play computer games that don't require a good response time like sims and or minecraft creative mode

[shoechoe]

Is there anyone on earth who's super into the smurfs, or even like, cares about them more than a "oh yeah it's those guys" amount

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

No because Rihanna is playing Smurfette

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Annoying my wife when she has work in the morning 3AM challenge [ gone evil ] *trigger warning: police lights*

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Hello! And welcome to my Palm Strike-

HAYYAH!!🫸💥

[jayjaderson]

youre speaking in tongues while im speaking in mouth, because thats where words come from.

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Well I'm speaking in rhyme so answer this me

Are you free this fine friday, at quarter to three

😘

[thwrangis]

speaking in tongues and maybe a little bit of an ass grab too

[peysk]

Oldguy problems: when you stub your toe against a the last woolly mammoth

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Y'all dont know the grind like i do.

You were doubling down, i was tripling down.

You were climbing the corporate ladder, i was personally invited to take the corporate lift.

You were staying late for that promotion, i was riding it silly style out of the boss.

I'd tell you to get on my level but there cant be two number 1's 😌

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

When you unleashing that power bro? Yeah, the power! Let the world see bro, you're powerful. Unleash all that power in the world. Bro.

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Your waist coat? Coated in what?...

Pervert.

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Refractory period? After you cum yeah. Yeah when the light hits you in such a way that it fills the room with a beautiful lustre. The crystalline form immortalising the sexual ecstasy? Yeah that's cool.. the refract.. yeah.

[mrsmortarsmenagerie]

Dead pups wag no tails