Why Be You When You Can Be New

Mara! she/her INTJ phineas ratchet wife

[mrsphineasratchet]

folk singer-songwriter duo named Splooge & Spunk

[mrsphineasratchet]

Derpy pussy got me like FUUUUUUUU-

[dymitre]

I still love seeing them together 🥺❤✨

[mrsphineasratchet]

I wish Quentin Tarantino had directed Shadow and Bone. He would've handled Inej's sexual abuse really well. We would've seen Nina's feet but that is a price I am willing to pay.

[mrsphineasratchet]

Call my penis a good joke the way it's. A knee slapper

[mrsphineasratchet]

I'd hit it like the twin towers

[tauforged]

i dont explain my poetry often

[bickey-d]

Phineas T Ratchet is a lil' bitchboy

[mrsphineasratchet]

MY little bitch boy <3

[mrsphineasratchet]

I want my hands on his ass NOW

[lmaonicetryguys-deactivated2022]

kissy kissy ❤

art by @dymitr3

[mrsphineasratchet]

I WANT HER DEAD THAT SHOULD BE ME

[kombatkraze-blog]

Phineas T Ratchet is a whiny little bitch sometimes but I would fucking die for him.

[bickey-d]

Phineas T Ratchet is a lil' bitchboy

[mrsphineasratchet]

MY little bitch boy <3

[poisoninmybelly]

i saw a post about this some time ago and it got me thinking™: why is phineas t. ratchet-gasket NOT a tumblr sexyman??? i demand answers immediately

[mrsphineasratchet]

EXACTLY

[yandere-toons]

Masterlist

Robots 2005 (Alphabetical)

Bigweld

Platonic & Romantic Headcanons

Phineas T. Ratchet

Platonic & Romantic Headcanons

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[boardboxes]

this man fine as hell!

[mono--chromatik]

you can show me any out of context screenshot but it will never make me laugh more than this image of phineas t ratchet standing in the void about to greet his mom

comedy gold

[realmenget-p-egged]

Phineas T Ratchet is into pegging

[mrsphineasratchet]

as his wife, i can confirm