Bob Floyd's wife

Hello Hi yes I am 24 and love lots of things welcome to the shit show besties

[accol-fics]

As a looooong-time Tumblr user, watching how Heated Rivalry fandom is expressing itself on other platforms is so cute to me. Baby's first all-consuming love for a ship? So cute! Enjoy yourself bbs. No, no, don't put that in your mouth. No you can't touch the actors, sweetie. Yes, I know you want to. That's what fic is for. Yep, nope, yes it's ok and normal to feel like you're vibrating all the time. It'll mellow to a manageable amount soon. Or, sometime. Probably. Here, give me your hand. Here's AO3 and Tumblr. You're welcome here. Have fun! Awww! *grandmotherly pinch to the cheek* Precious! Make some edits and I'll hang them on the fridge!

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + Scott Hunter

[bagel-with-creamcheese]

Ilya’s an asshole? Ilya “stayed at a children’s hospital so much later than his teammates he had to get a cab home” Rozanov? Ilya “he’d probably buy them all Ferraris” Rozanov? Ilya “there will be a trust set up for my niece” Rozanov? Ilya “didn’t retaliate when his brother said horrible things to him including a gay slur but attacked him when he dared insult Svetlana” Rozanov? Ilya “played in the pool with his teammates kids” Rozanov? Ilya “delayed practice 15 minutes so the team could play with a puppy” Rozanov? Ilya “the only nhl member outside of Scott’s friends to support him at Scott hunter night after his very public coming out” Rozanov? Ilya “collecting queer hockey players so his camp can be super inclusive” Rozanov? Ilya “trying to create a safe space” Rozanov? Mmmm I don’t think so

[holyfuckingweed]

Ilya bullying Scott because why not

Heated Rivalry social media au 4/?

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[hollanovtica]

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[mrsrobertfloyd5]

FANFIC

so I wrote a fanfic on ao3 should I link it here? Would anyone read it? It's helluva boss and moulin rouge au like...would that interest the masses???

[macaulaytwins]

they would’ve run the PTA like the navy

[edettethegreat]

a gentleman's guide to love and murder 🤝 operation mincemeat

a british musical with some level of genderblind casting where member(s) play multiple roles and the plot is driven by a guy named monty being impulsive and charismatic (in a cringefail boyloser sort of way)

[redwinesupernxva]

hey im here to audition for galinda/glinda and im singing ive decided to marry you from a gentlemans guide to love and murder

[queerdilf]

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for Monty Navaro from Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder. I am singing Murder, Murder from Jekyll and Hyde

[jubjubthelizard]

hello, i’ll be auditioning for the role of elder mckinley and i’ll be singing better with a man from gentlemans guide to love and murder.

[dadj0ke9000]

Remember Brendon Urie from Panic! at the Disco?

This is him now:

Feel old yet?

[c0sette-fauchelevent]

Monty D'Ysquith has Hashtag Determination. Even though he’s a murderer

[spaceace-col]

Late to the party as always

Like about 10 years late

[every-day-im-learning]

Hot take: Gentleman’s Guide is just backwards Ruddigore

[raccooninthedaytime]

So this is really niche but it needed to be done