Andy™

uh, yeah, i sure Hope it does

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[phantomrose96]

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[bippus]

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

[official-pussy-posts]

Official Pussy Post

[bippus]

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

[mobydyke]

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now