A Gay Nerd

annoying weirdo, he/she/they Pinterest: @JimShortForGabriel

[probablybadrpgideas]

Dammit, my undead minions are too busy making out to stop the hero.

They've formed a polyghoul

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/X))+10

[satan-offical]

favorite year you were born in?

I was a big fan of the year 0

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Was?

[satan-offical]

Jesus came

[alex-strike-is-tr4nsg3nder]

Jesus did what

[satan-offical]

He succumbed to the lust

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Was it with Judas?

[cheese-pull]

tw: spider

walked over this fellow in my bathroom. think the spider lovers will get a kick out of him. he walks real creepy (I out him by the vanity where its safer so he won't get trampled)

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

It's just a lil guy

[cheese-pull]

hes just hanging out

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

I have spiders called Dave, "Matthew" and Pollyanna

[the-monster-tournament]

Which is superior

original

ultra blue hawaiian

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Why is original winning this?

[the-monster-tournament]

which is superior

Ultra watermelon

lewis hamilton

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

They're magic liopleurodons, they're gonna show us the waaaayyyyyyyy....

[cheese-pull]

okay this might sound sensitive but can we stop opening horror trailers on advertisements with just the video.

like atleast a "warning viewer discretion advised" before the ad? it is so fucking terrifying to be watching my silly little TV, and an ad comes on and its a bloody person in a hospital bed with their whole face wrapped, staring eyes wide into the camera for a solid while. like weve gotten to used to just showing stuff like tjat on the internet with zero regard for viewers and I dont think its good for people. if we dont have a choice in what they are gonna put on as ads (because no matter how many times ill click do not show they still show it) id appreciate atleast having the time to look away before the scary stuff happens. Last night I got woken out of dead sleep to screaming on my TV because my usual funny markiplier broadcast got interrupted by a borderline rapey horror movie ad.

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

ABSOLUTELY AGREED

[ghostbird-7]

Tagged by interropunct, thank you for giving me the opportunity to do something not in French

Steal something from my room!

A mirror with a brass woman on the frame leaning over to look at herself

Metallic blue platform docs, scuffed

A tea cup covered in painted white ducks - pastoral, filled with six dollars

One and a half bottles of original cholula on my bedside table

My mug -the outer side in unglazed brown clay, the inner side and handle blue

An ottoman that doubles as storage - just enough for big costco shortbread tin

A leather pouch necklace filled with bits of leaves and shit, maybe magic

A pair of sheertex tights which wouldn’t rip in a hurricane

Ankle length leather duster for if you want to be Spike from BtVS on a nice walk

Voting ended onMay 1

Tagging:

@areyouachildofdivorce

@jesuisnilunnilautre

@mapled-penitentiary

If you feel like being stolen from in a friendly manner!

[areyouachildofdivorce]

thanks for the tag @ghostbird-7! sorry it took me a while to get around to doing this haha

steal something from my room!

red and black fender P bass,

the entire green day discography on CD

five empty waterbottles (various locations)

halloween bunting from tiger which stays up all year

one (1) bearded dragon

full hatsune miku cosplay not worn since 2022

limited edition green day coffee tin (no coffee)

Voting ended onMay 4

tags: @thatgenricuser, @krishpy-creme, @everyshadeofwrong, @angrymantheater, @thirteen-cats-in-a-trenchcoat, @snails-in-my-mouth

[angrymantheater]

yess i love this one! thanks for the tag

steal something from my room :)

ralph steadman fear and loathing in las vegas poster

copy of the kinsey report

plastic cup with a holographic image of justin bieber (the Bieb Cup)

2 packs of star trek trading cards

a postcard of phineas gage

the grosse pointe blank soundtrack on cd

Voting ended onMay 4

super chill tags : @leninlennon @withnailcel @motherblackcap @the-bogginses-are-gay @bearinabandana @lost-long-ago

[the-bogginses-are-gay]

thanks for the tag!! I took the trading cards :DD

steal something from my room!!!

map of middle earth poster

season 5 byler funkos (they come as a pair)

cardboard cutout of bbc sherlock

$100 worth of bookshop vouchers

airport mike funko from s4

various shakespeare plays I have liberated from school storerooms over the years

every book and short story collection existent in the shadowhunter chronicles

green day saviors tour poster

frodo plushie :)

Voting ended onMay 5

no pressure tags: @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @asneakyobserver @leofromsomewhere @scoopstroopog @moonywithatrafficcone @epitome-of-stupidity @shadowyyyidk @thewisestsorcerer @fandomsmeantheworldtome @fosilizd @around-the-venom @justlikeheavenbyler @sarkylittlemonster @august-shops + open tags!!!

[moonywithatrafficcone]

thank you for the tag! i would like to take your cutout of sherlock. thank you very much.

steal something from my bedroom:

tv + dvd player

weighted blanket

cardboard cutout of philomena cunk

collection of vintage woolen jumpers (from small businesses & thrift shops)

stained glass lamp

vinyl player & 30+ vinyl records

tiny pink carebare from 2006

massive tapestry used as a carpet

ikea shark that is weighted and stuffed to be as huggable as possible

Voting ended onMay 5

tags: @oliveespineapples @goose-ate-a-nuclear-reactor @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @the-bogginses-are-gay @miwihrt @ch4ins4wraven

i weighted and re-stuffed the shark myself by the way :^)

[miwihrt]

tysm for the tag!!!

Steal something from my room!!

A Sony D-NE24O CD Walkman

A 7th gen classic iPod and an iPod Touch

various jars full of rocks I've collected

A DVD player and a container of blank CDs to burn

My thrifted collection of Glee, including Glee The Concert

My Nikon Coolpix2500 camera

A Sony Dream Machine Alarm Clock, Radio, and CD player

My Byler Funko Pop collection

Voting ended onMay 3

tags!!

@byleriskillingme @lionphish @bylerpleaseandthankyou @snowviolettwhite @byclairwheelfieldtruther @mikethebravesworld + anyone who wishes!!!!!

[byleriskillingme]

tyyy for the tagggg (i need to redo my vote on yours, I chose glee before I saw byler 😭)

steal something from my room!

7ft tall bookshelf + TV

rolling cart full of extra books

stranger things seasons 4+5 posters

paintings i made of my fav fandoms/artists

cd collection

naked Harry styles poster (not pilgrim harry!)

Pride flag

wristband from my livrod concert

signed cd covers (louis+5sos)

2 identical sets of twilight series white edition

baby will in upside down funko

Voting ended onMay 3

@vanished159 @berrycold @dessasink @ziggyzoomer @soyboygirlboss @puppydogmike @underthemoony @halflitpages @phoebebyers @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @girl-so-inlove @frogboyisatitagain + anyone!!

[girl-so-inlove]

thank u for the taggg!<3

Steal something from my room!

my fav leather jacket ever

vinyl player+ 20ish vinyls

random guitar on the corner

hand painted ukelele with koi fish

my gorgeous cat<3

a 30+ collection of huggable plushies

wristband from the eras tour

Voting ended onMay 5

@iselovesbyler @tcmsofan @number1bobnewbystan @ineffablygenderless @screamingshakingcrying1 @of-paper-rings-and-stars @dessasink @mae-the-gae @cleradin7 @youreonyourownkatie + open tags!!

[number1bobnewbystan]

thank you for the tag!!

steal something from my room

my trophies from dance

reddie funko pops

olivia rodrigo t shirt

cd player and cds

enid sinclair that my auntie crocheted for me

hunger games book collection

sticker of captain holt shouting bone

miss saigon programme

frog jellycat that has a crown on its head

finn wolfhard poster

Voting ended onMay 9

@loversliveanddiefortissimo @sweetcreatureeternal @bylerooc @halflitpages @bambibyers @cha0tic-k1llj0y

[loversliveanddiefortissimo]

ty for the tag!!!

Steal smth from my room...

rainbow wall of used kroger brand seltzer cans

suitcase typewriter (broken, used to display stuff)

lego orchid bouquet

Handpainted newsies backdrops

Tiny pink record player thats actually a speaker

"One way" sign pointed towards closet

Voting ended onMay 10

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @i-like-gay-books @thepuffler @staticandballoons @crunchie-morris

[thepuffler]

thanks for the tag, this one looks fun!

Steal something from my room

Sketchbook collection

Star Wars Funko pop collection

Weezer blue album vinyl

Wicked poster

“Art of” book collection

Pride and Prejudice 1995 DVDs

Plastic lobster

Voting ended onMay 10

@barium-nitrate @imisscloudsimiss-you

@peter-parsnip @andi-mec-wheeler +ANY

[i-stole-a-loaf-of-cat]

oooh, fun

Steal something from my room

Tiny bust of Napoleon with glasses and moustache doodled on it

massive ass firtress of barad dûr poster

Red flag from my enjolras cosplay

Many tortured and dying plants

50+ bird books and id guides

A hazardous amount of fossils and minerals on a flimsy shelf above my bed

Voting ended onMay 10

Tags: @permetutotheworld, @clowndyke-bar, @artandbeauty71, @the-meest-me-ill-ever-be, @lesbienj + anyone else

[clowndyke-bar]

Ooooo

Steal something from my room

Shiba plush that I named after Daron Malakian

Crocheted blanket that looks like moss

A nuclear shit ton of Kandi beads

Various notes on various languages

Rock CD collection

APHuG textbook

Authentic Slade tracksuit

Voting ended onMay 6

@communism-rainbows @granhairdo @probablydancingg @send-me-to-the-exr @around-the-venom @vfdbat @yourdeargatsby +anyone else

[around-the-venom]

wawa ty

steal something from my room

weezer 1192 vinyl (RSD limited edition)

custom wood burning lady frerard yuri (a gift)

lltbp shirt i found in a value village

an elusive journal

my spanish homework

Voting ended onMay 6

@mambafidget @deftism @iiiidiotnathanieliii @just-oneof-thoseghosts @frankierosfoottattoos @the-bogginses-are-gay

[just-oneof-thoseghosts]

Ty for the tag!!!!

Steal something from my room :0

My Dean Winchester cardboard cutout

an extensive Lip balm collection

Queen funko pops

4 pencil cases

Enough incense to supply a temple

Voting ended onMay 4

npt🩷: @i-wasnt-borntobe-a-skeleton @demolition-loser @fantasticfinnie @piercetheviih @gay-draag-path @iledtherevolutioninmybedroom @th3j3ts3tl1f3 @head-in-clouds333 @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @artiepoison

[gay-draag-path]

lets see if I can remember what's in my room

mcr posters

mcr vinyls

linkin park vinyl

DRAAG flag

about 11 band shirts (tøp, mcr, fob, etc)

Voting ended onMay 4

@iridescentcrow @e-e-p-y-p-a-s-t-a @thechamomileon @yuckboy @poopyfart2763

[iridescentcrow]

thank for tag

no don't steal my stuff :(

spamtenna poster

tardigrade/waterbear plushie

heartstopper volume one (I painted the ends)

record player shaped cd player

christmas tree costume

many paracord bracelets

Voting ended onMay 11

@tirisghost @purplesparklingwaffles @ohfuckgender @theduke-2 @e-e-p-y-p-a-s-t-a @thechamomileon

[ohfuckgender]

im in a hostel so you het what you get

the folks i share a room with

thier bags

my pilow

the chair

the other chair

the mirror

the other mirror

the third mirror

my sleeping bag

other folks plushes

my make up bag

some other fucks make up bag

Voting ended onMay 7

@cheese-pull @cheesecat11917 @theduke-2

[cheese-pull]

I steal your bunk mates =>

steal

my mothman plushie

my praying mantis plushie

my faeire candle that has a glass orb ontop of it that im worried will light it

my almost empty dr bepper bottke

my handmade wooden block street sign that says "smut" to designate my smut secti

dirty mop

my drill battery

my tool set

my 23/ 35 ever made Amy brown "faerie bride" painting

my tattoo cabinet that I use for crafting items and dresses

my moon pie offical sign from my old job

mini Lowe's bucket full of makeup brushes and also drill parts

Voting ended onMay 7

open tags =>

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

steal something from my room

David Bowie poster

sonic screwdriver

windowsill

net full of plushes

dismantles guitar

Voting ended onJun 6

[cheese-pull]

might go purchase a pink glitter toilet seat.

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Do it. Live your true dreams.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[cheese-pull]

a man from my state is on death row for a crime he didnt commit. they have DNA that doesnt match his, and the jury was not informed that the informant was paid, which is incredibly illegal. they have no proof this young black male did this. when he asked if the informant was paid, it was objected and the judge held the objection. they have lied under oath.

Stop the Execution of Tony Carruthers in Tennessee

Tennessee has scheduled Tony Carruthers for execution on May 21, 2026 for the 1994 murders of Marcellos Anderson, Delois Anderson, and Frede

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[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

PLEASE SIGN!

[cheese-pull]

a man from my state is on death row for a crime he didnt commit. they have DNA that doesnt match his, and the jury was not informed that the informant was paid, which is incredibly illegal. they have no proof this young black male did this. when he asked if the informant was paid, it was objected and the judge held the objection. they have lied under oath.

Stop the Execution of Tony Carruthers in Tennessee

Tennessee has scheduled Tony Carruthers for execution on May 21, 2026 for the 1994 murders of Marcellos Anderson, Delois Anderson, and Frede

please sign. you can opt out of all notifications from this site easily, its quick to sign up, and it might just save this man's life.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[bookwyrmbran]

or at least until 2041!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

why is it on my dash again in 2026

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

You can never escape

[cheese-pull]

tw: spider

walked over this fellow in my bathroom. think the spider lovers will get a kick out of him. he walks real creepy (I out him by the vanity where its safer so he won't get trampled)

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

It's just a lil guy

[cheese-pull]

A WIN FOR PRIDE MONTH

I CAN DO THE BUN HAIRSTYLE WITH THE SPIKEY BANG BITS AND THE UNDERCUT AND IT LOOKS DOPE

IM SO HAPPY I CUT MY HAIR

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

Aayyyy

[cheese-pull]

some patches i made for my jacket for pride cuz i needed a reason to work more on it!

[mrwilliamsherlockscottholmes]

These are so cool broo