I knew I was dead the moment I saw it

Love Begins

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
almost home
Sade Olutola
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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ojovivo

izzy's playlists!
RMH

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oozey mess

ellievsbear
NASA
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@ms-ladyboog
I knew I was dead the moment I saw it
Reblog if you love sea dogs
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN
what is he doing I love it
hey everyone look its me the yelly conspiracy man lmao
i am a genuinely terrible person that has genuinely terrible beliefs but no one takes them seriously because im always yelling and being all weird lmao
like remember how i’m always going on about goblins and its so funny yeah that was actually just poorly-disguised anti-semitism but thats ok lol because everyones just thinking about the fantasy creature and not my belief that the jews are running the world and we should fear and revile them haha look at me im so dang funny because im so WEIRD lmaoooooooo
You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor.
Oh boy let me tell you a thing about anxiety
me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
Amethyst!
I’M SO HYPED FOR HUMANZ YOU GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
who is she?
she’s smokin
SLARP
Play-Acting Under Lowered Boundaries, Leveling Against Random Threats: Maybe Also Life-Long Challenges Or Problems
PAUL BLART: MALL COP
If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.
*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*
Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool
not much, I’d bet.
Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t ready yet. that’s still recharging.”