assless chaos

Oliver || 22 || White || He/They ☉ Taurus ☾ Sagittarius ↑ Leo

[11thsense]

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[raykarr]

the prince smokes a big fucking blunt that is way too large for him because he's 5cm tall and also ichigo is there because i think they'd be chill with it

[mosssleeper-blog]

[rslashrats]

some of you people online are a little too quick to makwe things sexual i think… #peaceandlight

[evilrslashrats]

i hate peace and light #sex

[rslashrats]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[noctivagantart]

I painted your cat cause I couldn’t stop laughing at her bewildered expression and I love her. 🤣

[teathattast]

[singinbluebird]

[pineapple-dildos]

[stay-the-knight]

This has been fucking with me all week because my coworker has a friend from California who said that if you have a basement it means you're rich??? So

Is it bougie to have a basement

Yes, I'm from California

Yes, I'm not from California

No, I'm from California

No, I'm not from California

I abstain/show results

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

[grison-in-space]

In Texas the only people with basements were bougie as hell because in the city I was in, you had four inches of solid clay, then you were into the limestone. AND the frequent microquakes would slowly start to undo the structural integrity of your house if you blasted one out of the bedrock anyway.

Now in Minnesota everyone has basements and frankly I love that for us. I'm standing in my nice cool basement right now.

[doomspaniels]

In Florida, the only homes with basements are carefully preserved historic homes. They were built by people who didn't yet know the water table was too high for basements, or with too much money to care. They're fragile and need continuous pumping, occasional expensive repair, and you can't even just fill them with concrete or something because it would eventually eat your foundation; you have to keep them dry once they're there, or tear down the house.

Bougie? Oh yes.

[bananahomo]

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

[bananahomo]

fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her

[txttletale]

i gotta say i agree that exposing children to algorithmic content feeds is going to make them grow up with one billion new kinds of mental illnesses and it's a serious societal problem that urgently needs addressing but it makes me v. v. v. uneasy when i see posts going around that identify this issue and come to the conclusion 'this is why it's important for parents to know what their kid is doing online' and uh girls there are a lot of kids out there who would be dead if their parents knew what they were doing online

[txttletale]

"yeah this aspect of capitalism is extremely alienating and traumatizing" and im nodding and smiling and then they add "which is why we must retreat to the safety of the family" and i start abruptly high-pitched screaming like a fire alarm

[qzvk]

everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

[contrabandtoxicant]

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

[notfocks]

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

[pissmoon]

People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

[football-in-tuxedos]

Cheryl Dunye’s directorial debut, The Watermelon Woman, was out of print between 2000 and 2018. Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was only available to watch on a pirate channel on YouTube until last year. There is still no way to watch the X-Files spinoff, The Lone Gunmen except to own a dvd box set that has been out of print since 2005. Or to pirate it. It’s on YouTube.

Piracy is incredibly important to keep media that’s weird, or out there or just embarrassing to someone in power, alive. We need piracy and we need to stop being snitches when someone pirates stuff.

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[grimelords]

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

[michaelmilkers]

how i feel when a poll comes on my dash but the time limit is up

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drtanner]

Didn't like it

[spiritualistapologist]