im too broke to buy resident evil 7

[Asexual] [True Neutral] [She/Her] My name is or Lumi, and welcome to my trashy blog.

[nick-nocturne]

yiff me nick-daddy

Wow, not only did you make me stop being productive for ten minutes, you also made me summon the power of @nyxfears again to take care of business:

[jasper-rolls]

bone healing juice

[iwashinaga]

milk

[jasper-rolls]

blocked

[ms-lumi-inactive]

@skateordiee

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[mehreenkasana]

Reading about Congress bills can be dry, so here’s a quick thread on the eight bills (among 2,000 - according to Al Jazeera English) introduced since Trump took office in January.

I will update this post with a link explaining each bill - which has far-reaching and devastating consequences for Americans, especially low-income Americans - in a very short bit.

[space-snowglobe]

[lennythereviewer]

No wait guys, I totally figured it out.

The Horseman’s true identity…

…IS NONE OTHER THAN SUPER MARIO!!

THE HORNS

THE ARMOR

THE FLAG

IT ALL ADDS UP!!

[pearlpoltergeist]

he’s back

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ms-lumi-inactive]

Employer: What's your greatest skill?

Me: If I'm watching a YouTube video and I accidentally X out of the window, I have the ability to consistently pinpoint exactly where I left off in the progress bar within a margin of error of 2 seconds, regardless of video length.

Employer: Shit dude, when can you start?

[ms-lumi-inactive]

i finally got my tablet pen back

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[pilot-webcomic]

Pilot #17

[charlesoberonn]

Saying that Homestuck is over 8000 pages long is misleading.

Because there’s a 3-hours long game with like 100,000 words of dialogue and a variety of animation that takes 3 pages.

And there’s this one repeating gif with no dialog that takes 5 pages

pages are meaningless

[starfleetofficial]

why does H.P Lovecraft always look like he’s secretly holding a bird in his mouth 

[starfleetofficial]

[tindalosmalakia]

Because he was a cat passing himself for a human! It’s so obvious.

[ms-lumi-inactive]

hp lovecraft is secretly @nick-nocturn

[antikarkat]

[sssplatoon]

The heroes and their adventures

[hey-rogby]

[fakeblack]

Anyway wasnt the dad from chicken little kinda a dilf??? 👀👀

[gayherobrine-deactivated2018031]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]