im a blossoming debutante on the warpath.

Nell, 27, she/they

[ms-moon]

I become a cutesy little kitchen witch but instead of a wand I have a rolling pin and instead of casting spells I whack people

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[teethcrusher999]

yes penguin random house i would LOVE to know when he releases a new book

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

[quinkkill]

Unfortunately me until Thursday

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[not100bees]

Smiles serenely.

[bruzum]

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[eddiegayass]

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are