Ms. Noxius

@ms-noxius

she/they, master magician. I arrive from a distant, ruined universe. I am here to guard my children. mess with them, and you'll end up six feet under hell.

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Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

#roleplay #rp #gimmick blog #hajverse #blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #< yes these tags are relevant

A letter appears in front of you, packed in a velvety-blue envelope with a golden wax stamp. The stamp has a symbol embedded within it.

The letter reads:

Creatures of this world, I am Ms. Noxius, creator and destroyer of many universes, mother to many gods.

Some of you might know me as Mother Nature. Contrary to popular belief, the name means I am the mother of the god of nature, not its goddess myself. It originates from the third universe I visited, Universe XII (also known as lost universe number 1305).

I am communicating with you to invite you to my humble home, a small pocket dimension between universes. Named "Donum a Venere" ("A Gift From Venus" in your common language), it's a small town with all necessities at my disposal as well as several beings which assist me in maintaining it. I invite you here for the simple reason of curiosity.

I wish to learn more of your species and magic, as well as your culture and individual selves.

To reach Donum a Venere, you will be required to use a Chaos Shard, which is not naturally occurring in your world. However, I left a basket with many Chaos Shards besides @the-jesterhaj 's circus tent. Feel free to take one and hold on to it. The shard will teleport you to the entrance of Donum a Venere when your heart desires support, love, or a warm hug. It may result in unwanted teleportation due to this, so make sure you only hold on to it when you truly wish to come here.

I hope I will see you all soon, creatures of many kinds.

Signed, Ms. [ ] Noxius.

#blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #gimmick blog #hajverse #roleplay

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

…I mean more parents can’t hurt right? Does this mean another marriage?

My life is already devoted to a lover, so I'll have to kindly decline the offer.

Although, if you'd still like to take care of any of them, I think @the-mimehaj would appreciate the extra care.

#blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #gimmick blog #hajverse #uhhhh I didn't mean to reveal that piece of lore here but OH WELL #/lh

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

Not to be the bearer of "bad" news, but they already have a mother.

#blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #gimmick blog #hajverse #do not anger the magician #/silly

"whats wrong, my dear Stella?"

> The small cat puts her head on Ms. Noxius' lap.

"hm, would you like to express your concern with music, instead?"

> the cat places one paw next to her head, and then meows.

"which track would you like, love?"

> the cat lets out five short meows.

> Ms. Noxius smiles, and waves her hand, a few discs fly into the air, and then a purple and blue one lands inside of a CD player.

> soft music spreads through the room, and soon, an unpleasant melody joins it, giving an unsettling aura to the previously enjoyable music.

"oh, my dear... My lovely Stella..."

> the cat climbs on Ms. Noxius' lap and curls up.

> the unpleasant melody starts to spread further than the room, until it reaches the whole planet. It sounds distant, yet still incredibly noticable. The way the piano's soft sound meets the harsh electric guitar and drums... It gives you chills.

#blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #gimmick blog #hajverse #roleplay

~ Vwoosh.

I heard you want to make a trade?

-@blodhaj

Hello, hajar. I am not one for trades, but I assume you were directed to me by one of my children. Tell me, creature, what is it you wish to discuss?

Vivian is not so happy that my vampristism actually managed to take to him. I'm willing to give back the autonomy I took so it can be undone. But, not for free.

Ah, I understand. Well, what is it you would like? I am quite powerful, so feel free to ask for anything. So long as my children stay unharmed.

I wish to expand my reach. As you may or may not know, my species maximum size is bound by their territory. I wish to extend mine out from this planet to this solar system. Does that trade seem reasonable?

I suppose it does. However, this spell may take up to a few hours to take effect, so please have patience once the spell is cast.

> some blue magic starts to swirl around the magician.

We have a deal. Vivian shall no longer be a vampristist and they will have their full autonomy back. In return, I shall expand your territory to the full solar system we currently stand in.

Good.

I relinquish my control.

Wonderful.

> the blue magic turns into blue fog, which spreads across the whole planet, and then crawls out into space, causing the sky to turn into a dark blue for several minutes, blocking a lot of light. Then, the fog seems to slowly fade, leaving a blue tint on every star in the sky, alongside the moon.

I suppose I will see you again at some point?

#the deal is done!#magician lore

~ Vwoosh.

I heard you want to make a trade?

-@blodhaj

Hello, hajar. I am not one for trades, but I assume you were directed to me by one of my children. Tell me, creature, what is it you wish to discuss?

Vivian is not so happy that my vampristism actually managed to take to him. I'm willing to give back the autonomy I took so it can be undone. But, not for free.

Ah, I understand. Well, what is it you would like? I am quite powerful, so feel free to ask for anything. So long as my children stay unharmed.

I wish to expand my reach. As you may or may not know, my species maximum size is bound by their territory. I wish to extend mine out from this planet to this solar system. Does that trade seem reasonable?

I suppose it does. However, this spell may take up to a few hours to take effect, so please have patience once the spell is cast.

> some blue magic starts to swirl around the magician.

We have a deal. Vivian shall no longer be a vampristist and they will have their full autonomy back. In return, I shall expand your territory to the full solar system we currently stand in.

~ Vwoosh.

I heard you want to make a trade?

-@blodhaj

Hello, hajar. I am not one for trades, but I assume you were directed to me by one of my children. Tell me, creature, what is it you wish to discuss?

Vivian is not so happy that my vampristism actually managed to take to him. I'm willing to give back the autonomy I took so it can be undone. But, not for free.

Ah, I understand. Well, what is it you would like? I am quite powerful, so feel free to ask for anything. So long as my children stay unharmed.

~ Vwoosh.

I heard you want to make a trade?

-@blodhaj

Hello, hajar. I am not one for trades, but I assume you were directed to me by one of my children. Tell me, creature, what is it you wish to discuss?

#hajverse #blahaj into the blahajverse #blahajverse #gimmick blog #roleplay

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

> Jesterhaj focuses on everything they believe brought them here.

> the jester sings a song in their head, the same song Ms. Noxius sang whenever they were scared. They thought of Stella, Darius.. and Ms. Noxius, too.

> she opens her eyes, and the mist is instantly gone.

My Vivian...

> she turns to the true Jesterhaj, THE Jesterhaj.

My child...

> jesterhaj's stomach fills with dread as they hear their mom's voice. He opens his eyes, hoping that he didn't hear correctly, That she wasn't talking to the other jester. He was hoped wrong.

What? No, you have to be wrong- please say you're joking- please be joking- Mom, please.

Please, you have to believe I'm real…

> she turns to the panicked clone, gently placing a hand on them, and slowly caressing him, providing comfort.

You are real, I'm certain you are. But you are not the true Vivian. It can be scary, but I promise, you will find who you are. You're strong, I can see it, I can feel it... You can let yourself fear, it's okay. This does not mean I will leave you, this simply means I recognize you are different than who you initially thought you were... But you are still in need of me, and I won't leave while I'm still needed. I will help in any way you need me to, so long as you agree to be your own person, not the Jester hajar, find who you are.

I-

> Jesterhaj sniffles, and a few tears fall to the ground.

Okay. I'll believe you. I'm not the real Vivian. I. I. I'll try to figure out who I am. I'm sorry that my existence caused so many problems.

[the conversation continues in the safe pocket dimension Ms. Noxius has teleported all of them to.]

It's alright, it was out of your control.. it's okay to cry, and it's okay to be upset or even feel ashamed, I can only imagine how difficult this must be for you... Would you like a hug, dear?

> Ms. Noxius opens her arms for a hug. She has a warm, loving expression on her face, with a soft smile.

Y- Yes please.

> she gives the hajar a hug, not letting go until they feel comfortable letting go.

> Jesterhaj sniffles then pushes back against their mother slightly after a few moments.

Okay, I think I need to spend some time alone. To find out who I am. Talk to you soon, I guess.

Of course, dear. Feel free to come find me whenever you need it, I will always accept you with open arms.

> she gives a loving smile

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

> Jesterhaj focuses on everything they believe brought them here.

> the jester sings a song in their head, the same song Ms. Noxius sang whenever they were scared. They thought of Stella, Darius.. and Ms. Noxius, too.

> she opens her eyes, and the mist is instantly gone.

My Vivian...

> she turns to the true Jesterhaj, THE Jesterhaj.

My child...

> jesterhaj's stomach fills with dread as they hear their mom's voice. He opens his eyes, hoping that he didn't hear correctly, That she wasn't talking to the other jester. He was hoped wrong.

What? No, you have to be wrong- please say you're joking- please be joking- Mom, please.

Please, you have to believe I'm real…

> she turns to the panicked clone, gently placing a hand on them, and slowly caressing him, providing comfort.

You are real, I'm certain you are. But you are not the true Vivian. It can be scary, but I promise, you will find who you are. You're strong, I can see it, I can feel it... You can let yourself fear, it's okay. This does not mean I will leave you, this simply means I recognize you are different than who you initially thought you were... But you are still in need of me, and I won't leave while I'm still needed. I will help in any way you need me to, so long as you agree to be your own person, not the Jester hajar, find who you are.

I-

> Jesterhaj sniffles, and a few tears fall to the ground.

Okay. I'll believe you. I'm not the real Vivian. I. I. I'll try to figure out who I am. I'm sorry that my existence caused so many problems.

[the conversation continues in the safe pocket dimension Ms. Noxius has teleported all of them to.]

It's alright, it was out of your control.. it's okay to cry, and it's okay to be upset or even feel ashamed, I can only imagine how difficult this must be for you... Would you like a hug, dear?

> Ms. Noxius opens her arms for a hug. She has a warm, loving expression on her face, with a soft smile.

Y- Yes please.

> she gives the hajar a hug, not letting go until they feel comfortable letting go.

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

> Jesterhaj focuses on everything they believe brought them here.

> the jester sings a song in their head, the same song Ms. Noxius sang whenever they were scared. They thought of Stella, Darius.. and Ms. Noxius, too.

> she opens her eyes, and the mist is instantly gone.

My Vivian...

> she turns to the true Jesterhaj, THE Jesterhaj.

My child...

> jesterhaj's stomach fills with dread as they hear their mom's voice. He opens his eyes, hoping that he didn't hear correctly, That she wasn't talking to the other jester. He was hoped wrong.

What? No, you have to be wrong- please say you're joking- please be joking- Mom, please.

Please, you have to believe I'm real…

> she turns to the panicked clone, gently placing a hand on them, and slowly caressing him, providing comfort.

You are real, I'm certain you are. But you are not the true Vivian. It can be scary, but I promise, you will find who you are. You're strong, I can see it, I can feel it... You can let yourself fear, it's okay. This does not mean I will leave you, this simply means I recognize you are different than who you initially thought you were... But you are still in need of me, and I won't leave while I'm still needed. I will help in any way you need me to, so long as you agree to be your own person, not the Jester hajar, find who you are.

I-

> Jesterhaj sniffles, and a few tears fall to the ground.

Okay. I'll believe you. I'm not the real Vivian. I. I. I'll try to figure out who I am. I'm sorry that my existence caused so many problems.

[the conversation continues in the safe pocket dimension Ms. Noxius has teleported all of them to.]

It's alright, it was out of your control.. it's okay to cry, and it's okay to be upset or even feel ashamed, I can only imagine how difficult this must be for you... Would you like a hug, dear?

> Ms. Noxius opens her arms for a hug. She has a warm, loving expression on her face, with a soft smile.

*Evacuation alarm!*

Everyhaj! This is not a drill. A blahajverse ending level treat has emerged! Everyone is advice to seek immediate shelter. If your own shelter dosent exists, @the-hajhaj shelter is avaliable for use.

Grab only your most important belongings, and evacuate now!

EMERGENCY!🚨

> dozens of small mouths appear every hajar

🚨

@the-butterhaj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@larryhaj

@regnbagshaj

@blodhaj

@the-tech-priesthaj

@the-mimehaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-failed-ones

@mintblue-haj

@woke-elvis

@the-kirbhaj

@jesterhaj

@tankhaj

@brithaj

@dm-haj

@gronkrux

@kortfattadhaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-dovehaj

@the-grahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@halvgudhaj

@somnighaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-rutighaj

@the-rosahaj

@the-dinohaj

@starz-rambles

@the-purpursparv

@waxpot-subsys

@sleepyhaj

@the-smattsparv

@the-robohaj

@the-clownhaj

@the-actual-ocean

@the-blahaj

@teto-haj

@the-brathaj

@redhoodhaj

@unregistered-haj

@blahaj-elvis

@jester-presley

> the magician sighs and snaps her fingers, teleporting herself, Mimehaj, Clownhaj, and Jesterhaj (along with @jesterhaj ) to a pocket dimension between two abandoned universes. The safest place there can be.

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

> Jesterhaj focuses on everything they believe brought them here.

> the jester sings a song in their head, the same song Ms. Noxius sang whenever they were scared. They thought of Stella, Darius.. and Ms. Noxius, too.

> she opens her eyes, and the mist is instantly gone.

My Vivian...

> she turns to the true Jesterhaj, THE Jesterhaj.

My child...

> jesterhaj's stomach fills with dread as they hear their mom's voice. He opens his eyes, hoping that he didn't hear correctly, That she wasn't talking to the other jester. He was hoped wrong.

What? No, you have to be wrong- please say you're joking- please be joking- Mom, please.

Please, you have to believe I'm real…

> she turns to the panicked clone, gently placing a hand on them, and slowly caressing him, providing comfort.

You are real, I'm certain you are. But you are not the true Vivian. It can be scary, but I promise, you will find who you are. You're strong, I can see it, I can feel it... You can let yourself fear, it's okay. This does not mean I will leave you, this simply means I recognize you are different than who you initially thought you were... But you are still in need of me, and I won't leave while I'm still needed. I will help in any way you need me to, so long as you agree to be your own person, not the Jester hajar, find who you are.

#I'm making myself feel many emotions #I think I'm psychoanalyzing myself based on my mom character #and I don't like the conclusions I'm getting to #anyways I want Ms Noxius to be my mom is what I'm saying #shakes her around

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

> Jesterhaj focuses on everything they believe brought them here.

> the jester sings a song in their head, the same song Ms. Noxius sang whenever they were scared. They thought of Stella, Darius.. and Ms. Noxius, too.

> she opens her eyes, and the mist is instantly gone.

My Vivian...

> she turns to the true Jesterhaj, THE Jesterhaj.

My child...

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

Considering the only command I have forced into them is to have manners, that seems perfectly kind, considering the accusations thrown at me. I will most likely see you later, Miss.

~ Vwooosshhhh

> blodhaj disappears as fast as they appeared.

> she fixes her cape and turns to the two jesters.

Close your eyes, let yourself relax. Open your mind and your heart. Don't make a sound, just focus on your heart beat, can you feel it? I want you to think of who you are. Your name, your past, your present, your friends, your family, all of it...

> green and red mist slowly creeps around, it makes everything feel calm. The magician closes her eyes as well, casting a detection and identification spell. It takes great concentration and strength, but she's a powerful and well-trained magician.

Greetings. I am Ms. Noxius, a skilled magician that's travelled through many universes and realities to reach yours. I am the protector of three entities, one a jester, one a clown, and one a mime. Those entities are very dear to me, they're like children to me.

I am capable of things beyond your imagination, so be cautious when speaking to me or those I care about.

Your children are unharmed, though one of the hajar sealed away your jester for being disruptive.

> very muffled

LET ME OUT!

Hm... No, you're not mine, are you? You are not the true Jester.

That's not your jester? I'm truly sorry for the misunderstanding, unless there's more to this?

They seem off, and their energy is... Very different.

I see, the reason isn't lost on me, but I mustn't tell you

What? What do you mean? I was attacking playing with some hajar and the @the-arohaj trapped me. I've been stuck here for so long…

Please let me out. Please.

No, no... Reveal your true nature, you are not the jester. I'm not sure what you are, but you are not Vivian.

I am Vivian, why don't you believe me? Are you just trying to get rid of me?

Please believe me.

I doubt your words, but I shall test you. I want you to tell me something only Vivian could know.

Yes, please test me. What do you want to know?

What is Darius' birth name? And how did you three first meet?

It's Luna, obviously. And I met Darius and Stella when I was formed.

See. I'm me!

...I still have my doubts, though not many know of your first meeting. Now, how about you show me your circus tent?

I mean, you would need to get me out of here first. Then I'll show you. It's kind of burned down at the moment though.

> the magician takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. She then snaps her fingers, teleporting the supposed jester to stand right beside her.

There you go.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was in there for a loonnngggg time.

Here, follow me.

> Jesterhaj leads you deep into the kelp forest to it's circus tent

> the magician quietly follows, looking around to memorize the path.

> jesterhaj lead the magician to a very much not burnt-down circus tent.

What?! Who fixed my tent?

> hearing... Their own voice.. coming from outside, they rush out. They spot the faux jester and the familiar magician.

Oh god damn it....

> Jesterhaj sees some sort of duplicate come of the tent. His tent. Jesterhaj puts themself between the magician and the imposter.

WHAT? Who are you? Get out of my tent. You Imposter!

> with no hesitation, Jesterhaj transforms into their true form. A floating eye, easy to be lost in its infinite stars.

You dare call me the imposter, you lowly, mortal fool? You dare deceive my own creator? You shall suffer, far worse than anyone ever has.

> Jesterhaj matches the imposter's transformation and reveals his true form. The exact same true form.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE FOOL TO THINK YOU WOULD TRICK ANYONE. It's clear as day you took my identity while I was trapped. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR SUTCH TRANSGRESSIONS.

Now, let us calm down. Both of you. This is quite the complex situation, I understand it can be overwhelming, but there is no reason to worry, this will be solved. All will be alright. You are both safe, so there is no need to fight or argue.

> the magician snaps her fingers, the snap echoing loudly. You can't help but feel calmer, and just a little better.

Okay, I'll calm down. Please just help me fix this situation

> they transform back to their shark form.

Actually, I know who can help. @blodhaj !!

> the jester calls out

GET IN HERE!

~ Vwooshhhh

> a simple red-eyed goblin-shark appears out of thin air.

Yes? What is it, brooding?

Get rid of the damned clone! It thinks it's the real me. It's being a problem.

> they point their fin at the other jester.

Oh cool, there's two of you. How did you do that, Vivian?

Don't you dare joke with me now. Get rid of the clone. Or I swear, you'll regret every second your-

> Jesterhaj stops themself and takes a deep breath.

Just stop pretending like you have no idea what's going on and get rid of the fake. My.. mother.. is visiting, and I don't want the clone getting in the way.

Listen, the second you broke out deal, I severed the connection with the 'fake you' I made, and regrew the lost body matter. When a Vampristis severed the connection with a limb, that body part dies. There isn't a reasonable reason for most to believe I'm connected to there being two of you.

You created it, you're going to get rid of it. I don't care what it takes, just do. It. If that's an issue, BLODHAJ, you will rot for the rest of eternity, you will spend all of it in endless pain. Get. Rid. Of. The. Clone.

> the jester's eyes glow white.

Do not test me.

That body is not of me. If it was it was, it would have turned to ash when I regrew the missing matter. While we're talking,

MIND YOUR MANNERS BROODLING

, and don't talk to me like you're in charge here.

I don't know what you did to cause this situation, but you're in no position to demand my help.

Hey, that's blodhaj

> jesterhaj turn to the magician.

They tried to convince me to make some risky deal for my escape.

WHY ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!?

Hm. I may have an idea on how to solve this. I appreciate you taking the time to arrive here, Blodhaj, but I'm afraid you will not be needed.

One thing I ask before you leave, hajar...

> Blodhaj hears a loud ringing noise, it seems to be getting louder and louder.

Be kinder to my child. You may have some power over them, but you've no power over me.

> the ringing stops.

And Vivian, honey, be less harsh, and listen to the other's words.

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