the jester Blahaj

I'm funny (and not a danger to anyone) I promise // mod (@aro-luigi) is a minor don't be weird

[the-jesterhaj]

Hello, all you pathetic little creatures! My name is the jesterhaj, and I am here to end you all entertain!

When you require entertainment, just call me up!

I am an immortal being, so do not even try to pick a fight with me. You will lose, that's a grantee.

I am quite destructive kind, do not be afraid to chat with me, I am a very murderous welcoming person!

Mod is a minor, any weird comments will be ignored. Use they/it for mod (you may call me Dimentio or just mod), and they/it/he for jesterhaj

Jesterhaj is non-binary, but is fine being referred to as whatever.

Jesterhaj's reference sheet

#jest lore - all posts containing Jesterhaj's lore (implied lore included)

#jest stories - all writing related to Jesterhaj

#jesting around - Jesterhaj's in-universe creations (it's quite a creative shark! It writes, draws and even sews sometimes. Their diary entries will not be added to this tag.)

#jest diary - Jesterhaj's in-universe diary

More tags might be added to this list later on!

[aro-luigi]

Might be disappearing for a while. Don't wanna make anyone concerned so I'm letting y'all know.

CW for mental health under cut, an explanation for those that want it. If it will make you more concerned, do not open the full post.

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I will likely be admitted to a mental hospital tomorrow, considering my mental health has been going really, really badly.

I'm not sure it will work much, but it's better than nothing.

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[ms-noxius]

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

[the-smahaj]

To be the bearer of good news, a shark can have as many mothers as they please

[the-jesterhaj]

I don’t need more mothers!!! I love my mom and she’s doing her job perfectly without a second or third one!

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

The more the merrier!! You dont have to need us, and theres no such thing as too much love :3

[the-jesterhaj]

...errgghhhh there is when you're me. Pure chaos beings like me can only take so much "...love".

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[ms-noxius]

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

[the-smahaj]

To be the bearer of good news, a shark can have as many mothers as they please

[the-jesterhaj]

I don't need more mothers!!! I love my mom and she's doing her job perfectly without a second or third one!

[catnoli]

jester shark plushie 🎡 this is a sticker reward for my kofi members who joined in october!

[the-jesterhaj]

You wish you were me

[the-jesterhaj]

@the-clownhaj. Darius.

I think it's time we settle this.

Meet me at our old circus.

Be sure to bring your scythe, I won't go easy on you.

Spero te in inferno ardere. Stultus es. Gladius ad gladium, usque ad finem pugnabimus.

[the-jesterhaj]

OOC

Exposing Circushaj trio (how they're like when drunk)

@the-mimehaj becomes extremely flirty

@the-clownhaj teases and bullies anyone around

@the-jesterhaj gets easily irritated and murder-y

[the-gulhaj]

*evacuation alarm*

I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-hydrohaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-crowhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

[the-jesterhaj]

Oh HELL YEAH! finally, something I can properly fight!! This'll be fun.

[catnoli]

jester shark plushie 🎡 this is a sticker reward for my kofi members who joined in october!

[the-gulhaj]

Ehhhh @the-jesterhaj this you?

[the-jesterhaj]

Very close :]

[aro-luigi]

My commissions are open!

Under no circumstances will you give my art to AI!

Contact me on Tumblr (this blog) or Discord (aro.luigi) if you're interested!

Payments will be done through my Ko-fi

Commissions Open! Click to see aro-luigi's commission menu.

This is my first time doing commissions, feedback is appreciated!

[aro-luigi]

These are still open!!!! I need money to hopefully get out of my abusive house next year and also HRT!!!! ANY LITTLE BIT HELPS!!!

Im willing to negotiate prices if you're on a tight budget, so please reach out if you're interested!!

And if anyone is interested in writing commissions, those are open too (for really cheap!!) so hit me up if you're interested!! Im willing to do (almost) ANYTHING in writing (yes, including NSFW!) (the only exception is real people!)

Check out my ao3 (Space_Time) for writing examples!!

[ms-noxius]

"whats wrong, my dear Stella?"

> The small cat puts her head on Ms. Noxius' lap.

"hm, would you like to express your concern with music, instead?"

> the cat places one paw next to her head, and then meows.

"which track would you like, love?"

> the cat lets out five short meows.

> Ms. Noxius smiles, and waves her hand, a few discs fly into the air, and then a purple and blue one lands inside of a CD player.

> soft music spreads through the room, and soon, an unpleasant melody joins it, giving an unsettling aura to the previously enjoyable music.

"oh, my dear... My lovely Stella..."

> the cat climbs on Ms. Noxius' lap and curls up.

> the unpleasant melody starts to spread further than the room, until it reaches the whole planet. It sounds distant, yet still incredibly noticable. The way the piano's soft sound meets the harsh electric guitar and drums... It gives you chills.

[the-haj]

It seems the type of music a cat would play, especially considering it wouldn't know what good music for our ears sounds like.

[the-jesterhaj]

> out of seemingly anywhere, a jester speaks. When you look to your left, you see them standing there.

"nah, its on purpose, this is Stella's panic musi- STELLA'S PANIC MUSIC?!"

> the jester disappears, leaving behind nothing but a cloud of pink and purple.

[cha0s-j3st0r]

100 notes and I'll actually write and finish a fanfic

[the-jesterhaj]

Hajverse be upon ye, mutual

@blodhaj @the-gulhaj @the-smahaj @the-blahaj

I dont remember who has the tag list actually

[the-turkoshaj]

ANOTHER HALLOWEEN PICREW!!!

Gnarled Wood

⚠️This picrew is theme around Halloween and dark fantasy in general. You may be exposed to light horror or spooky stuff , please do not proc

@the-rodhaj @the-gulhaj @the-smahaj and anyone else ^^

[the-gulhaj]

Much fun! Thank you for tagging me. Now would you like to join my for a cup of hot water?

@the-hydrohaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-hajhaj

[the-hydrohaj]

Sure! Say, your teeth seem rather..... Sharp. For a human at least, not so much for a shark.

@the-grahaj

[the-gulhaj]

Important question.

Would you drinking water be cannibalism?

[the-hydrohaj]

I think cannibalism is about eating others of your own species, so me drinking water would be more like a golem eating rocks? It's not strictly another member of my "species", if you could even call it that, it's more like eating the material I happen to be made out of. Which is also the material I spent most of my time submerged in.

[the-gulhaj]

That makes sense. We are made of carbon and eat alot of carbon based things... and I wouldn't define myself as a cannibal.

Glad we cleared that up.

[the-smahaj]

Aren't we mostly made of plush

[the-jesterhaj]

I personally am made of Chaos™

[aro-luigi]

My commissions are open!

Under no circumstances will you give my art to AI!

Contact me on Tumblr (this blog) or Discord (aro.luigi) if you're interested!

Payments will be done through my Ko-fi

Commissions Open! Click to see aro-luigi's commission menu.

This is my first time doing commissions, feedback is appreciated!

[regnbagshaj]

LUIGI MANGIONI'S TERRORISM CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED

[demonhaj]

LETS GOOO. THIS IS SOME FANTASTIC NEWS!!!!

[the-smahaj]

FUCK YEA FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

[the-jesterhaj]

PLEASE read more than the title

He's still got other stuff he has to face

And the prosecutors want him dead. Death penalty dead

These are taken from the article linked above

This story's not done, and we still gotta fight

[the-demonhaj]

@the-clownhaj and @the-jesterhaj should have a silly-off

[the-jesterhaj]

absolutely. Darius?

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Elvis Researcher

Jester Presley

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onSep 13, 2025

@elvis-resercher-official

@jester-presley

[the-jesterhaj]

as a fellow gimmick jester, I think we can all agree that jesters are objectively better