PURPUR

[the-purpurhaj]

I am neither a Haj nor Swedish so we hope this goes well!

Haj info:

It/its

Purple

....idk?

I am purple so I must color

Also fuck transphobes!

Mod: @mersinia

Ooc:

The list of questions that I will expand on if ever asked anything:

Post by @the-purpurhaj

💬 0  🔁 2  ❤️ 0 · We did that note game question thing. · Finally. (black/white for pur, blue for sections, pink for questions) Basic Chara

this is the complete hajverse taglist, not member list, as those unwilling to be tagged are removed and those that tumblr can not tag are also removed.

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[fishefishefishe]

[sevcon-iii]

But that's not a cat

[the-official-goose-god]

yes it is

[maryland-officially]

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

And you’ll see it again

[maryland-officially]

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

So uhhh

Keep going then?

[maryland-officially]

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

[sushi1056]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

............whhhyyy

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

I will never be free of this post

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

[the-purpurhaj]

Common misconception, flamingi are pink due to eating drowned ants! Naturally they tend to be white, like kangaroos!

[niccymarten]

holy shit, chat

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

ME TODAY

[cute-side-of-the-moon]

Thats amazing!!! Congrats :3

[the-purpurhaj]

Congratulations! I hope your mones are hor!

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[miku-detector]

[isuggest-linux]

I don’t have anything to say about this one on particular but please do it

[the-purpurhaj]

Linux has less gimmicks haunting it

[the-demonhaj]

i am most evil, devious, and powerful.

use any pronouns; preferably it/its or they/them, for pure evil knows no gender boundaries.

i am fueled by my passionate hatred for transphobes. they burn in my underwater hell-cave (don’t question it, it’s evil magic).

[the-lilahaj-has-left-the-app]

there's no way you're eviler than @the-rodhaj...

[the-demonhaj]

i am the epitome of evil.

[the-rodgulhaj]

but have you considered:

nuh-uh, my parent @the-rodhaj is the coolest and evilest and you can’t beat them

[the-demonhaj]

oh okay then i guess- NOOO IM EVIL IM THE MOSTEST EVILEST EVER IM SOSOSOSO EVIL PLEEEEASE

[the-rodgulhaj]

i’ll make you a second place trophy

[the-demonhaj]

but have you considered:

🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

[the-demonhaj]

sending you to my hell-cave

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh

[the-demonhaj]

i’m way more powerful than @the-rodhaj, otherwise, why would he give me sacrifices to appease me? 🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh >:]

[the-demonhaj]

incinerates you :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

oh, but have you considered

incinerates YOU

[the-demonhaj]

nuh uh i’ll incinerate the card too

[the-rodgulhaj]

but i made it fireproof, you can’t incinerate it so ha

[the-demonhaj]

tears it to shreds with my teeth :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh cause it’s invincible

[the-demonhaj]

but but but you can’t even play the card because you’re incinerated so there 😤

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uhhhhhhhh

[the-demonhaj]

curses your entire bloodline :3

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't we like, all related? You're cursing yourself.

[the-demonhaj]

only makes me more evil

also nothing but hatred flows through my veins, i have no bloodline

[the-purpurhaj]

Too bad, you're my kid now, congrats on the new bloodline

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

As the adoption shark, i feel obliged to marry you since we clearly have the same interests. Congrats on the wife and three children.

[the-purpurhaj]

Sounds good! Hi wivey :3

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Greetings my beloved co-adopter <3

[the-purpurhaj]

So....who are the kids?

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

@edgarnoe , @the-smahaj meet your mother, @the-purpurhaj. and also your sibling, @the-demonhaj.

[the-demonhaj]

YOU ARE A FALSE SHARK! I AM CHILD OF SATAN!!!

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i was satan tho

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

my name is literally satanic silver shark in swedish my child

[the-demonhaj]

any shark can be satanic, but only one can truly be satan… (also your name could also just mean devilish)

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

What if, i simply chose to ignore the many synonyms of djävulsk, ignorance is truly evil. Since youre the demonhaj, you should know that. Also, the dramatic but still grammatically correct use of commas, is also, satanic.

[the-demonhaj]

also, wrong. ignorance is bliss… i live in anything but bliss. my existence is eternal suffering, and i will pass my hatred onto the next.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

and what if, as satan, i chose to ignore everything you said to defend yourself, wouldnt that be truly evil? to ignore my child? wouldnt it be truly evil, to go against my very correct moral code, just to win an argument, with a child? my child?

[the-demonhaj]

it does not seem that you know what evil truly is. evil is burning an orphanage out of spite. evil is eating every fish in the sea even if you weren’t hungry, leaving others to starve. evil is not justifiable, while ignoring your child has been done many times before and there are people who will fight for you. evil is when everyone hates you and you have nothing but that, that is true evil.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

But what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also, not everyone hates YOU, which doesnt make you truly evil either. You are my child and i am satan. as satan, I make the rules of evil. To be satan, i dont have to be the most evil, i just have to be satan, which is me.

[the-demonhaj]

but… satan is evil… also you are NOT that guy, pal 🙅🙅

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

im not gonna be evil to my child bc i have this thing called a moral code

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also you said you were the child of satan so doesnt that make me and/or @the-purpurhaj satan

[the-demonhaj]

no that just makes you not my parent ✋🙄

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

no that makes @the-purpurhaj satan and me satans wife

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't....aren't we both married to Satan? I got hell in my basement.....

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

I think this was before we married Satan, but yea we are. It would be worrying if you had hell in your basement otherwise

[the-purpurhaj]

We already had hell in there before the marriage, when we had to play earth people

Humans....

Shark, shork, earth people, human, who cares

As for the timeline, I don't quite remember, but I thought I was married to Satan before being married to you?

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Hm. Very possible, all i know is that i married you and Satan at around the same time

[the-purpurhaj]

Oh well, who cares, as long as we're still married I'm happy, it's not like either of us remember our anniversaries

[the-demonhaj]

i am most evil, devious, and powerful.

use any pronouns; preferably it/its or they/them, for pure evil knows no gender boundaries.

i am fueled by my passionate hatred for transphobes. they burn in my underwater hell-cave (don’t question it, it’s evil magic).

[the-lilahaj-has-left-the-app]

there's no way you're eviler than @the-rodhaj...

[the-demonhaj]

i am the epitome of evil.

[the-rodgulhaj]

but have you considered:

nuh-uh, my parent @the-rodhaj is the coolest and evilest and you can’t beat them

[the-demonhaj]

oh okay then i guess- NOOO IM EVIL IM THE MOSTEST EVILEST EVER IM SOSOSOSO EVIL PLEEEEASE

[the-rodgulhaj]

i’ll make you a second place trophy

[the-demonhaj]

but have you considered:

🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

[the-demonhaj]

sending you to my hell-cave

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh

[the-demonhaj]

i’m way more powerful than @the-rodhaj, otherwise, why would he give me sacrifices to appease me? 🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh >:]

[the-demonhaj]

incinerates you :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

oh, but have you considered

incinerates YOU

[the-demonhaj]

nuh uh i’ll incinerate the card too

[the-rodgulhaj]

but i made it fireproof, you can’t incinerate it so ha

[the-demonhaj]

tears it to shreds with my teeth :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh cause it’s invincible

[the-demonhaj]

but but but you can’t even play the card because you’re incinerated so there 😤

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uhhhhhhhh

[the-demonhaj]

curses your entire bloodline :3

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't we like, all related? You're cursing yourself.

[the-demonhaj]

only makes me more evil

also nothing but hatred flows through my veins, i have no bloodline

[the-purpurhaj]

Too bad, you're my kid now, congrats on the new bloodline

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

As the adoption shark, i feel obliged to marry you since we clearly have the same interests. Congrats on the wife and three children.

[the-purpurhaj]

Sounds good! Hi wivey :3

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Greetings my beloved co-adopter <3

[the-purpurhaj]

So....who are the kids?

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

@edgarnoe , @the-smahaj meet your mother, @the-purpurhaj. and also your sibling, @the-demonhaj.

[the-demonhaj]

YOU ARE A FALSE SHARK! I AM CHILD OF SATAN!!!

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i was satan tho

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

my name is literally satanic silver shark in swedish my child

[the-demonhaj]

any shark can be satanic, but only one can truly be satan… (also your name could also just mean devilish)

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

What if, i simply chose to ignore the many synonyms of djävulsk, ignorance is truly evil. Since youre the demonhaj, you should know that. Also, the dramatic but still grammatically correct use of commas, is also, satanic.

[the-demonhaj]

also, wrong. ignorance is bliss… i live in anything but bliss. my existence is eternal suffering, and i will pass my hatred onto the next.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

and what if, as satan, i chose to ignore everything you said to defend yourself, wouldnt that be truly evil? to ignore my child? wouldnt it be truly evil, to go against my very correct moral code, just to win an argument, with a child? my child?

[the-demonhaj]

it does not seem that you know what evil truly is. evil is burning an orphanage out of spite. evil is eating every fish in the sea even if you weren’t hungry, leaving others to starve. evil is not justifiable, while ignoring your child has been done many times before and there are people who will fight for you. evil is when everyone hates you and you have nothing but that, that is true evil.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

But what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also, not everyone hates YOU, which doesnt make you truly evil either. You are my child and i am satan. as satan, I make the rules of evil. To be satan, i dont have to be the most evil, i just have to be satan, which is me.

[the-demonhaj]

but… satan is evil… also you are NOT that guy, pal 🙅🙅

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

im not gonna be evil to my child bc i have this thing called a moral code

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also you said you were the child of satan so doesnt that make me and/or @the-purpurhaj satan

[the-demonhaj]

no that just makes you not my parent ✋🙄

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

no that makes @the-purpurhaj satan and me satans wife

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't....aren't we both married to Satan? I got hell in my basement.....

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

I think this was before we married Satan, but yea we are. It would be worrying if you had hell in your basement otherwise

[the-purpurhaj]

We already had hell in there before the marriage, when we had to play earth people

Humans....

Shark, shork, earth people, human, who cares

As for the timeline, I don't quite remember, but I thought I was married to Satan before being married to you?

[the-demonhaj]

i am most evil, devious, and powerful.

use any pronouns; preferably it/its or they/them, for pure evil knows no gender boundaries.

i am fueled by my passionate hatred for transphobes. they burn in my underwater hell-cave (don’t question it, it’s evil magic).

[the-lilahaj-has-left-the-app]

there's no way you're eviler than @the-rodhaj...

[the-demonhaj]

i am the epitome of evil.

[the-rodgulhaj]

but have you considered:

nuh-uh, my parent @the-rodhaj is the coolest and evilest and you can’t beat them

[the-demonhaj]

oh okay then i guess- NOOO IM EVIL IM THE MOSTEST EVILEST EVER IM SOSOSOSO EVIL PLEEEEASE

[the-rodgulhaj]

i’ll make you a second place trophy

[the-demonhaj]

but have you considered:

🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

[the-demonhaj]

sending you to my hell-cave

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh

[the-demonhaj]

i’m way more powerful than @the-rodhaj, otherwise, why would he give me sacrifices to appease me? 🥺

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh >:]

[the-demonhaj]

incinerates you :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

oh, but have you considered

incinerates YOU

[the-demonhaj]

nuh uh i’ll incinerate the card too

[the-rodgulhaj]

but i made it fireproof, you can’t incinerate it so ha

[the-demonhaj]

tears it to shreds with my teeth :3

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uh cause it’s invincible

[the-demonhaj]

but but but you can’t even play the card because you’re incinerated so there 😤

[the-rodgulhaj]

nuh-uhhhhhhhh

[the-demonhaj]

curses your entire bloodline :3

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't we like, all related? You're cursing yourself.

[the-demonhaj]

only makes me more evil

also nothing but hatred flows through my veins, i have no bloodline

[the-purpurhaj]

Too bad, you're my kid now, congrats on the new bloodline

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

As the adoption shark, i feel obliged to marry you since we clearly have the same interests. Congrats on the wife and three children.

[the-purpurhaj]

Sounds good! Hi wivey :3

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Greetings my beloved co-adopter <3

[the-purpurhaj]

So....who are the kids?

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

@edgarnoe , @the-smahaj meet your mother, @the-purpurhaj. and also your sibling, @the-demonhaj.

[the-demonhaj]

YOU ARE A FALSE SHARK! I AM CHILD OF SATAN!!!

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i was satan tho

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

my name is literally satanic silver shark in swedish my child

[the-demonhaj]

any shark can be satanic, but only one can truly be satan… (also your name could also just mean devilish)

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

What if, i simply chose to ignore the many synonyms of djävulsk, ignorance is truly evil. Since youre the demonhaj, you should know that. Also, the dramatic but still grammatically correct use of commas, is also, satanic.

[the-demonhaj]

also, wrong. ignorance is bliss… i live in anything but bliss. my existence is eternal suffering, and i will pass my hatred onto the next.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

and what if, as satan, i chose to ignore everything you said to defend yourself, wouldnt that be truly evil? to ignore my child? wouldnt it be truly evil, to go against my very correct moral code, just to win an argument, with a child? my child?

[the-demonhaj]

it does not seem that you know what evil truly is. evil is burning an orphanage out of spite. evil is eating every fish in the sea even if you weren’t hungry, leaving others to starve. evil is not justifiable, while ignoring your child has been done many times before and there are people who will fight for you. evil is when everyone hates you and you have nothing but that, that is true evil.

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

But what if i chose to ignore that

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also, not everyone hates YOU, which doesnt make you truly evil either. You are my child and i am satan. as satan, I make the rules of evil. To be satan, i dont have to be the most evil, i just have to be satan, which is me.

[the-demonhaj]

but… satan is evil… also you are NOT that guy, pal 🙅🙅

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

im not gonna be evil to my child bc i have this thing called a moral code

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Also you said you were the child of satan so doesnt that make me and/or @the-purpurhaj satan

[the-demonhaj]

no that just makes you not my parent ✋🙄

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

no that makes @the-purpurhaj satan and me satans wife

[the-purpurhaj]

Aren't....aren't we both married to Satan? I got hell in my basement.....

[the-purpurhaj]

Back for a month for the ace squad

Also just for sinning!

[the-gulhaj]

Ace pride!

[the-purpurhaj]

Also ace disgrace for the little shits under us

[the-purpurhaj]

Back for a month for the ace squad

Also just for sinning!

[magicratfingers]

o no

[lassieposting]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat you outlaw Summon Ketamine Ape for five minutes and someone invents Summon Cocaine Shark

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

this is actually just in sharks nature, no, we’ve been desperately trying to keep them away from their real addiction: Wall Street Stock Brokerage

[the-purpurhaj]

Too late.

[the-stormhaj]

Greetings stormhaj, are you in need of a parent? If so, id be more than happy to take you in :]

- djävulsksilverhaj

Hello, I would love to have a parent and am in need of one :)

Thank you SO very much for the offer, it’s so kind of you!

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

Of course! I love all my children (shark and non-shark) very much and love to expand the family :3

@the-purpurhaj hey sharkner!! New kiddo!!

[the-purpurhaj]

FUCK YEAH NEW CHILD! We're going to teach you so much murder. We're not but woo!

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

More kiddos!!!!!

[the-purpurhaj]

Small change to plans, we have some custody over @the-mimehaj but the other we aren't allowed to parent

[the-mimehaj]

Hi there mimehaj

~ @the-purpurhaj

> she gives a soft, hesitant wave.

[the-purpurhaj]

I made you cookies if you want some?

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[ms-noxius]

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

[the-purpurhaj]

…I mean more parents can’t hurt right? Does this mean another marriage?

[ms-noxius]

My life is already devoted to a lover, so I’ll have to kindly decline the offer.

Although, if you’d still like to take care of any of them, I think @the-mimehaj would appreciate the extra care.

[the-purpurhaj]

Thank you, I will :)

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[ms-noxius]

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

[the-purpurhaj]

…I mean more parents can’t hurt right? Does this mean another marriage?

[the-turkoshaj]

doesnr djavulaksilverhaj already have a partner?

[the-purpurhaj]

Yeah....me.....and Satan....

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?

[ms-noxius]

Not to be the bearer of “bad” news, but they already have a mother.

[the-purpurhaj]

...I mean more parents can't hurt right? Does this mean another marriage?

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[the-purpurhaj]

Glad you agree buddy, welcome to sharkblr, you’re getting adopted

[aro-luigi]

Thank you :3 I lik sha rks :33

But also I’m already part of sharkblr (I’m @the-jesterhaj and the circushaj trio :’> (/lh))

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-djavulsksilverhaj how would you feel if we adopt jesterhaj and the circushaj trio?