(Gotham,Tumblr Edition)

32 Year old queer disaster. Totally posting from gotham.

[funnypages]

He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is tax evasion

[fandomaddictwut]

For two centuries?!

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

Last time someone tried to get wolverine to pay taxes it started an entire revolution.

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

Batman Go

Tim: So I've invented a new App.

Dick: oh? What is it?

Tim: So, you know the concept of Pokémon Go, right?

Dick: yeah, capture Pokémon. Get stronger.

Tim: It's called Batman go....

Alfred: I assume you collect Children and train them for battle?

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin!Tim: Here is my dossier on each member of the Justice League's moves and strategies to beat them-

Dick: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Tim: I started compiling when I was a kid.

[morningswan]

That's such a Tim thing to do

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

*Jason, gleefully dancing around The Watchtower singing about the different types of bullets he's had designed for each specific league member*

Dick: I take him to the sound of music ONCE!

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

Tyson vs. Paul (Batfam edition)

Alfred: Master Dick, Who do you suppose will win?

Dick: C'mon, It's Iron Mike. The man's practically a meta.

Alfred: I suppose that's true.

Damien: Statistically speaking, Tyson is at a disadvantage because of his advanced age.

Dick: Oh yeah? How many men has your grandfather beaten in HIS old age?

Damien: That's different. This is a contact sport where you get hit in the head, repeatedly.

*Jason walking down the hall, hands in his pocket, whistling.*

Damien: Grayson, Why is Tyson being escorted to the ring by Bane?

Dick: Huh...

Damien: Why is Tyson growing?

Dick: YOU LITTLE SHIT! TODD! YOU GAVE TYSON VENOM?!?

*Maniacle laughing.*

Cass: Actually, that was my idea. Jake is a Joker Stan. I stand on business.

Damien: Isn't snapping someone's spine in half illegal in boxing?

Jason: I regret nothing.

Duke: *walking past* He need some milk!

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

As a Trans Femme Goon in Gotham, I'm rating the Trans Allyness of the batfam.

Batman - 5/5 Knows your gender before you.

Stabby Robin - 1/5 Will tell you gender is stupid and will try to spar with you.

Red Robin - 4/5 Discovered 73 new genders. Tumblr could only wish to be on his level.

Red Hood - 5/5 Probably Trans masc? Obvious top surgery scars.

Nightwing - 1/5 Unless gender is something in his utility belt, he doesn't care.

Duke - 5/5 Will correctly gender you whilst apprehending you.

Alfred - 5/5 Goes to drag shows all the time. Big Fan of the Bruce Rain drag king.

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

Imagine the person you hate the most doing it before you.

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

As a sometimes Goon in Gotham (Listen, it's a bad economy) And a Trans femme person lemme give you the 411 on who is and isn't a Trans Ally.

The Joker - Fully Recognizes gender is a performance, but you'd better be entertaining with it.

Harley Quinn - Gets your pronouns right even if you haven't transitioned yet.

Penguin- Typical boomer, however, might attempt to get your name and pronouns right if you're a decent goon.

Condiment King - Will Rob a pharmacy to get you your hormones if you can't afford them.

Mr Freeze - Understands all the science behind transitioning, Not an outspoken ally but won't call you a slur.

Red Hood - Absolutely will 🔫 someone for calling you a slur. Hands out pronoun pins to all his goons.

TwoFace - 50/50 shot that he might either call you a slur or help you sue someone who did.

Ivy - Totally up to give you a makeover.

Clayface - Nonbinary Icon.

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

The whole Top/Bottom debate could be solved by looking at your marriage certificate.

1 - Who is person 1?

2- Person 1 is then identified as "The Top".

3 - Who drove back from the courthouse?

4 - Driver is also "The Top".

5 - Who suggested Starbucks / Dunkin/ Tim Horton's on the way home?

6 - Congrats, you've just identified the bottom.

[punkitt-is-here]

in order to be a trans girl you just have to be a girl

[punkitt-is-here]

it really is that fuckin easy you do not need hundreds of dollars of aesthetic products and thousands of dollars in surgery to be a girl. like its so easy you just have to be a girl

[23icefire]

it's just that simple!

[ms-olson-red-hood-version]

Wait until they discover the marrying a "Girl, but Wish Edition" step in transition. Every Trans femme has her emotional support Herbo.