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give chase

Don't sit there and chase a woman for a month to hang out, and when she gives her time, you blow her off.

done fucked up.

Future ex: John Bobbit.

Nothing says red flag like a guy who previously had his penis cut off.

20 questions

I like playing 20 questions. It's helps us get to know each other, and gives everyone enough ammo for later conversations.

Via text:

me: "What are some of your hobbies?"

FutureEX: "Jumping off high stuff into water. Lifting weights. Chillin'"

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Me: "Hidden Talents?"

FutureEX: "I used to be able to kick myself in the head."

Ms. Future Ex-Boyfriend