Holy Hatastrophe Batman!

Michael/Jupe (he/him or she/her). 30. SD California. No minors 🔞 🦋: @jupey.bsky.social sc: thelocalhatter

[howaboutahat]

I stay feelin myself

[bruzum]

[brapclinic]

[laluce1999]

How I be moving lately

[antonio-m]

"The Sculptor", c.1964 by John Koch (1909-1978). American painter and teacher. Brooklyn Museum, NY. oil on canvas

[shinyskunk]

i got some cute linen pants for around the house

[neurokinetics]

🟧 or 🟦?

[segamascott]

need to tickle the back of your balls with the tip of my tongue while i massage your head with my throat

[segamascott]

sorry meant to post this on linkedin

[segamascott]

if you're not friends with me on instagram then you're only getting half the story

[segamascott]

[ntrlily]

big fan of when cute boys are harmed physically and/or psychologically

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

Food: Ethiopian injera

Ingredients: teff flour, flour, instant yeast, sea salt, baking soda, water, apple cider vinegar

[mi-ciudad]

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

[vorpal-bry]

..it’s time to step away from the computer, sir

[mi-ciudad]

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

[optical-trapping]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[punkrock-bottom]

If they made an ice pop that was warm and bad they would call it a sludge rod I think

[woodrider]

Penis

[punkrock-bottom]

They would call it a sludge rod I think

[segamascott]

[weaselknievel]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[weaselknievel]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[weaselknievel]

Cathy you're scaring me