imaginary karate

I am not a ninja, but I fake it pretty well. 

[blue-le-q]

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

[msgoobs]

A musical about my dating life. 

[dollychops]

Happy Birthday David Bowie!

[msgoobs]

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." 

“I move the stars for no one. “ <3 

  Rest In Peace, STARMAN. 1947–2016

[msgoobs]

Guys... I walk/ran/jogged/walked/hobbled/cried/walked in the shape of a dick today. 😭🏆🏃😱 Well, a boxy, Cubism dick, but whatever. Exercise, guys. And dicks. Everyone hum We Are The Champions. DICKS.

[msgoobs]

We released 3000 #ladybugs into #GoobsGarden tonight. ❤🐞🌱

[msgoobs]

🌱 #GoobsGarden harvest: 🌱 • French #Thyme • Fern Leaf #Dill • One #CherryTomato • Italian #Parsley • #Garlic #Chives • #MustardGreens • #Malabar #Spinach • #GreenOnions 💚💚💚💚💚💚

[h0odrich]

wow why did i never realize a moustache is just a mouthbrow

or that eyebrows are just eyestaches

what

[imgonegoodbye-deactivated201501]

what

[kujikawariseremade-deactivated2]

what

[livercells]

what if people had food names and food had people names

[fujisakthe-deactivated20140106]

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

[fersureyoubetcha]

i swear everyone on this website is high

[acenico-deactivated20140911]

shut up chocolate

[msgoobs]

Fashion is Danger. ⚠

[msgoobs]

I keep finding pumpkin sprouts growing out of the gravel in the yard. They're from our Pumpkinpalooza carving party in October. We can learn a lot from nature. No matter where seeds get thrown, no matter how harsh the environment, they grow. Life finds a way. #KeepGrowing ✌🌱 #GoobsGarden

[msgoobs]

Eat beautiful things. 🍳🍴 #GoobsFood

[reuters]

Surreal symmetry of North Korea

The strange orderliness of the communist nation.

Full Gallery 

[msgoobs]

Got to meet and have dinner with @unclelukereal1 tonight at #Mignonette thanks to @lkrmia and @sweatrecords. ♡ thank you for the signed copy of your book, #UncleLuke and for the amazing seven course meal, Mignonette. I will be reading #TheBookOfLuke tonight! (at Mignonette)

[msgoobs]

Today in #GoobsGarden: These are #MustardGreens and they are thriving in my #PalletGarden. They do well in heat and humidity and will survive any cold weather we get in this region. Bugs will not eat them. Neither will rats, which have decimated my #VerticalGarden this fall by eating all my spinach, cabbage and broccoli. (RAT JERKS!) Mustard greens are great in salads, cooked and also purify soil. They are full of Vitamin K and A and their peppery/mustard taste will take your sandwich game to the next level. If you are a novice gardener in Miami, these would be a great addition to your fall or spring planting. ♡ Just passing along the 411. #KeepGrowing 🌱🌿

[msgoobs]

#Halloween2015: #ET and Elliot. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ #Frandshap

[msgoobs]

#Halloween2015: E.T. phone home.

[msgoobs]

Last night, #ChrisCornell melted our faces off with his version of #BillieJean. It was glorious and #MichaelJackson would have been proud. 🎶🎸🎤🎵 (at Knight Concert Hall Adrienne Art center)

[msgoobs]

In honor of this morning's trip to get six dozen #CinnamonBuns at #KnausBerryFarm today, and now driving back in my car that smells like heaven, I give you this #haiku: •The smell of Baked Goods. CARBS, YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER! Sigh. Knaus Berry Farm.• Amen. ♡ (at Knaus Berry Farm)