Helena's Handbag

The blog home of the skinniest bitch in show business.

[elvisomar]

[thenookienostradamus]

Always look on the bright side of Spice.

[astromechapunk]

He's not the Kwisatz Haderach he's a very naughty boy

[hilarious-nefarious]

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[positively--speculative]

This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”

[matt-the-radar-techncian]

I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy

[wilwheaton]

Judges Walk Out After ‘The Masked Singer’ Reveals Rudy Giuliani

Giuliani’s presence upset two of the show’s judges, Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke, so vehemently that they left the set with cameras still rolling.

I know that The Masked Singer, like Dancing With The Stars, is just another stop on the Disgraced Right Wing Shitbag Image Rehabilitation Tour. I accept that. It’s one of many reasons I do not watch either show.

Featuring Sean Spicer and Sara Palin was in extremely poor taste, considering everything they did.

Featuring Rudy Giuliani, a traitor, a seditionist, a fascist, a disbarred criminal who helped lead a coup attempt is so beyond the pale. It isn’t just poor taste, it’s inexcusable.

I salute the judges who walked off the set, and it turns out that I could find even more contempt for Jenny McCarthy than I already had.

I don’t know who the executive producers on this show are, but I really hope they are shunned and shamed for the rest of their lives. 

[kevinsole]

On several hundred levels and in a thousand different ways it feels like putting Traitor Rudy on your show is a sign of the apocalypse.. .. but the question that slapped into my head and refuses to leave is: Traitor Rudy can sing?

[funnytwittertweets]

[mshelenahandbag]

She’s gorgeous as long as long as she doesn’t look directly at the camera. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlLU6DDTMw/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

When you feel so good in this dress but your photographer wants you to stare directly into the sun. Photos by @thecurvyveghead https://www.instagram.com/p/CRhEcgRDVJ9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Congrats so much @laganjaestranja ! I love that this photo of you me and @gia_gunn is a point we can look back on for or our transitions. You know I been rooting for you from the beginning - and I’m so happy you get to be yourself! Love you sis! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️#transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #yesgawwd #laganjaestranja https://www.instagram.com/p/CQKIH2MDgvu/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Five years ago today 49 amazing lights were snuffed out before their prime. It’s when I became more than just one person. It’s when I started to really care about my community. Honestly it’s the moment thar radicalized me. I’d like to say we’ve come far in 5 years. We haven’t. There hasn’t been concrete change to prevent this from happening again and the target on LGBTQ people has only gotten bigger. Today we remember and today even though we don’t have an orange fascist for a leader I still want to remind you that the single greatest act of defiance in a world that hates us is to be yourself unapologetically. #pulse #onepulse❤️💛💚💙💜 #lgbtq https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBXrHwjw7d/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

First year of pride versus this year. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #transgender #pride🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1y_WcjxNq/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Oh I know y’all didn’t think my feed was solely gonna be my #30DaysOfTrans series? Not when I look this damn cute! #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus https://www.instagram.com/p/CPs6CQWjvn9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

#30DaysOfTrans Day 1. Meet and greet the legend who changed pageantry and had a hand in creating the #ballroomscene we love. Miss #CrystalLaBeija #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #lookathermakeupitsterrible https://www.instagram.com/p/CPk77DFDxsD/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

This is my first #Pride month where I’m fully out. Not hiding. Not stealth. The first time I get to be a proud trans woman in the month where we celebrate how far we came and how far we still have to go. (I say that because some ignorant white twink on TikTok thinks it’s just a party and we should let the police come, which while we’re at it: #nocopsatpride ) I take pride in me saying I’m #transgender with my whole chest. I take pride being a #transwoman . I take pride in being able to write my story and gods willing publish it to help other trans and gender expansive folx. And for the first time in 30+ years I love this body of mine. Im proud of these boobs, this skin, these eyes, and the hair y’all love. I know we have a lot of work to do within our own community and beyond it. But this month reminds me how beautiful my community is. And how proud I am to be a part of it. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus https://www.instagram.com/p/CPk7avdj7_3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

More from our tower grove shoot. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #transwomenmodels https://www.instagram.com/p/CPek-CxD1iT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Sometimes you just need an impromptu hair curl, makeup and photoshoot with @thecurvyveghead to kick a three day weekend. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus https://www.instagram.com/p/CPejj5wjZUX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

So @thecurvyveghead curled my hair and did my makeup for…something today. You’ll see. #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus https://www.instagram.com/p/CPefW5WDArB/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Spent today catching up w my Webster buddy Karen and her adorable wonderful family including her newest addition - little miss Chelsea. My heart could not take all the cute today. #futuremother #snuggleallthebabies https://www.instagram.com/p/CPcP_jxjsj4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mshelenahandbag]

Getting ready for a three day weekend and early dismissal like… #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #transmakeup #beautyTRANSformation https://www.instagram.com/p/CPbNUqGD7ud/?utm_medium=tumblr