I don't serve minors, sorry

Indie Lala Escargot from Persona 5, penned by Robyn

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Actual Things Said at the Coffee Shop I Work At

For all you Coffee shop AU fans

❛  Okay! Have fun not having kids!  ❜ 

❛  This is the mop room. This is where I come to cry.  ❜

❛  So do you have a [Coffee House] street name, yet?  ❜

❛  They call me Double Dirty Chai.  ❜

❛  Sometimes I go by Big Apple Juicy  ❜

❛  Our shift leader goes by Skinny Mocha.  ❜

❛  Occasionally we call them Toasted Morning Buns.  ❜

❛  This is Decaf. We call them that because their the only High Schooler here.  ❜

❛  Time ya lay down some sick raps!  ❜

❛  Hey, I finally got a coffee cup tattooed on the back of my neck!  ❜

❛  I also got a piece of cake tattooed on my ass!  ❜

❛  WHY IS THE COOKING PAPER ON FIRE?!  ❜

❛  What do you mean six people quit this week?!  ❜

❛  Hey, can you come in? We had a no call/no show.  ❜

❛  Does anyone even still work at this store?  ❜

❛  Ask me or any other Latino! We all fucking hate mustard!  ❜

❛  Can you sweep the lobby? It looks like ass!  ❜

❛  Alright, now it looks like clean ass!  ❜

❛  What is with you and gay pasta?  ❜

❛  I dunno, dude. I just work here.  ❜

❛  Why the fuck you buyin’ milk from the grocery store? Just mark some out from here and get it for free, dumbass!  ❜

❛  Why the fuck you buyin’ Windex? Just steal some from the back room before you leave, dumbass!  ❜

❛  Hey, so uh…I just found out my [relative] is in jail. Can I be excused?  ❜

❛  I already stalked everything! I stalked the milks, coffee beans, my crush’s Instagram, sugars, your Instagram…. ❜

❛  When I finally quit I’m just gonna bathe butt-ass naked in the back sink while having a coffee tasting!  ❜

❛  We’re finally closed! Quick, change the music to Metallica!  ❜

❛  Lemme get that Iced Coco-Momo thing.  ❜ 

❛  What’s that Iced Cinna-almona thingy?  ❜

❛  Can I get some whipped cream for my [pet]?  ❜

❛  WHY ARE YOU EATING ALL THE SPLENDA?!  ❜

❛  I’m hoping to find a reason to live in one of the packets.  ❜

❛  Shouldn’t we fix the sign from falling down?  ❜

❛  Nah, I got a better idea. *writes “Hang in there, Baby” on the sign*  ❜

[alexandra-millssarchive]

I don’t know if I’ve ever said this on here guys, but 

I AM SO FUCKING GAME FOR USING THE SAME PLOT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 

someone messaged me this morning after I sent them a message late last night about a plot on their wishlist, saying that we couldn’t play it out because “somebody messaged me about it first”. I find that VERY rude, just because there are SO MANY WAYS you can go about a plot!! It doesn’t matter if you have the same plot with two people or twenty people BECAUSE there are so many angles you can play it at!! 

So I just thought I’d throw this out there, that if you see a plot on my wishlist FUCKIN MESSAGE ME. I literally do not care if I’m playing out the same plot with one person or ten people. Throw the fuckin plot at me guys. I want that plot from different angles. I do not care how many people I’m doing it with. THROW IT AT ME. 

this has been a psa. 

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Send asks pretending to be my character's Shadow!

A shadow, as seen in Persona 4, often calls itself the “True Self”. Many things the shadow says reflect or are based upon the character’s true feelings, but can also be exaggerations or metaphors masking the character’s true feelings.

In the end, however, the shadow will eventually show its true colors— and the character’s. The shadow is often a representation of personal facets that a character has rejected, and brings a character further away from their “Persona”, or their “Ideal self”.

[mslalaescargot-blog]

... y’all want drafts or starters from me. 

I’ll try to do some, then hit the sack.

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@everyone on the dash

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[mslalaescargot-blog]

[ ooc: Munday ask – Why did you decide to roleplay Lala? ]

Welp, I’m a nerd who plays persona, and was trying to get back into the rp scene, while also being a professional drag queen. Also, I love me some side characters, and Lala was just there enough that I had a base to just go wild with, and expand as much as I wanted.

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Especially if it’s something you’re too shy or afraid to ask off-anon. 

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mslalaescargot:

“I’m really fine, it’s just… Never mind. You’re the last one who needs to hear about my rent, my bills…how many hours I have to work per week because I’ve got no one else to tend the bar-” She cut herself off with a sigh, shaking her head a little before meeting the kid’s eyes again. “Ignore me. It’s… just a lot of stress, is all… If only your phantom thieves stole stressors too. damn shame.”

The usually so carefree drag queen had their own troubles as well after all. Of course he- she (whatever) had too! Ryuji knew all too well how people often forgot that those who smile the brightest and laugh the loudest had their own worries as well. “ Ya can’t afford a part-timer, eh? ” Without another second of doubt he offered. “ I can help ya. Ya don’t hav'ta pay me either. ”

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“Darling... I believe that’s unpaid labor, and against the law. I may do drag for a living, but I do have some standards.” Lala rolled her eyes, but realized, after a moment, exactly what she was turning down.

“But... If you do come by, I could use the hands. I’m desperate enough that I wouldn’t even try to drag you up either.”

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Reblog this if your muse kissed a boy.

[loukarr]

me on my third cup of coffee:  I can’t wait to have another cup of coffee after this

[mslalaescargot-blog]

||They call me Mother|| [closed]

[naotoshirogane-rp]

mslalaescargot:

@naotoshirogane-rp liked [ X ]

A full two days ago, one of the more subtle men had slid her a note with his card as he paid for his drinks. Just a date and a time, then a sly wink as he left the near empty bar. It took her a moment to recognize one of his tattoos, mostly hidden under his rolled sleeves, but just rolled her eyes and made a not to close the bar early, before the time listed. Maybe if she wasn’t running the bar full time, she could actually remember which clans trusted her, but that wasn’t the point.

Yuuta came in the next day, with the same old small talk. For an information specialist, coming from a clan that she’d worked with for quite some time, it was honestly disappointing that all she could get out of him was a name.

But it wasn’t like Lala Escargot couldn’t put two and two together.

“Well, well, well… Can I help you, Shirogane-san?” Lala gave one her most gentle, welcoming customer smiles as she turned to face the other, casually looking away from surveying her fresh acrylic nails and reaching for a glass out of habit. “I would have thought you’d come before we closed for the day, but what can you do?”

Naoto at twenty-two had certainly grown up a lot from her Inaba days her reputation as a detective had only grown. She was more or less satisfied with the direction she was going. However, a few weeks ago she had started hearing the stories of these Phantom Thieves and found herself coming to Tokyo out of sheer curiosity. It was certainly an interesting story, but it seemed something that was more likely to happen in books than in reality. Then again she herself was noted as a genius child detective by the time she was fifteen, so perhaps that was slightly hypocritical of her.  

Although in coming here in her curiosity, for one thing, it seemed she stumbled upon another. She was aware that Tokyo was a hive of corruption and she wouldn’t have to look far for a case however she didn’t quite expect to stumble upon something like this.

Which is what brought her to an interesting looking bar, it seems like she was expected though. 

It could be that the owner recognized her from her rare interviews but she very much doubted it. “That’s a shame I was hoping I would be able to be somewhat more inconspicuous.” She said as she sat down at the bar. “If you were expecting me then I assume you know why I’m here?” Naoto observed the woman as only a detective would, although that was more out of habit than actual suspicion. 

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“Oh, honey... I’m just a good barkeep. I hear all sorts of things, but that doesn’t mean I can read minds.” Lala rolled her eyes good-naturedly, shaking her head slightly as she waved the detective over. And really, that was the long and short of it. Apart from the bits where she was paid under the table to find certain information, or bribed for access to her wealth of knowledge, all she really had to do was run the run and listen.

“But it’s very clear that you aren’t just here for a drink, so please, have a seat. Lurking in the doorway to try to intimidate me won’t work.

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||They call me Mother|| [closed]

@naotoshirogane-rp liked [ X ]

A full two days ago, one of the more subtle men had slid her a note with his card as he paid for his drinks. Just a date and a time, then a sly wink as he left the near empty bar. It took her a moment to recognize one of his tattoos, mostly hidden under his rolled sleeves, but just rolled her eyes and made a not to close the bar early, before the time listed. Maybe if she wasn’t running the bar full time, she could actually remember which clans trusted her, but that wasn’t the point.

Yuuta came in the next day, with the same old small talk. For an information specialist, coming from a clan that she’d worked with for quite some time, it was honestly disappointing that all she could get out of him was a name.

But it wasn’t like Lala Escargot couldn’t put two and two together.

“Well, well, well... Can I help you, Shirogane-san?” Lala gave one her most gentle, welcoming customer smiles as she turned to face the other, casually looking away from surveying her fresh acrylic nails and reaching for a glass out of habit. “I would have thought you’d come before we closed for the day, but what can you do?”

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Crossroads is open for business, so drop me a like for a starter!

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