Monster's Paradise

I am Ms. Monster, welcome to Monster's Paradise. It is conventional to call ''monster'' any blending of dissonant elements. I call ''monster'' every original inexhaustible beauty. - Alfred Jarry

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[msmonster14]

Mmm, gonna be a fun night

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Denver FWB wanted

I wish I could have a FWB in the north Denver area. All she wants to do is fuck and smoke

[msmonster14]

All I want to do

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[spunoutmess]

“Reblog if you get turned on by doing Meth.”

— I sure as hell do (via methnsex-orl)

I am…..

(via imafukinheadbanga)

[a-faded-memory-known-as-derp-de]

I smoke and dick gets harder

[smokedopenotdrugs-deactivated20]

I smoke and I fuck harder

[crystalmethking]

Reblog if you wanna blow clouds with other tweakers

[kingrisk]

805 Oxnard wya

[bishore]

[milehi22]

Fuckin A!

[msmonster14]

Looking for spun freaky fun

[nicolepop]

I want a friend that I can like masturbate with.

Not necessarily in a sexual way. But just something like, she’s horny, I’m horny, but she’s at my house, but we don’t care so we just get off. If we have sex, cool, if not, cool. I want a friend that I can send hot porn too and they’d send it to me just because it’s hot and the other one would like it. Someone I can openly talk about sex with, like “yea when I touch my clit with the vibrator i have to find the right place to cum” and her just be like “have you tried “xxxx”? It gets my clit throbbing” shit. I want a sexual friend, dammit.

[shardhard420]

Ditto

[werfer5]

This is AWESOME !! EVERYONE should HAVE one AND BE one.

[daddys1anonlyqueen]

I want a special girl friend.. Had one in my twenty she and i played all the time.. I miss that

[msmonster14]

I miss having a special friend like that

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Looking for spun freaky fun

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