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nobody talk to me i'm thinking about a spirit of love being drawn to riya during her first night with audoire bc she's falling so hysterically fast and hard and it's gotta see what this mage is feeling so insane about
"Who is louder/noisier?" + "Who’s more likely to tickle their partner?" + "What would each member say their favorite thing about the other(s) is?" + "Any headcanons not touched on?" aka a freebie foor meredith/nathaniel, auretta/halsin, and val/gerome x
MWAH directly on the lips. and another on the cheek. tyyy i love being enabled (tell me if i got any gerome takes wrong xoxo) // nsfw ship meme
Who is louder/noisier?
MEREDITH/NATHANIEL — nathaniel’s chattier and uses that + numerous other tactics to make meredith get noisy And loud, because otherwise i think she’d be rather quiet. smth smth raised a lady with manners and her bedroom being so close to all members of her family so she developed a real tight grip on her volume control while masturbating, but i think that would lessen over the years of having him ask/working to hear her more.
AURETTA/HALSIN — (said with the fervor of a msn contestant climbing their podium to put emphasis on their performance) the game! can’t fool me!! with its tame ass audio during the halsin sex scene!!! i know he’s a loud motherfucker i know he is. i know he’s grunting and groaning and laughing and talking and they can’t hide that truth from me. auretta’s making pretty little noises because she’s a prim princess, but he’s more than making up for it in the volume department for them both.
VAL/GEROME — my vibe check is that they’d probably be similar in volume level?? they're making different sounds (and perhaps val a little more frequently) but they're at the same low-to-medium level, maybe val got just a smidge louder when they were a little rougher/faster than usual (which was likely a rare occurrence lmao).
Who’s more likely to tickle their partner?
MEREDITH/NATHANIEL — probably nathaniel to get a laugh out of her, and it’d work because she’d be so shocked by the absurdity of it.
AURETTA/HALSIN — i don’t see either of them using tickling during sex, but probably outside of it there’s a chance of them turning it on one another while playing with babies/kiddos 🤷🏻♀️
VAL/GEROME — val might’ve done so once while dragging her nails over him lmao but i don’t see it being a thing for them in general??
What would each member say their favorite thing about the other(s) is?
MEREDITH/NATHANIEL — mere’s obsessed with his nose (she would like it between her thighs all the time, thank you) and his archer's shoulders, he’s a big fan of her waist and hands (smth smth fun for him to get horny watching her hands while she's doing queenly duties and remembering all the nasty things she's used them for during sex).
AURETTA/HALSIN — i mean in general auretta’s enamored by how thick all over he is for an elf because yeah, but i think she’d have a particular love for his chest and thighs (so obvs her happy place is in his lap), then he’s all about her chest/shoulders area because of her cute freckles being all over them aaaand maybe her hair?? idk i can just see him loving the scent of her hair and appreciating how beautiful it is. smth hilarious and hot about him inhaling deeply with his face in her hair and then just going to town kissing and biting her neck, good for them.
VAL/GEROME — hmmmmm i’m thinking she would’ve been real obvious in her favortism for his neck (always giving it kisses and hiding her face against it) and his arms, which is fantastic news for her as she’s going to learn how much of an insane upgrade those arms got with the aasimar rebirth lmfao. and ok for gerome i’m dropping into my own “what would i be obsessed w about val” brain and i’m coming up with her lips because she’s always touching them with her own hand and giving away her mood/feelings through them (she can hide the rest of her expression but the mouth usually gives her away) so a lot of his attention would naturally be there already before they even get to the kissing and horny shit that just makes them even better. and then to be consistent and give a second potential he’s probably an annoying 🙄 (aka cute) romantic who’d say smth like her eyes or w/e. dork. just say her breasts like a normal dude.
Any headcanons not touched on?
MEREDITH/NATHANIEL — my goal always with meredith and nsfw prompts is to say shit she'd be so embarrassed by that it breaches the fourth wall and pisses her off so today i'm outing her for realizing she has a degradation kink while listening to nathaniel say some of those derogatory titles and rumors he’d heard about her before their meeting. i don't know when it would've happened (before or after they start fucking) and who cares about that right now, it's just important that the awakening (ha) happened and now meredith can suffer the major confliction of being a proper prideful lady who gets wet over her lover taunting her with the idea of the nobility seeing her in various states of debasement, amongst other rp.
AURETTA/HALSIN — this sounds like the perfect time to go to the room in my memory palace that's just all the dnd spells my pervert brain has seen as valid options to use in sexual ways and say halsin is Definitely using the shape water cantrip on auretta like people use shower heads/water jets to get off. i just know he is. sorry gang the long rest is extended because halsin’s blasting auretta's clit clean off with a high fantasy magic water vibrator, gonna need at least an extra hour to recover from it.
VAL/GEROME — the cleric and paladin spell lists are biphobic because i can’t find spells they would’ve been able to be horny with during their marriage :// so i guess instead i’ll embarrass another one of my daughters and out val on main for still masturbating to memories of her and gerome’s sex years and years into their separation. sorry i think it's hot for her to be grinding on her own hand and pathetically whimpering his name into her pillow as she gets off to remembering how he used to groan her name whenever he was about to cum!! as if i'm wrong for that!!! whatever!!!!
1, 2, 3, 6, and 9 for val/gerome, riya/audoire, and for funsies riya/minah have fun!
thank youuuu these were so very fun (ok so like. answering the minya things from a pov of the alt vigi timeline where they’re actively hooking up on the side lmao) ((ari and kite yell @ me if i got any vibe checks wrong)) // nsfw ship meme
1.) What was their first time like?
VAL/GEROME — i think it would've been so awkward but so incredibly sweet, a lot of effort was put into making it romantic (date night beforehand, flowers and candles set up, etc etc you get it). the eagerness and affection of young love made up for the inexperienced bumbling lmao. val Absolutely cried and felt so embarrassed but she would've been so overwhelmed with the gentleness and love and pleasure and she wouldn’t know what to do with all of that buildup, it’d just come out through tears. she probably felt at home with him for the first time during their cuddling afterwards and teared up again oops, but i don’t think gerome would’ve gotten the wrong message either time, he’d be able to pick up on it quick because he’s seen her tear up over his little romantic gestures before and it’s the same energy here just finally at its peak.
RIYA/AUDOIRE — hasn't canonically happened yet because the maker (plot threads) keep them apart, but that just means they're gonna go insane when they can finally jump each other's bones at weisshaupt or w/e. i say go insane but i actually think all the wild fucking would come later, they deserve to have at least one round of emotional and ardent lovemaking as their first time after all they've suffered + the time they've been forced to wait before being able to get together. pushing my “more characters should be crying during sex if you think about it” agenda again by saying they’re gonna take a break mid-missionary to just get some dedicated kissing and embracing in because riya started silently crying over feeling so Secure and Cherished and Good after like over a year straight of feeling so Scared out of her Mind and Lonely all the damn time. they’re both going to feel thoroughly adored and certain of their connection by the time they get to the afterglow with the cuddling and dozing (gotta recharge from all of that emotional and physical exertion before they get to round two, y’know).
RIYA/MINAH — i don't even need to come up with anything for this one because i think it was already nailed in one by ari over here. girls night after game night xoxo
2.) Who usually initiates things?
VAL/GEROME — answered here!
RIYA/AUDOIRE — i'd say riya if i gotta choose a single person but idk, they're both horny as fuck and obsessed with each other so it's probably pretty close. at all times are these two wanting to be in bed, in a mating press, non-stop kissing, they're both finding any opportunity to get them there.
RIYA/MINAH — ok so the thing is that riya's constantly trying to start shit because she's an audacious hoe and always shoots her shot, but minah's the one who actually makes the call if it goes anywhere (with no hard feelings when it's a no) so like. make of that what you will, find the true answer amongst those facts.
3.) How often do they have sex?
VAL/GEROME — god. how do i even begin to answer this one. uhhhh. while dating: probably minimum 3 times a week, they were clingy and needy as fuck. early married days: 2-3 times a week, even clingier and now deeply in love. mid-marriage era: once a week if they're lucky but usually not, probably ended up being bi-weekly or longer because of work interference. late-marriage era: so rare i don't have a number, val was working hard and it nuked their sex life into the ground. (in the future i'm sensing a “fucking like rabbits” era after their reconnection and then we'll see what they settle into after that lmao)
RIYA/AUDOIRE — ok i’m ignoring all of the [waves vaguely at plot things keeping them apart] and just saying it’s A Lot if they've the time/opportunity/etc. they'd spend plenty of time connecting in other ways (just chatting, sharing meals, working or engaging in hobbies while in the same space, blah blah) but i think they match each other's freak in that they connect so strongly through exploring their sensuality/sexuality together, and indulging in that physical and mental closeness is of such high value to them given the state of the world they've found themselves living in. they can bang out (ha) the day's schedule as riya lazily rides him and covers his neck in hickeys, they have that multitasking power to get shit done while going at it so it's fine they're going so often.
RIYA/MINAH — my gut is telling me that it wouldn’t be as often as you’d think and probably because minah doesn’t want to give riya that power. riya Would be a red dot on minah’s mini-map if she had the ammunition of “how are you gonna talk to me like that when we’ve fucked every night this week” nfalsknah not super sure on specifics for them beyond that?? happens when it happens.
6.) What’s foreplay often like?
VAL/GEROME — i think they were incredibly basic and the foreplay began just before sex, so it was a lot of kissing, undressing each other, then getting to any oral/hand play (we’re saying they count as foreplay for these answers). sometimes they’d get some foreplay in towards the end of dinners by talking about getting freaky afterwards but idk, for sure feels like a department that could’ve used some work for them lmao
RIYA/AUDOIRE — ok well in general i think they’d be all over the map, they’d be into all kinds of foreplay, but for the sake of an answer that isn’t “all of it” i’ll narrow down to some of the most frequent: chatting (about what they want to get up to sexually but i also think they’re the types to find any sexual activity is more intense/affectionate/etc by having deep conversations first), teasing kisses and wandering hands, riya’s use of perfumes/scents to get him horny count tbh, audoire telling her about his romance novels too, heavy flirting, dirty talk, massages, ungodly amounts of kissing the makeouts are insane, grinding and groping along with those makeouts, then all kinds of oral/hand/toy play and exploring positions for it all. a lot of effort on focusing in on one another, blocking out everything else in favor of that connection.
RIYA/MINAH — arguing 💜 that’s as much true as it is a goof, i think a lot of their foreplay would be verbal aka the arguing (it’s hot if it isn’t serious lmao), teasing and flirting, dirty talk, etc etc. and i think that comes down to how when they get to kissing and touching then it’s moving into the full-on sex real quickly because that’s the nature of their hook-ups, they’re not there to spend half an hour on buildup and then linger after lmfao. actually this is my space to give my presentation on how minah should accept that the maker himself put this hoe in her life so that she could be tied up by domme riya and the set-up of that would be fun foreplay so get to it ladies-
9.) Who’s best at oral sex/oral headcanons?
VAL/GEROME — dropping my piping hot take that val was actually great at oral because her obsessive learner and highly perceptive traits were so handy in her learning what he liked most and she had no qualms trying whatever to see what got the best reactions out of him. she had that man toes curling, eyes at the back of his head, legs shaking, groans filling the house,
RIYA/AUDOIRE — that line of “a real kisser is a real eater, you can’t be one without the other” and make it riya knowing immediately from their first makeout that she’s gonna have a full-on religious experience when audoire eats her out for the first time, she can feel it in her soul. (and she’s right because he’s gonna eat it for like 30 minutes straight and she’s not going to notice when he’s done because she’s too busy levitating in the golden city)
RIYA/MINAH — me, personally, my take, imo, minah’s a hair grabber. and i think it’d be funny af for riya to take the time to pull her hair up into a bun to give minah something to hold onto whenever she’s about to go down on her. it's her being considerate of minah's habits And protecting the top of her head from looking a complete mess after she's done.
Who usually initiates things?, Favorite place to have sex?, and Do they have a dynamic or are they versatile? for val/gerome, riya/lucin, and maeve/grey?
MWAH on the nose ty ty // nsfw ship meme
Who usually initiates things?
VAL/GEROME — i think gerome would've been the one to initiate like 70-80% of the time. and that's not because val wasn't interested in sex, she just had so much going on in her head that it was rare for her to get there on her own without anything prompting her thoughts to turn horny. (gonna be different in the future, more of an even split because she’s gonna be obsessed with him and that new body of his) ((and i Guess all the romantic motivation + her not being so focused on her career path but like. 7ft man w big muscles and a big dick. she's got priorities in her thirsting))
RIYA/LUCIN — closer margin than the other two ships here but i think it'd be riya. unfortunately he Does have important warden work to do and he’s disciplined enough by now to prioritize it over his urges, but riya doesn’t have that yet! so she’s touching up on him and telling him how he’s earned a break 🥰 he should take some time to relieve all that stress 🥰🥰 preferably thru them using each other’s bodies 🥰🥰🥰
MAEVE/GREY — i think there's something to the idea of it being a more even split at the start of their relationship because maeve's still affected by the whole carden era and unsure of how to follow thru on her desires + grey's a gentle guy who wants to be careful about not accidentally coming across as pushy given her history, so it's a balancing act between them for a while there as they learn each other's romantic/sexual communication styles + what is and isn't a lingering issue from the past that she's gotta resolve. but then absolutely it'll be maeve initiating the most often down the line, once she's reclaimed her sexuality/sensuality/romanticism/etc etc because she's endlessly attracted to him and wants him always lmao
Favorite place to have sex?
VAL/GEROME — their bed 😭 the most adventurous they ever got was their living room couch, and they probably had fun!! but it wouldn't beat out their bed, that's where they would have been the most comfortable both during and after the act. i think val always felt the most vulnerable when they were making love so she needed that comfort of being in their private/shared space, and knowing that afterwards they'd get to cuddle up in their favorite blanket with a few nice candles burning.
RIYA/LUCIN — i wanna say anywhere they shouldn’t be having sex but desire and a “fuck it, let’s do it” energy got the better of them lmfao. like canonically they hooked up at whatever desk setup he has for his nightmare political assignment in orlais when he should’ve been locked in to work, they had a blast there and i think they’d have one in like. a warden encampment where lucin’s got his own tent because of that rank of his and they really shouldn’t be yanking clothes aside so riya can climb on top of him because anybody could show up to ask the warden-constable a question but 🤷🏻♀️
MAEVE/GREY — maeve’s a pretty big fan of literally anywhere they have sex but i imagine they’d agree on the basic answer of a bed if a choice is necessary. smth smth there’s a general intimacy to it that they both enjoy, they’re big on cuddling in the afterglow and that’s always best on maeve’s bed with her hoard of pillows and soft blankets, and i know grey’s got her comfort as a top priority in mind while they’re having sex and that’s easiest to maintain in a bed where he can do shit like tuck a pillow under her back to make a position less of a stress on her blah blah
Do they have a dynamic or are they versatile?
VAL/GEROME — i mean beyond gerome tops, not really?? i think we agreed they didn't do much Exploring during their marriage beyond a few positions and fooling around in different rooms of their house lmao. in the future i personally think they could benefit from some soft dom gerome/sub val activity (it'd be so good for helping her out of bad habits/mechanisms) but hey maybe that's just me.
RIYA/LUCIN — hmm i don't know if they're fully leaning into domme riya (or if they do, it'd probably be occasional) but i do think she's the one leading things the most?? she's already initiating and highkey if i'm lucin, i'm more than happy to let the hot lady take control and make all of the decisions when i spend all day stressed the fuck out from orlesian politics lmfao. she's experienced and so incredibly caring, she's gonna give him exactly what he needs.
MAEVE/GREY — they’re the most versatile maeve ship tbh. grey’s for sure topping the most often but maeve swaps in to strap him down when the mood hits, and i don’t see them having any kind of established or typical dynamic for dominance/control, it’d just be going with the vibes in the moment. exceptions would be if they took time to discuss any specifics they want to explore beforehand, or if ilya's in on the action because then he's absolutely the dominant one in control of the scene/them.
the valrome & valroux wombo combo i love it tyyy (kite can yell at me if i get any vibes wrong lmao) // nsfw ship meme
5.) Who is more sensitive?
VAL/GEROME — gotta be touch-starved val, no question about it, she would’ve been crumbling from just a hand on her thigh or a little kiss on her neck. and that’s probably gotten hilariously exaggerated post-divorce, when she’s gone through nearly three decades of incredibly rare hook-ups and kept herself distanced from people in general. he’s gonna lay on hands her during combat and she’s gonna black out her entire next turn in initiative tbh
RIYA/AUDOIRE — hmmmm. riya?? i don't have any particular reasoning for it, just feels right. always hoeing around for physical affection because it feels so nice to her sensitive ass lmao
12.) Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?
VAL/GEROME — my vibe check is that neither of them had any dirty talk game during their marriage, it was all sweet nothings and questions to learn about each other + themselves (it hasn't been explicitly discussed but as i wrote this i'm assuming they were each other's firsts so it was Learning learning). so val's gonna keel over and die for real in the future when gerome—guy who's been fuckin' and learned how to dirty talk in the last 25 years—hits her with a line of nastiness, because she's for sure not dedicated any of her own time to studying in that department and it's gonna leave her dumbstruck hearing it from His mouth.
RIYA/AUDOIRE — i’m using this prompt as an excuse to hardlaunch my take that both of these hoes have big narratophilia kinks (getting turned on by/getting off on dirty talk & listening to/telling stories about sex/arousal/etc). i’m talking riya grinding against her seat just from listening to him share details about his noble bachelor days. i’m talking audoire biting back a moan in public because she’s in his ear giving explicit details about what she wants him to do to her the minute they're alone. they both out here Dripping about this shit, all horned up on a tuesday about it,,
14.) Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating?
VAL/GEROME — gerome because 1) i personally think it's hotter, 2) in general i think his sex drive was/is higher, 3) tragically checks out in character because she was away often (overtime in the city or traveling outside of it) and a guy's got needs. odds are she came home to him jerking off at Least once, maybe twice if we’re feeling frisky. val's scary good at keeping a poker face but i know her ass would've been so flustered. she's beet red, she's bumping into the doorway, she's saying "sorry!" in a high pitch he didn't know she could reach, she's-- you get it
RIYA/AUDOIRE — gotta be audoire because he’s already encouraged to jerk off often (for her to watch/help him with, while she’s away so he can tell her about it upon return as She jerks him off (or even watch him do it if she’s got scrying aka the #1 priority for acquiring the spell, fuck the plot), don’t get me started on the modern shit they’d be up to lmao), she's even leaving things behind to edge him on further (articles of her clothing for him to use, maybe a toy or two), they’d have the time of their lives with her catching him in the act by happenchance. riya was in a bad mood when she walked in? immediately over. or maybe she was looking to have an important campaign plot discussion?? push it back. cancel every priority that isn't her finding the best seat in the house to enjoy the show.
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