Please Refrain from behaving idiotically

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Payday Ask Meme

1. Favorite Heister? 2. LEAST Favorite Heister? 3. What level are you? 4. Preffered difficulty? 5. Stealth or loud? 6. ‘Donac dumb’ or ‘Chains is in a pickle’? 7. How long have you been playing? 8. Craziest heist you’ve ever pulled off? 9. Favorite special? 10. LEAST Favorite special? 11. Whats your favorite gun, and did you name yours? 12. Favorite heist? 13. LEAST favorite heist? 14. Mastermind, Enforcer, Ghost, Technician, or Fugitive? 15. Will you swear fealty to our Lord and Savior Almir? 16. Have a favorite Payday youtuber? 17. Favorite DLC pack? 18. Whats your favorite mask, and does it have a story?(screenshots encouraged) 19. What kind of build do you like to run? 20. Got any ships, fam?

[mspaintpayday]

Bain dies in Infinity War

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“you get your information from a website run by a man you’ve never met”

[crookperkdeck]

we took a picture of wolf before and after he was told he was beautiful :)

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[mspaintpayday]

I commissioned @hauntedindigo for this lovely poster!

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Visit Original Link

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me playing stealth missions in games:

[mspaintpayday]

Pet the Wolf

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Actual things my Russian teacher has said this year

“Imagine my confusion when I arrived in Russia not being able to read, and seeing the word “pectopah” everywhere. It sounds like somewhere ghosts eat”

When a kid in my class was struggling to do the rolled R sound “Oh so that means you can’t do any bird calls? I pride myself on my bird calls. I speak bird better than I speak Russian” and proceeds to show us all of his different bird calls.

When I asked him to pass me my water bottle from the front desk he shouts “VODKA” and smells it “Actually it just smells like lemons. LEMON VODKA”

“Tom, your Cyrillic handwriting is worse than a 7 year old’s and you’re only writing “Tom” “

“The Щ character sounds just like a train. Shch shch shch come on, do it with me” and then forces us to make a train around the classroom going “shch shch shch“

Upon seeing that he’s late to dismiss us “You’ll be Russian to your next class! HahAA!”

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pocket sand throwable when

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[radikaldaze]

Don’T U JUST H8 IT WHENEVER UR ON A HEIST AND U JUS WER UR TIARA BUT PPL KEEP CALLING THE POLIS AND SUDDENLY ALL THE CLOAKERS, DOZERS, MEDICS, SNIPERS AND SWAT TEAMS CAME IN LIEK A TSUNAMI

I’M BUSTING IN SOME OTHER FANDOMS IN THIS SIDEBLOG, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE

[swanmask]

we had a very long conversation about this shitty joke