pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
$LAYYYTER
The Bowery Presents
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan

Andulka
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#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
noise dept.

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EXPECTATIONS
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@totallysparky
pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on
https://www.blutonews.org/article/15
Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason
bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow
im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
Reblog to claim it
idea i had
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Who would win?
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voter fraud, GO!
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Notes:
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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
>give someone a penny for their thoughts
>they give you their two cents
>repeat
>infinite money glitch
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
Every adult collectively lying to reddit user Farting_Dog33 is the sense of community this world so desperately needs
where do you keep your ID?
in my wallet
in my phonecase for safekeeping
in my phonecase because i dont use my wallet anymore
secret fourth option
I don’t carry ID around
Where do you keep your ID?
Yes
No
have you ever lived alone
yes
no
for the purposes of this question "alone" means you had exclusive access to a shower, toilet, cooktop, fridge, and bed (or whatever you sleep on) with some physical barrier between you and any other occupants of the building. living with a partner is not alone. use your judgement on edge cases- i don't want to hear "well my roommate moved out and my new roommate didn't move in for a week" as a yes
Thank you for finding me