Everythings So Gorgeous.

High functioning sociopath. VINE FAMOUS mermaid NYC

[dickprintbandit]

I’m low key involved with a Gemini. should I be afraid?

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You're welcome.

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kngshxt like Jay Z is demonstrating here?

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Beyoncé is having flashbacks.

[parskis]

This post is illegal.

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I never want to see this again

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lmfaoooooooooooo yoooo

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💀💀💀💀

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“when a white girl talks to a black guy on the phone”

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White girl: “Hey, Marquise!” 

Black guy: “Hey, what’s good?”

White girl: [whispering to friend] “He said what’s good.” [normally] “Oh! Nothing. I’m just hanging our with Stacy.”

Black guy: “Oh, word. What y’all finna do?”

White girl: [to friend] “Um, Stacy. Look up finna on Urban Dictionary. Oh.” [normally] “We’re finna about to go eat.”

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OH MY GOD

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[fixxedpersonalityy]

Always reblog 90’s Tia & Tamera

[thebestoftumbling]

house cat scares off bear

[badgerofshambles]

“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”

[32223233-deactivated20151020]

no shade but crazy how people only fuck with u when u either look good or are doing good

[niadidas]

Wow that never crossed my mind…

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Lord i laughed so hard, I laughed from a healthy place.

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lmaooooo

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$$$

[msniiina]

mood

[chocolatteluvssugar]

Thank you, That is all 👸👸👸

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when your friend shows you they nice new apartment

and you rentin a room with old white ppl

[notyouraveragechica]

…and over here is where we keep all our useless shit

I just fell out! LMAO

[hiswanderingthoughts]

Why is this so damn funny?

[baskinmysunlite]

Lmao I am fucking dead from this.

[picass0trill]

lmaooo yo the fact she was so serious the WHOLE time is killing me lol

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I’m bringing this back

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son . the hangings. 

[topflr]

Moesha’s mom was bae af!

(via mildseoul)

but her mom died....

[mspeggybundy-blog]

When you realize Pluto comes into orbit the same time Future is too. #DS2 Meant to be. 

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LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT PLUTO.

NASA just flew the New Horizons spacecraft by Pluto. PLUTO. 

We’re going to have HELLA pictures of Pluto very soon. P. L. U. T. O. Even more HELLA than the “teaser” picture right before the flyby:

LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKER WITH A HEART ON IT AND EVERYTHING.

You know where that picture was taken from? 476,000 MILES AWAY (766,048 KILOMETERS) You know what the closest approach distance was for New Horizons? 7,800 MILES (12,600 KILOMETERS) FROM THE SURFACE OF PLUTO.

That’s right. That means YOU AINT EVEN SEEN SHIT YET, SON.

It took us over 9 years to get to our solar system buddy 31.9 AU away. 

Do you know how far away an AU is? 93 MILLION GODDAMN MILES or 149.6 MILLION HOLY SHIT KILOMETERS. Multiplied by over 30. With a (dwarf) planet flying around in some CATAWAMPAS ASS orbit.

WE JUST HIT A DAMN NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK AS LARGE AS THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

Because of this distance, the New Horizons spacecraft will take 16 MONTHS to transfer all the data from the encounter back to Earth.

In conclusion:

[freemynd]

This my last post about Pluto lol

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😂😭