I always shoot first.

"The name is Sarah Fortune, but that's Miss Fortune to you. I assume if you're on board, there's something you need from me?"

[mssarahfortune]

So in my brief absence, the League has decided to welcome two giant bugs into their ranks. All I have to ask is why? I don't understand one bit, hmm hmm...

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

[vicelishigh]

Mafia Miss Fortune by DA君

Baccano fellings all over again.

[mssarahfortune]

You're all terribly boring lately. All of the intense dramatics and arguing and bitchiness and sparring has been replaced by photos of cats.

What is wrong with the lot of you?! I for one would love to watch you all brawl it out in arguments over nonsense again~

[ibratze]

[mssarahfortune]

It's a hard life being a carry.

dramatic sigh

[thekawaiiod]

Miss Fortune by ~Ayashiroi

[ibratze]

[jolanjoestar]

Miss Fortune

[mssarahfortune]

So, how has everyone been faring lately? I do hope you've all been racking up exciting stories to tell me~

[thekawaiiod]

Miss Fortune by ~Greeflo

[ggeasylol]

“Come on girls, we got game to win.” - Miss Fortune

[mssarahfortune]

Leaning on the air because no one else can pull off any sort of stupid pose like I can.

[summonersofruneterra]

“It’s as if no one is interested in any topic other than sex.” 

[mssarahfortune]

We already know the answer to all of that anyway. #1 most promiscuous dragon-lady NA, as my summoner would say. 

Whatever it is that means...

But really, have the lot of you no creativity? For shame.

[hellpanda]

[mssarahfortune]

Ability power? Let me make this clear now: No. Summoners, if you get a needlessly large rod anywhere near me, you will get to meet Shock and Awe in a very personal encounter.

[its-draven-deactivated20140110]

“I’ll show you a needlessly large rod.”

[mssarahfortune]

Let's stop you right here before you regret what comes out of your mouth next, shall we?

[hellpanda]

Dear Riot,

  I love you

  that is all :D

[mssarahfortune]

Oh? What’s that sound? Is that the sound of me getting a buff?

Damn right it is~ Start kneeling, powdermonkeys. 

[its-draven-deactivated20140110]

((AP MF even more op))

[mssarahfortune]

Ability power? Let me make this clear now: No. Summoners, if you get a needlessly large rod anywhere near me, you will get to meet Shock and Awe in a very personal encounter.

[hellpanda]

Dear Riot,

  I love you

  that is all :D

[mssarahfortune]

Oh? What's that sound? Is that the sound of me getting a buff?

Damn right it is~ Start kneeling, powdermonkeys. 

[mssarahfortune]

"You seem awfully caught up in my hair color. Are you second guessing your guns against my blades?"

"Am I? Would you like to find out, darling?"

[mssarahfortune]

....whats lavisious mean :S

In simpler terms, she a ho.