I once knew a guy who believed in Half Life 3

But, like someone who believes in Jesus, you know. 31, he/they, bi

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[girlhusband1kw]

After they finish their drink the shirt changes to 98%

[thelensart]

this is doing numbers on bsky you people are dogs

[ellarosavasori]

They should be dogs too

[radicalgraff]

"It's not complicated, it's genocide"

Sticker spotted in South Grafton, NSW, Australia

[fcbswiatek]

HOT

[pearl-in-vinegar]

person who's never paid attention to mens football before: huh. why do people keep hating on argentina? surely one team can't be that bad

an hour and a half later: oh

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[prokopetz]

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via op)

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

This Hatsune Miku custody battle cup is crazy, man

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[parkchanwoohoo]

[didalexiabreakupwitholgaisback]

what a way to use your platform at the world cup as the broadcast is focused on all the celebrities at each match. he rarely misses 🇵🇸