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izzy's playlists!
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Mike Driver
styofa doing anything
will byers stan first human second
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@eevaughnricotta
i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs
the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands
Looking at this broke both of my ankles
Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs
A quick reminder:
Testosterone is NOT a contraceptive, and there is a chance you can get pregnant (if you're having sex with people who can get you pregnant) even if you aren't having a period anymore. You CANNOT rely on T for birth control.
Happy pride month
why don’t you blister some shishito peppers in a cast iron pan with some chili flakes and lemon juice you stupid idiot
actually i <3 being pretentious! but in a kind, approachable way that makes other people want to be pretentious as well. hobby of mine!
@astro-nautikal go team
non binary? no, you misunderstood. i am non baryonic, i don’t interact with photons.
it's not my birthday
@astro-nautikal yeah us in the theatre working on the puzzle today
makeups evil but eyeliners done a lot for me as a person
They say the Coachella 2022 variant will give you lavender eyes and stop menstruation
Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
CRYING THIS IS LITERALLY SCOUT
he’s like a new england john mulaney
“i said, it’s eighty, right? and he said no, somethin’ WUHSE.”
THEY DO THIS IN SPANISH TOO I THINK ITS JUST ROMANCE LANGUAGES
noooooooo you killed him
this is what doctors do to you when you’re on anaesthetic before you wake up
what would you do if i spam messaged you all 300 synonyms for titties
i'd boob boobily
