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@leodicaprio: @witneycarson You're on to something there! Too bad this isn't a horror movie but real life. I'm just hoping nobody I know goes on the first voyage.
@witneycarson: @leodicaprio I'm pretty sure humanity just keeps getting more and more stupid. Pardon my rudeness.
@leodicaprio: @witneycarson exactly! I don't know the big appeal of it, honestly. You'd think people would have learned the first time.
@witneycarson: @leodicaprio It's like horror movies, all logic goes straight out the damn window.
@leodicaprio: Call me crazy, but I refuse to step foot in Titanic II. I just won't do it.
@witneycarson: @leodicaprio Well, it didn't exactly work out for you all that great the last time..
Nah, I have to do stunts on the daily and I’m always stealing something from my crafty, it’s all good, girl. It’s going good, I’m finishing up everything with my album, and I just shoot a video with Breezy, which was pretty awesome. So yeah, been dope. How about you, what’s up? I’m cool with that, that’s a good job to have. If you want to try making some pizzas it will be even better.
Oh, I forgot that you’re a fancy spy but then again, I really shouldn’t be surpised since you’re practically running the world with your fabulous self these days. All your stuff is already on my IPhone. Homegirl, you are on a whole new level of fly. Being a lazy ass and laying around the house. Any requests other than pizza?
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: So not worth it. He'll just disappear again on his own.
Jules: He doesn't have the power to fuck things up.
Witney: After all, why waste the effort?
Witney: I hope you guys are all alright. Have you told Jeff about this yet?
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: You mean how he's telling anyone who will listen? Oh, and let's not forget telling anyone who will listen /publicly/ so when Luca's old enough, he could easily find it on the internet and read? Yeah..it's ridiculous.
Jules: If he really cared, he would have never left.
Witney: You know if you chose to murder him.. I wouldn't actually blame you all that much. Probably even help you his body.. just saying boo thang ;)
Witney: He does not even close to have the right to come in here and fuck things up like this.
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: I completely agree with everything you just said.
Jules: Shit is so much easier when Steven's not around. What's the point of coming back? You can't just decide randomly that you want to be a dad after being absent all this time.
Witney: The way he's behaving just shows that he doesn't see Luca as a child who has feelings.
Witney: I'd get if he came back in a couple months or something like that. But he's been a gone a year. He has to have enough common sense to know the train probably left the station without him. Life does not wait for people, jackhole.
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: Exactly.
Jules: I don't think Jeff will stoup to his level. Jeff is way more mature. It's a good thing he's on a long roadtrip right now.
Witney: If he cared about Luca's feelings at all, he wouldn't be acting like this.
Witney: And that's why he's the perfect role model for your little fella. That's his son, pardon my french but Steven can go fuck himself.
I often consider my career if I wasn't doing what I do.
Yeah it is. Oh you have been off?
I had the 60th Disneyland special to do but other than that, I’m waiting for DWTS to start up again.
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: Why is it that people think just because they admit they messed up, it means they should instantly be forgiven? I don't get it.
Jules: Jeff's been in Luca's life longer than Steven's been in Luca's life. Being a parent is about being there for your child and raising them, not the genetics. You can't just decide when you want to be responsible and when you're not feeling it whenever you please. Ugh.
Jules: Jeff may actually kill Steven when I tell him.
Witney: I don't get that either. No one is under any obligation to forgive anyone and more people need to learn that.
Witney: Children are commitment. Luca shouldn't have to suffer and be confused just because he is now deciding he wants to be a father again.
Witney: Let me know if you need back up only because I don't want to see Jeff stoup to his level.
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Jules: He claims he knows he fucked up and blah blah blah. I don't buy a word he says.
Jules: He had the nerve to say I /had/ to respect him as Luca's father. The only tie Luca still has to him is he looks like Steven. Steven isn't his father. Jeff is. The last thing I need to do is respect the man who walked out on his family.
Witney: He's full of shit. I fucked up is what every single guy on the history of this universe says.
Witney: Are you kidding me?! The entitlement is strong with this one. He has no right to be pulling that type of bullshit at all. Jeff is the one who raised him, he's the only one who should be getting respected as his father in this scenario. He's the one who stepped up for you two when Steven failed.
I think that happens to me every month with cramps, it’s awful. I usually do too, but for some reason I just give into cramps. I haven’t eaten tonight, so now I am in fact hungry. I just don’t feel like making me anything this time. I have left overs from last night but I don’t want to make them. Maria ate at her grandmas so I don’t have to make her dinner this time, so I may just not eat until later. Or I’ll make something simpler. I don’t know yet. Yeah, that’s never good. I’d never do that to my daughter. I only give her pizza or something fast food related once a week, or just over the weekend once. That’s it. And she runs around a lot all on her own to work it off. I can never keep up with her.
Having a uterus is the worst. Other than children, all that thing does is cause us pain. And some poor ladies don’t even get that much from those hunks of junk. I think people really underestimate how much prep and work goes into cooking. I’m sure you’ll find something good. They’re only screwing their children in the end. Undoing the damage is hard work.
But you’re a dancer. You can legit eat everything you want because you’ll be working it out of your body in the next day. Cool, once I find some time to sneak out of my set I’ll be there. Hey, feed me and I’ll be happy. It will be much appreciated, yeah.
Yeah, but if I eat anything too heavy then dance - I’ll puke and that is not even close to pretty. How’s work going by the way? I’ve been meaning to try a whole bunch of new recipes and you can be my official taster.
Text || Mistress. ❤️💋
Witney: Oh thank god, nothing good can come from that talk.
Witney: After all this time away, does he really expect to waltz in and have no problems?
I can’t really judge because I’d probably be the same, so hey. But take out is awesome most of the times. Ay, thanks, boo, I might take that offer and show up at your place some day. And I can eat like a pro so it’s a perfect combination.
It’s better for everyone if I do the cooking even though, most of them I don’t really want to. Don’t get me wrong, I love french fries and burgers as much as the next chick but I really don’t need all the extra gym time involved. Come over anytime little one. At least someone will finally appreciate my cooking.
Oh my shit, that sounds like it hurts like hell. So, I believe you. Okay, sounds good to me. That’s what I always say. It has the word salad. And involves lettuce, so. And meat is low carb. As is cheese, sour cream, and really anything you make it with if you check the carbs before you really make it. The only thing that isn’t low carb is the chips. Yes, but I can’t really choose if I want to or not. Considering Maria is always with me. And I don’t want to have her eat tons of fast food.
It’s one of the few things where I was in so much pain that I actually couldn’t think straight. I have a high pain tolerance but that just totally wiped me out entirely. All this talk about food is making me ridiculously hungry. Especially with a nice vinaigrette or salsa and sour cream. You’d be surpised how many parents actually do that though. I went to school with this girl and her mom fed her nothing but fast food.
I often consider my career if I wasn't doing what I do.
You’re right, they aren’t and it’s a shame. Anyway, how have you been Witney?
That amount that are truly stuck in their own little world just regularly astounds me. Tired, ready to get back to work.
