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saccharinsweet

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

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“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

namastaygaydude

I would buy it.

kushandwizdom

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baetology

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

bumblebeebats

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

suqmydiqtbh

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

prayraf

lmaoooo khloe is me af

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9 ways to tell if a man is lying

he is

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it’s okay to fallback & protect yourself when you feel like you’re trying to force someone to love you. guarding your heart isn’t selfish.

gratatouille

proudthereminmom

After he nutted all over you and you still want to show him how freaknasty you are

yallstillhere

get this filth out my face

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Why

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afroambrosia

It’s too late at night for yalls foolishness 😂😂😂😂

madamn-juana

🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳

clarknokent

😂😂😂😂😂😂

cosmicwizdom

“ According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams. ”

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reyiart

onlinecounsellingcollege

What to do when your partner cheats on you

1. Don’t do anything right away. Wait until the shock and the emotions have subsided and you can think a lot more clearly - and decide what’s best for you.

2. Confide in close friends as you’ll need extra support. They can also help you figure out your thinking and emotions.

3. Confront the person – don’t pretend that you don’t know – and make sure they’re aware of how badly they have hurt you.

4. Don’t let them pretend that things are not as they may seem, or else to try to play down exactly how they have behaved, or to make up some excuses, or pretend they’re not to blame.

5. Consider taking a break from your relationship. It may help you to sort out exactly what you want to do, and whether you’re prepared to take your partner back again.

6. If you decide that you are willing to forgive, and then move on, then start to think of ways to start to build the trust again. This will be a slow, hard – and is something you can’t rush.

7. If you decide that you don’t want to take your partner back again, then end the relationship, and choose to now move on. There are others who will love you and who’ll prove they’re worth your trust.

learning2swim

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

minimalmikee

THANK YOU

writingboutyou

We ended things and now I’m supposed to forget. I’m supposed to wake up tomorrow and act like you didn’t have anything to do with my life. I have to act like it doesn’t bother me when I wake up and check my phone to realize there’s no text from you. I have to pretend my heart doesn’t drop every time I hear you’re name. I have pretend that I’m doing just as well as the day before. I sit and wonder where you are, I wonder if you feel the same. I wonder if pretending we didn’t happen is as hard for you. But I can’t help but think, you’re going through your day just fine, without needing me in it.

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