Melzer "The Melzer" Melzer.

Welcome to Mt. Melzer. The official time wasting blog of Melzer "The Melzer" Melzer. Feel free to check out my videos (they're on the videos page). If you like them why not click that follow button? I promise following me wont lead to a ritual suicide....

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Nучина!!! The official energy breakfast drink of the Cosmonauts!!! 

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GET JACKED!!!!!

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MUSCULAR CLOWNS NEW (terribly dated, and filmed over a year ago) SKETCH!!!

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Brad Einstein’s satirical app Shoot puts the day to day mass shooting problem into a hilarious dark perspective. And the dudes behind the camera all look really good shirtless. Particularly the guys who did graphics.  Check out the huff post article about the video! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-app-could-manage-your-emotions-after-mass-shootings_567027a4e4b011b83a6c87b7

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The Christmas BONE-fit!!!! A little late with the posting on this but WENDIGO EVENTS helped raise tens of dollars and a bunch of toys for the Ronald McDonald house AND Watched Tommy Thompson become the MEGA BONE!!!!! 

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Our new company Wendigo Events just launched! Check out our launch video! Wendio - Where events go to be had!  

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edwardspoonhands (Hank Green) just tweeted our latest video!! Mark this as the official moment when we PEAKED!  It’s all down hill from here!!! We look forward to spending the rest of our lives reminiscing about this retweet.  The Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw9saq6Btb4

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Fun fact: The video was originally named "The Vlog Vloggers"

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NEW SKETCH: Rejected Cast Couch 302

We would no anything to get you to watch this… ;)

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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!! CHECK OUT OUR NEW SKETCH                 Apponomicon!!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmyRRzQpuS0&list=UUoOPR8YKQQqk_uVLiUhrT8A It’s got that cute little devil in it!!!! Image by Nath Milburn

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WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING THIS?!!? smallpresspreviews:

Mutant Punks Fuck Off #1 by Kevin Panetta and Jared Morgan

Published by Big Planet Comics

"We’re just some punk kids trying to have a good time, but the a**holes over at AllCorp got those dickweed Nimrods trying to force us out of our homes so they can keep dumping toxic sludge into the local water supply. That ain’t gonna happen without a fight." - Legs, member of The Vomit Lords

16 pages, black and white risograph interiors, saddle-stitch, 6.75 inches by 10.25 inches

$4

Order here

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST!! witsradio:

You guys…it’s here.

The Great Wits Thrilling Adventure Hour Crossover Episode (pt. 1) is HERE!!

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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!! CHECK OUT OUR NEW SKETCH Apponomicon!!! It has a BOOK IN IT! Bitches love books.  Apponomicon is about two things.  1) An evil mad man who has spent his entire life searching for the fabled Necronomicon, to bring about the unholy end of humanity.  2) That cellphones make our lives easier, but also a lot less exciting. Starring:  Kyle Talley Andrew Bentley Chris Blake Cecilia Laird Ian Abramson Sawyer Heppes & Kevin Reader Graphics by Nath Milbun - fortgoblin.com Music by Peter Hunter  Sound Design byPete Dupon

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BOOOOO!!! A HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR NEW SKETCH                              Apponomicon!!!

It's got H.P. Lovecraft references, a big  beard, and sweet jumpsuits!!!! If enough people watch it our blood ritual will activate. So if you want the sky to turn red and the old ones to wake from their slumbers, just watch this video!

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RUB A DUB DUB #bathtime #relax #findoutwhokilledhim #murder #realmurder

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Sometimes you just gotta help your friends murder their clones. Even if they look nothing like them and are just a guy dating their girlfriend.  A sketch by Rabbit Rabbit made with help from Muscular Clown!!!!

www.muscularclown.com 

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I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

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A scientist take Twitch Play's Pokemon to it's next logical evolution.  WITH MUSIC BY PETER HUNTER

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LEAKED Muscular Clown video!!!! That's right, monitor footage of the clowns new sketch. I have to say if you dont get this one you dont know comedy. And I hate you. Kyle points alot when he orders burgers.