Dodekatheon

Mythology-based rp blog for the Gods of Olympus. Muses and mun 21+, cross-over & OC friendly. multiverse, mutliship. Sideblog to theseourbodiesrp

[mtolympusdodeka]

oka y I feel like Hades is the type to adopt all the problematic children and try to keep them safe and get them going on the right path in life but is also constantly done with all of them

[gwennovynne]

Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools

greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch

[mtolympusdodeka]

pantslessoptimism:

“Are we talking about like, an actual thunderbolt here or do you actually call your dick that?”

“Please, please tell me you don’t actually call it that.”

“you tell me.”

“you think they’;d write whole myths and odes and epic stories about a little static electricity?”

[mtolympusdodeka]

pantslessoptimism:

“….what.”

“…does that line actually work? Seriously, does it?”

“Not usually. But I have a really impressive thunderbolt, so.”

“That pretty much distracts from any bad pickup lines.”

[mtolympusdodeka]

@pantslessoptimism has been noticed

“Hey. Sophie. You got any Greek in you?”

[mtolympusdodeka]

likethestory:

“Dude, you don’t understand. Jumping– it’s a ritual for me. It’s spiritual.”

“Whenever I feel a little lost, whenever I feel, I don’t know. Pent up? I jump. It relieves some kind of tension inside me and I feel right as rain after.”

“Is it the act itself, then? The leap, the fall, the impact? I can see  how falling- jumping into it, choosing it- could feel spiritual. But the impact... always the broken bones, always the pain.” She is deathless, but not immune to pain. She could avoid the pain; she could be careful to never get hurt, and therefore never feel the pangs of death for herself. Yet she jumps: into the pain, into the reality of death, without the release of death. “Is that what elevates your recklessness to spirituality? The pain. The broken bones. Do they remind you that you are alive, or simply that you cannot die?”

“And I am not your dude.” He repeats the epithet as though it is an insult, the very shape of it distasteful. “The Lord of the Underworld is no one’s dude.”

[mtolympusdodeka]

@misshoodoolady wants to fight I guess

“Humans are so strange. I could not exist without their faith in me, yet they denounce me publicly while also worshipping me.”

“Almost none are honest about how much they love me, but i am never without sacrifices and prayers. Like I said, strange.”

[mtolympusdodeka]

@likethestory is being scolded

“Most humans with your ability would be... arrogant, even defiant of death. It speaks well of you that you are not so foolish.”

“I do urge you, however, to stop jumping from high places. I cannot imagine that is good for your bones, immortal or not.”

[mtolympusdodeka]

YO. LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER. COMMENT FOR A SPECIFIC MUSE, OTHERWISE GET A RANDOM GOD IN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS.

[lovedwaynejohnson]

[other-hannibal-characters]

Gina Torres appreciation post [Part 1 of ?]

[lastovichka]

Jessica Pearson in “The Statue”

[alohaspaceman]

@danieldaekim - Bom dia de Lisboa! 🌞 - https://www.instagram.com/p/BU1Zym9Dcwz/

[allthesebabes]

[studioobrien]

Drop dead gorgeous

[haybalemaze]

kalinda gifs → 3x18