[text]: I'm drunk and this is your time
[text] ...If you’re sure. Just don’t want you to regret it.
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@muaquentin
[text]: I'm drunk and this is your time
[text] ...If you’re sure. Just don’t want you to regret it.
[text]: Why would I get mad? Crumbs?
[text] because you usually don’t want to cuddle me
[text]: Do you want to eat cookies and milk and fall asleep together or not?
[text] yes, yes but don’t get mad when you wake up
[text]: No, you have cookies, peanut butter ones
[text] ....are you okay
[text]: You say that like you don't want to stay with me.
[text] he won’t treat my like i have cooties
[text]: TOUCH is a relative term. Peanut butter is not.
[text] why don’t you let me go to one of my boss’ houses?
[text]: FINE. Do you want anything from Insomnia Cookies?
[text] You’re going to let me touch you?
[text] seriously?
[text] Peanut butter, peanut butter cup, and salted caramel please <3
[text]: You're supposed to be jealous of ME
[Text] But...I don’t care about celebrities
[Text] Doing their makeup is my job
[Text] Or would be if I wasn’t in two casts right now.
[text]: I touched Nick Jonas
[text] ...why am i getting jealous over a celebrity
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“Hey, hey! I should’ve locked the door. My shower! Mine.”
Quentin stared at him blankly, clearly not amused and at his wit’s end. “I need help showering,” he snapped. “You don’t have anything I haven’t seen before.” Or touched. “Look, if you’re gonna act this way, I can just call one of my bosses. This isn’t working out.”
Sexual Sunday Meme - NSFW
Send in ☎ for my character’s reaction to getting phone sex from yours
Send in ✉ for my character’s reaction to getting a sext from yours
Send in ♌ for my character’s reaction to being spanked by yours
Send in ❤ for my character’s reaction to being propositioned by yours
Send in ✿ for my character’s reaction to being fondled by yours
Send in ☥ for my character’s reaction to receiving nude pictures from yours
Send in ★ for my character’s reaction to yours asking them where babies come from
Send in ☀ for my character’s reaction to yours exposing themselves
Send in -‘๑’- for my character’s reaction to yours telling them to bend over
Send in ✥ for my character’s reaction to finding out yours is a dominatrix
Send in ♍ for my character’s reaction to yours telling them they are a virgin
Send in ❆ for my character’s reaction to being tied up by yours
Send in ♉ for my character’s reaction to suddenly being kissed by yours
Send in ❣ for my character suddenly being joined in the bathe by yours
Send in 文 for a confession from my character on what gets them hot
Send in ♚ for a confession from my character on what turns them off
Send in ♛ for a confession from my character on their kinks
THREE (3) CHOICES ;
Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.
💍 - fuck, marry, kill. 💎 - unsex, divorce, revive. 💋 - hug, cuddle, kiss. 💫 - fight, tickle, insult. 🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. 🥊 - pinch, slap, punch. ✨ - summon, banish, absorb. 🔗 - handcuff, tie up, pin down. 🦷 - lick, suck, bite. 🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. ☕ - get coffee with, go out to dinner with, steal their food. 💤 - sleep with fully clothed, sleep with in underwear, sleep with naked. 💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. 🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. 🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost. 🔛 - make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with. 🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with. 💬 - SEND IN YOUR OWN THREE OPTIONS NOT LISTED ABOVE!
Touch Starved Meme
My muse is touch starved, send one for your muse to-
❤️ - Hug my muse from behind 👏 - Ruffle my muse’s hair ✋️ - Hold my muse’s hand 💪 - Pick my muse up 👆- playfully poke my muse ✍️ - Write something on my muse 💋 - Kiss my muse on the cheek 😏 - Playfully headbutt my muse 😝 - Lick my muse 😙 - Cover my muse in multiple kisses 🖐 - Give my muse a backrub 💤 - Cuddle up to my muse 😶 - Quietly lean against my muse 👃- Boop my muse on the nose ✊️- Playfully punch my muse 🙌 - Playfully shove my muse 😖 - Bury their face in my muse’s chest
Yeah You are my fire The one desire Believe when I say I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your heart When you say That I want it that way
@renomendoza
I take it you're not turned on by anonymous sex?
“Right now? Sex is nearly impossible. Usually? Still no. Depends on how drunk I am.”
Thoughts on the burning of the library of Alexandria?
“I’m recovering from a concussion. Don’t expect complicated thoughts from me.”
Can I get your digits
“I don’t give my phone number out to randos.”