Much Ado About Teaching

3rd grade teacher

[tchaikovskaya]

weeks really are seven days long every single time over and over huh

[gnarly]

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[thebootydiaries]

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

[thelastdiadoch]

[nick-avallone]

“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[pierppasolini]

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!

[goalsbian-deactivated20220430]

heading to the polls to vote for beto like

[goobra]

this feels appropriate

[muchadoaboutteaching]

summer: *ends*

me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn

[brundle-bambi]

tfw when you finally spot halloween decorations in target

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[spoonie-isms]

On Doctors and Dates

I just broke up with my allergist, and the reception lady seemed really surprised. But I have the same rules for doctors as I do for dates which is that I need:

1. To feel respected 2. To feel like they are listening 3. For them to be polite

That’s my minimum of what I need in any sort of relationship, and this doctor was 0 for 3, so I dumped her.

I’m not all about telling people how to live life, but mine improved so much when I adopted these rules and I highly recommend them

[toolatewillbetoospoon]

💪

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.

[mysharona1987]

[lizardvangogh]

other vegans: this is my dinner!! ❤️ it's a raw açai bowl with banana, strawberries, dragonfruit, blueberries, maca powder, literal fairy dust, organic spinach and kale, bean sprouts, topped with organic homemade granola, kiwi, agave nectar, and cacao nibs 😊 simple and delicious! 😋

me: this is my rice and those are my beans