Lord Of Bonchurch

I am here, unscathed. Well... scathed. Very scathed. But happy. And hungry. Mostly hungry. I am Much, self-appointed cook and rightful Lord of Bonchurch. If you feel the need to talk, simply drop by and I'll help you as much as I can! (Tracking tag: muchthemillersson)

[newspaperhummingbird]

[gisbourne]

[rightfullordoflocksley-deactiva]

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.”

kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“ But I was stabbed. Anyway I thought you   were meant to be a chef. Do you know who    would be disappointed Much? Gregg Wallace    would be disappointed. ”

[muchthemillersson-blog]

“Getting stabbed is no excuse, my food is as decent as you’re going to get. At least be grateful that you’re getting that...and the Masterchef thing was one time.”

[rightfullordoflocksley-deactiva]

“I’m stuck with you, and therefore I’m in hell.”

Mafia themed sentences

“ Of course……& this has nothing   to do with the lack of proper food   at all .”

[muchthemillersson-blog]

“Nope, not at all. This is all you, and your...your smug attitude!”

”Well, the food may have a small something to do with it.”

[muchthemillersson-blog]

Robin: [in a crowded Nottingham and can't find Much] This calls for drastic measures

Robin: [yells at the top of his voice] ROBIN HOOD IS NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR TO THE CROWN

Much: [from across the courtyard] wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?? I think you'll find my master-

Robin: There he is

[themysteryofheaven]

Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥

[tederick-deactivated20181216]

George Miller the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.

[roachpatrol]

are you fucking kidding me that was two straight hours of ACTUAL EXPLOSIONS 

[professorpher]

The best part is that, from my understanding, there were quite a few scenes where George Miller said “No this is too dangerous we’ll do this in post” and the rest of the crew was like “NO LETS DO IT NOW WE CAN DO IT”

[sushinfood]

are you telling me this was fucking cirque du soleil in the desert with fucking explosions

[nightonblogmountain]

Tom Hardy described it as slipknot meets cirque du soleil 

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

life is strange || starters

more under read more . ( SPOILER WARNING ) feel most free to change pronouns , etc .

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

❝  i just don’t think anybody is good enough for you … besides me . ❞   ❝  could i , um , ask you a question ? would you mind letting me sketch you ? ❞ ❝  when a door closes , a window opens … ❞ ❝  with great power comes great bullshit . ❞ ❝  i love that you’re my partner in crime .❞ ❝  don’t push me girl / boy ! you don’t want me for an enemy ! ❞ ❝  i pledge allegiance to ___ and the power for what she / he stands . ❞ ❝  i’m kinda over humanity today . sorry to be a drama queen . ❞ ❝  that’s another dollar for the swear jar ! ❞ ❝  can we build another pirate fort and keep the world out ? ❞ ❝  come on , take a breath , okay ? ❞ ❝  i double dare you , kiss me now . ❞ ❝  you’re not pissed at me , right ? right ? ❞ ❝  always remember this moment … ❞ ❝  i’d rather have a life of ’ oh wells ‘ than a life of ‘ what ifs ‘ .❞ ❝  ____ is no match for you and me now . ❞ ❝  you look a little stressed out . are you okay ? ❞ ❝  i hate that word , no offense . ❞ ❝  don’t you think it’s , like , fate we’re not supposed to be friends ? ❞ ❝  you’re such a geek , that’s why i love you . ❞ ❝  my dad is on his way ! you’re all fucked ! ❞ ❝  i will never abandon you , ___ . i’ll always have your back . always . ❞ ❝  you do not know how happy i am to see you .❞ ❝  a storm is coming ! you’re all gonna die ! ❞ ❝  sometimes you have to take a chance and see what happens . ❞ ❝  you have hip taste and a quick mind .  ❞ ❝  look at me , i’m a mess . ❞ ❝  i saw ____ earlier and her / his / your eyes were puffy from crying . ❞ ❝  i know how to be invisible here . ❞ ❝  ___ is such a cutie pie . you know he / she likes you . ❞ ❝  with everything that’s going on , a date seems weird . ❞ ❝  whoa , whoa ! who stopped the music ? ❞ ❝  now that you’re here , i‘m doing even better . ❞ ❝  what kind of world does this ?❞ ❝  we’re not anything alike .❞ ❝  everybody hates me . my life is hell .❞ ❝  i’m not perfect , okay ?❞ ❝  i shot myself ! i shot myself !❞ ❝  nobody needs to rescue me .❞ ❝  i loved her / him so much … how can she / he be dead ? ❞  ❝  i gotta blame somebody otherwise it’s all my fault ! ❞

Keep reading

[daisyjennings-blog1]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[rightfullordoflocksley-deactiva]

Robin laughed, unable to help himself as he watched Much re-enact some kind of fighting move. 

“ Well I take it you don’t fight it    & it wasn’t biased, Madam Hooch    was refereeing until that bludger    hit her and that was only moments    before we caught the snitch. ”

[muchthemillersson-blog]

“It was your beater that hit it into her!” Much threw his arms in the air. “You are impossible!” He grinned at Robin. “We’ll beat you next time, you’ll see! I’ll get Liam on my side and we’ll take you down!”

[lordoflocksley]

[coulbymcgrath-blog]

[damngoodbabysiitter]

[captainmatsuoka]

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going ‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’

[underthestarssofaraway]

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

[padacklestony]

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

[hrhleiaorgana-deactivated202112]

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

[xshiromorix]

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the Avengers like they come in every day.

[bingomann]

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

[highlyfunctioning-fangirl]

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

[muchthemillersson-blog]

(BBC) Robin Hood Season 1 Starters

Shh! Quiet.

We have won, and they should be ashamed

I shouldn't have said that.

When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.

I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby.

In fact, I can feel a song coming on.

You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!

I love you. Have I ever said that?

I said no stopping! Why do you never ever listen?!

I'm not saying anything.

That man is a showoff. If there are no eggs left, I'm going after him.

How are you? I thought of you.

Don't worry, I can look after myself.

I don't care about you, I care about my father.

Are you really as naive as you seem?

You think you can pick fights with these people and get away with it? You think you can slight them in public?

You are a fool.

What is your crime?

It's more than we ever managed before.

Pardoning them? I will see them hang in the morning. You yourself said that we risk rebellion. We must have order.

These are not holy men. These people cannot plead the cloth. Get on with it.

I came last night to administer their last rites.

Will you tolerate this injustice? I, for one, will not!

Everything is a choice, everything we do! Grow up.

This...is a rescue!

You cannot go back in there. If you go back in and die, then I will die. Of grief. So you must come now, if only to save me.

It will be dangerous.

You still love him?

You cannot give yourself up every five minutes!

Is it all just a big joke to you?!

Is it all so serious to you?!

Nothing like a tragedy to bring out the do-gooders.

Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to pierce your eardrum with a stick?

I thought you were gonna slit me throat!

Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!

We're going to give these a good horse whipping.

The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!

He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.

Are you hurt?

Let them hang.

My brother's had more chances than he deserves.

Do you know the worst crime a man can commit?

Marry me. It is the only way. As Lady/Sir ___, I could protect you. What do you say?

You leave me no time to think. A moment ago you were going to hang me and now you want to marry me.

Is it so difficult to prove your loyalty?

So what about me? Will you...marry...me?

I will marry you

I have an apology to make

You seem to be short of friends

No! Stop! This is wrong. I can't take part in this. You will regret this. You will see sense and you will regret it.

They'll be so disappointed to know that underneath your fine words, you're just as violent as the next man

And look at you now, you're just a common outlaw. House and lands lost. Do you think I don't laugh every time I sleep in your bed?

Surely, you would have friends elsewhere that would take you in.

I thought you'd given up a long time ago. But, you still carry a torch for her, don't you?

Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!

He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.

All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.

Life is a cruel mistress. Clean up your mess.

Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.

I hate the cave.

It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.

My father treated the wounded on the battlefield. He said never lie to a wounded man.

You are not going to die and I have never lied to you.

This is not the time to argue.

Do not tell me when it is time to argue!

I say you are a fool when I mean you are a hero.

I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.

What do girls eat, anyway?

Bored now. Kill them!

I think we're gonna die.

Why didn't you tell me?

Your father will be safe; I have made provisions for him. You see, as my father-in-law he is protected. As my father-in-law.

You are cruel!

I have moral grounds! This man is a liar and a traitor and her heart belongs to another! Let her tell you that.

I am sorry but you are wrong. I know you mean well, but my heart lies here.

Get him out of here!

Do you take this man and this horse as your route out of here?

[muchthemillersson-blog]

BBC Robin Hood Series II Starters

This is an ambush!

You don't say.

There's poor people going hungry.

So what's it gonna be?!

Speaking of our lady-leper-friends, time to go and get the pretty one... and her daddy.

If they resist, shall I use force?

Get up to speed - use force anyway

I have a feeling we're not to welcome in the corridors of power at the moment.

Come and join my gang.

That kiss spoke volumes.

Really? That's not what I heard.

That's not fair!

You just don't get it, do you?

You are not weak!

Anyway it doesn`t matter to you.

You've always been weak

Why don't you just jigger off!

Ah, the sanctimonious old fart... and her father!

I gather you've been careless with your wood fire

You know full well that is not the case.

We both know that's not true, don't we?

Who cares... what you believe in? Hm?

I have a plan, and I will not tolerate dissent.

So, you are under house arrest, here in the castle, until I can find some use for you.

You think you can humiliate a man at the altar? A man like me and get away with it? You're wrong.

Who is the Nightwatchman?

I'll make sure to kiss him when I see him for stealing from you.

That's your real problem isn't it, you need people to love you.

What's he doing? Why isn't he running away?

There must be a cure, medicine, yes?

I'm not strong. I was being you...so you'd notice me...so you'd love me.

I love you. I've always loved you.

I want him dead. Whatever it takes, I want him dead.

It's too dangerous!

No! For once, just listen to me!

See you on the dark side. Shoot him!

Am I to drown in everybody else's incompetence?

Stupid too, so you and he should get on.

He also has a weakness for gambling.

I've taken my bath six months early for a reason!

This world is full of idiots, waiting to be parted from their money. But as you know... the house always wins!

I don't trust you.

If it were me, I would slap your fickle face.

Say goodbye.

Let him live.

He's a noble and a good man. He must be worth more to you than a sack of rocks!

I will kill this man.

You will be punished for this. Be in no doubt...you'll be punished.

You saved my life. I'm grateful.

I could not watch you die and do nothing.

What have you got for me?

So what's your proposal?

Someone's impersonating me.

YOU... WEASEL-FACED... WHORE'S SON!!!

And the funny thing is...you might be telling the truth.

And how am I supposed to believe you any more?

Don't kill me. Please.

Find me somebody to hang! I want to see somebody TWITCH!

At least do me the courtesy of knocking.

Get your possessions, you're leaving.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS RESIST ME, I'M ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU?!

I have nobody.

Humanity is weakness!

Oh gag her, for God's sake. She's pretty until she speaks.

Little Robin redbreast is about to become fried chicken!

I'm surprised you gave in to his demands!

If I wanted a wife, I'd have found one with better legs!

I'm not coming back, get over it... and for God's sake, change your clothes once in a while

She's not coming back. Move on

I assure you I haven't given myself to anybody -- yet.

I will always believe that there is a chance for you and me.

I need to think.

Stop thinking. Come home to me!

You burned my home to the ground!

If I could take that back -- if I could show you the side of me that wants to build a home, not burn it down...

I thought I might never see you again.

Don't kill anyone unless you have to.

Yeah, what's your point?

I am the man with a plan

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die by your side.

Let's find out who you really are!

You... don't... speak to me!

Why is nothing ever SIMPLE?!

You're safe

You saved my life.

You underestimate me.

I have demonstrated my loyalty. Now I would like your blessing.

I'll sing at your wedding.

Your heart... must be the coldest place on Earth.

YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!! DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET THAT PASS?!?!

You'll have to kill me first.

No. We're going to get out of this. I'll do this thing. Then I will have power beyond belief. And we will be together.

I would rather die, than be with you

[tassillow]

I just got this email from my college??? I mean what are we doing??? This sounds like a shitty side quest??? Are we creating a woodlice army???? ARE WE JUST GONNA RELEASE THEM INTO THE COLLEGE WHAT THE HELL????

[smaugborn]

S U P P L Y Y O U R O W N W O O D L I C E

[ofsteelroses]

much, i have to suspect everyone! that’s me! everyone is me! you suspect me!