A little something for everyone

trying to rekindle

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[moon111111]

[bread-loaf-heart]

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[mucmucvi]

[tredlocity]

[ferricsailor]

i had a dream you came into my house wearing a top hat and shot me

i did though

[anonferri-sgc]

Thought that little photo of Frankie n Wilt in the background of Madam Foster’s room was so SOO absolutely adorable ..I had to draw it ^_^❤️

also attempted to do it in the show’s artstyle, grueling experience.

[emzzy]

MY BOOOOOYYYYY. MY SOOON. MY ROTTEN SOLDIER <3

(based off that one WHA cover)

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[heathcliffbot]

07/16/2026

[mucmucvi]

GET OUTTA THERE HEATHCLIFFE THEY'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS!!

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[mucmucvi]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[mucmucvi]

This is like the rant being given by someone a movie is trying so hard to frame as a supervillain, but I'm just like "No....no they're definitely right about...all of this".

[spookyweaselbones]

Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

[spookyweaselbones]

Okay last one

[krowmeats]

[spookyweaselbones]

Krow has a habit stealthily of bestowing gifts on me I can never possibly hope to repay

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[mucmucvi]

Born too late to jerk off to playboy bunnies. Born too early to jerk off to roblox. Born just in time to jerk off to shitty low budget CGI.

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[mucmucvi]

What Neutral Milk Hotel does to a motherfucker