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cherrybuttermilk

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

math-memes

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

sublingualspiro

technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth

Funnily enough

I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way.

And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.

Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.

(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)

otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore

Lmzo I love it and loki is still hit as hell

rennemichaels

Happy Holidays indeed!

bamsara

touch

attacks

kiwifruit67

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

shapes-nd-colors

@bamsara

anxietyproblem

Don’t forget we have an INSTAGRAM

iamathornydeviltoo

AND I’M PROUD OF IT

maerenee930

i love this 😂 this is 100% me lmao

collegiate-confession

wahhchan

i saw people saying nedzu is sus. i didn't pay attention to it. then i saw this tweet

what if nedzu is using his high spec to help afo?? afo seems to know which chess piece to move every single time???

wahhchan

@highpriestessofjogan HELLO???

professionaljester

What is happening

rivercityrabbitsbro

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"