I yearn to be Eve or perhaps Adam. I need to be fucked in that supernatural manner.
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@mugsaredonuts
I yearn to be Eve or perhaps Adam. I need to be fucked in that supernatural manner.
"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,
let's fucking go i just got called a "weird little freak" by a really beautiful woman . we're gonna make it out alive
What if we KISSED on the TRANS TRAIN?!
For future reference, if you are in someone's bed and you tell them to lock in they won't understand you are telling them 'dear god please take my pants off because If I don't get hands somewhere else I will cry' no matter how many times you say this
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
edit: idk if edits show up like this on posts but like. i have an educational reblog on this post. and. it is linked in the comments for easy finding. also added tags for filtering because this is my first containment breach i kinda half assed the tags when i posted this. i might add more if i see others add tags that make sense or if yall ask.
oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO
An automatic content warning on a missing persons post for a trans woman is the most vile and evil shit this site can fucking do
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dont get me fucking started girl -_- i requested a review. im too tired to do much else
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The best thing is trans women
say it with your WHOLE chest, comrade
if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military
You will know your infatuations by the fact that you’re as much their object as their subject.
How to kiss your friends no glue no borax
stop struggling so much. cuddling promotes healthy sleep and makes you feel better. yes she's aware that the rope is digging into your wrists but honyastly you shouldn't be trying to resist her in the first place. she's just trying to help.,.,..
OwO, qu'est-ce que ce que ça?
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options