just some guy

i reblog stuff and have own art (under "my art" tag) they/he/it recently switched to posting art on @easeinjazzout (for reasons) but i reblog it here

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[windwenn]

Happy pride month! Lets all stay safe and support each other 💙

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[poltergeist-offical]

Tag game, anyone?

If you could be any sort of undead, like a ghost, vampire, zombie, etc, what would you choose? I'm very curious to see what people will say, hence the tag game to make it spread a bit further!

Obviously I'm satisfied with being a ghost, but I would be a vampire if given the chance!

@james-offical @da-police-offical @killer-offical @genderqueer-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @dying-pen-offical

feel free to join if you weren't tagged, as well ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

[genderqueer-offical]

hmm that's a good question. i guess it really depends on what kind of interpretation you're going off of for each... butttt, i'm not gna go all into it.

at first glance, probably a zombie. the generalized vision of zombies is all they do is walk around and eat people for their brains... seems pretty relatable.

i, too, have the urge to obliterate the people around me for being much smarter than i am.

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moots/tags vv

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill @macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official @toaster-waffle-offical @krow-offical @oppossum-offical @biwaterpup-official @evilest-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @voice-actor-offical @nug-offical-deactiv @ultimatedreamer-official @h2o-official @trans-boy-thing-offical @god-the-offical @tin-cant-offical @lancer-coolguy @trans-trout-offical @perfection-official

if anyone wants to be removed just tell me :D

[sapphic-offical]

ghost. id like to be able to not exist whenever i want

@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @shenanigan42 @instant-yuri-machine

[instant-yuri-machine]

will edit and participate/tag later on srry

edit;

i would love to be a poltergeist, just to annoy people :D

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane

@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags

[lmhavingaboibee]

A fairy 🥹🙏 (Yes js because of Winx Club)

@nyanyafetti @devotedaurelia @hmm-transformes-neat @abbyfandomgalaxy

[devotedaurelia]

probably a revenant—

@checkedintoilyasfeelings @unlimited-tragedy @sleepyslumblr idk do u want to @silverfan77 @cocoaishiding

[cocoaishiding]

a ghost, but a peaceful one! ghosts can do a lot of cool stuff and i’d be able to watch over my friends and family (and annoy them too)

@mjthesilly @madokast4r @tamsanni + open tags :D

[mjthesilly]

Ghost, too, for sure. But like, a really hot one that guides an adventurer into solving her murder in a centuries old haunted hotel kinda way

cough

@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall

[riaheatsdrywall]

people always tell me id be a vampire from the 2000s so I guess that idk but being a Transcendental sounds pretty cool too..

@moldycorpse @roseisgoat

[roseisgoat]

I'd have to say a scarecrow like entity (flavor text for the reborn lineage in the dnd source book for the domains of dread). That or a Litch

Open tags

[othellovr]

Beetlejuice, next question.

@jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @ninjagirl0913 @tun3bugg @reid0esthings @nacho-calamity @nacho-calamity-reblogs @snazzy-here @udontknowme-ihavesecrets @im-just-gwen @starchild917 @juliesnickname @hi-im-pluton @bea-sauce-deactivated20260524 @opalzennasaphhire @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone + anyone else😋

[snazzy-here]

Vampire obviously

@wowee-bread @reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @korri-the-glowstick @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @xoc9000 @camakiss @cherrycryola @cr1staloff1cial @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @ninjadragon742 @max-is-not-well +anyone if you have already been tagged ingore me.

[plusul-minin]

I think being a ghost could be fun cuz then I could like, possess things and mess around with people.

@totally-real-fang-the-sniper @preppygothica @mynamesst4rzyyy @fishymari @static0518 @cheekychihuahuaart @crowcalledfish + anyone else who wants to join!

[crowcalledfish]

ghost for sure but specifically whatever the hell shit Snatcher has going on, a shadowy noodle

@masky-mask-art, @yobito, @eugeneplace, @rydoesartandstuff, @swiftsilverfeather, @mintycourage, @static0518 , @gamerbeta , @spearmint-sugar, @2blueberrylover2

edit: i put ahit as in the game but it auto corroteced to shit and i didnt notice till now but im not gonna change it because thats waaay funnier

[swiftsilverfeather]

Ooooh!! This is fun 🤭 I think I’d like to be a vampire! I think they’re verrry cool 🥰 Also love the gothic aesthetic attached to them!

@cuz-reasons @fcked-pink-cattlol @fivefootoh @cinnabun-eepy @starrytraintracks @rowan-of-the-evergreen-forest @happyrunawayangel @landofmazesandinsight @zmel753 @ta-cat @trainmishaps @clayartdream21 @anfuznar

I was unsure of who to tag, so I just tagged moots I’ve interacted with or see interact with me a lot. The spotlight is yours should you choose to step into it, my friends! 🫡

[ta-cat]

Thanks for the tag my friend! It's a hard choice!

Vampire could be fun with transforming into animals and the mind control, but I think I would prefer to be a kind of ghost.

The ability to be both existent and nonexistent at the same time is simply to tempting to pass up on.

Being a poltergeist of some kind would also allow me to still participate in my hobbies, and not having a defined form means I can look like basically anything!

Now go! My few moots! @spiral-web @r0my-1248 @berdlys-human-oc

[spiral-web]

If i had to chose, id probably be a zombie. My body is too rotten to be anything else. Also they're silly and i get to bite stuff.

I've always been a fan of zombies

BUT maybe a cryptid? An undefined animal looking type of monster would be so cool.

Your turn @alziaa @simplefanatic @windydraws-disco and huuuh idk who else to put...

[windydraws-disco]

Waaaah uhhh ummm

If I get to choose what kinda ghost I'd be, I'd be a poltergeist :3

The idea of just tossing things around to mess with people is really funny

Or maybe I could be a vampire, too :)

Ummmmmm idk who to tag @cuptaincaptain @hummus-birb @yourcasualplueyfan @mrrowings @kit-kat-the-epic

(Forgive me for the tags lllˊωˋ )

[hummus-birb]

Ooh, probably a ghost!! I just think they’re neat.

If I had to get into specific types of ghosts, I think it would be cool to be one of those ‘vanishing hitchhiker’-types. I did a short story a while back on them and I think the concept is just really fun! You get to meet a lot of people and you don’t really do much harm, just leave a cool story behind.

Uhhhhhh people to tag!!! @amabsis @air-waves @craeons and anyone else who wants to join!!!

[craeons]

Ghosts are really just the best undead creature pick to be. Gotta be A+ tier at least in viability. I wouldn't mind being a strong as fuck ice mummy if that was on the table though

@deadstoats @haruneski @nicoconot @anonymouslyunreal @r--g--b go my mutuals

[haruneski]

It's ghost for me for sure. Skeletons are the second best thing though probably skeletons are cool

Ummm... @mugwot @the-bitter-ocean hi

[mugwot]

my immediate gut answer is ghost. being able to observe the ever shifting world but not having to participate in it sounds very nice. also haunting someone’s ass seems fun.

tho i cannot deny the allure of a skelington, being bones would be sick

@eloquence-of-a-fawn @biocrafthero

@deadstoats @lucabyte @bogkeep @nervanna

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[natureisthegreatestartist]

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

[organiccyborg]

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

[shmooseee]

carl…(foggy)

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[trans-truthwatcher]

zato good game much enjoy

[mugwot]

new horror discovered:

having to write instructional plaques for heavy machinery in Comic Sans

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus)

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Victor]

"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.

If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.

Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."

"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."

"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."

"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[silverwind25]

GRIND! GRIND! GRIND!