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@mulaneyapp
How have I JUST NOW found out about the new John Mulaney Netflix special!???? Like wtf!? I've been taking a break from social media lately for my mental health, so I guess that's how I didn't hear about it until TODAY!!! I'm totally watching this really soon! Oh my lord I cannot wait! I'll let you all know what I think after I've watched it!
How to be an English major
@thedeadp0ets asked me for some advice on being an English major. I thought instead of leaving one VERY long comment, I would make a post about it! Here are my top five tips on how to be an English major! :) Enjoy! #5: Proofread everything you write. This could mean looking it over yourself or having a friend look over it. Trust me, it is super easy to miss a mistake, and sometimes it can make you look bad. Be sure to read everything over before you send it out. There are people who will notice your mistakes. #4: Be open minded and step out of your comfort zone. There will be a lot of books that you may read that you don’t like. There will be people in your class with different opinions than you. That’s just life. You might find out that you like things that you previously didn’t like. For example, I went into college HATING everything about poetry. There were people along the way that taught me it wasn’t as bad as I was making it out to seem. Now all I do is write poetry! :D #3: Write. It sounds stupid, but I’m serious. Writing is extremely important. It is quite literally just like art. The more you practice, the better you get at it. #2: Do your portfolio as you go. The specific university I went to required that I had a portfolio before I graduated, and no, this is not a portfolio of all your work. I was asked to demonstrate how I met the requirements of the English program. I had to show that I understood British, American, and multicultural literature. I had to show that I could write and understand poetry (rhythm, meter, iambic pentameter, etc.). I had to show that I understood things like plot, character, and symbolism. I had to create a reading log, submission log, and do a critical terms log. These are just a FEW of the things I had to demonstrate in my portfolio. If any of these things sound familiar, FILL THEM OUT AS YOU GO! I made the mistake of leaving a lot of things blank over the years, and I had to do A LOT my senior year. I had to fill out my ENTIRE reading and critical terms log. It wasn’t fun. Ask your advisor about a portfolio like this because if it is required, you will need to do it along the way. Don’t wait until the last minute like I did. :)
#1: READ! I know it sounds pretty obvious, but it is the best advice out there. Also, don’t just read, READ CLOSELY! You will have professors who will quiz you on things you thought didn’t matter. Close reading is extremely important because as an English major, you will be asked about your thoughts on EVERYTHING in the reading. If you did the reading, and you took great notes, you will do just fine.
I graduated!!
It’s official y’all! Today I graduated with my bachelor’s degree in English. That’s right, you heard me, an ENGLISH major ^-^ I was the only English major in my entire graduating class. I’m very proud of how far I’ve come in the past four years. I look forward to writing and editing, and I hope that you all get the chance to see my name somewhere when I make it big!
If you have tickets to see John Mulaney’s “From Scratch”....I am so jealous of you :( One day....
I love seeing people on TikTok using John Mulaney’s audios. It gives me so much joy to be on MulaneyTok.
There’s this one place that I know that used to have a Blockbuster Video right before they shut down. I was still a kid at the time. It’s now a liquor store. Whenever I revisit that old place...I always think “Hey Blockbuster used to be right there” and then my mind says, “Go inside and ask if they have “Addams Family Values”. It’ll be funny”.
Not me watching “Kid Gorgeous at Radio City” for the thousandth time because my mental health slipped again...
John Mulaney seems like a wine mom, ngl
Don’t mind me plugging in an advertisement for some of the work I’ve done https://archiveofourown.org/users/Sylix/pseuds/Parkers%20Personals
John mulaney deserves rights!
What....what rights doesn’t he have?
What're your finals in?
English courses. I’m an English major, just like the king himself. I’m finishing up my degree this spring :) (Also sorry for the late response, I forgot I had a Tumblr for like eight months)
What are your favorite Mulaney quotes?
All of them, but here are the ones that I use the most often. Guess which one my friends and I use the most though. I dare you.
People: Are you okay?
Me: No
People: What’s wrong?
Me:
Did y’all hear John Mulaney had a kid? Love that journey for him. Looks like he needs that nursery after all...
I soooo want to go to John Mulaney’s upcoming shows, but I gots no money. Gonna start saving up to go. I want to take my boyfriend too. Now that I think about it...I’m gonna go watch his Netflix specials again and have a drink (cuz now I’m finally legal!!!) Anyway, go watch John Mulaney. It will cure your depression.
I was sad, and my boyfriend put on John Mulaney for me to watch. That’s true love right there
I FINALLY got my boyfriend to watch all three John Mulaney specials on Netflix, and he LOVED them!! I am so happy! Now I just have to keep watching them until he can quote them with me.
