MulanIsGlitchy

Glitches in the Mulan-trix

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I don't know how to put this in words but I guarantee you that this is what Chi Fu heard when Shang says his recruits "finished their training".

BECAUSE SHANG is literally who decides if they finishesd their training.

So it's like Shang said "Shang says they finished their training so therefore you should let Shang go to battle" Himbo.

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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

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I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

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I can think of a Mulan character this trope fits

His only flaw is being born in a cult of personality that brainwashed it's inhabitants to be misogynist, but it's not his fault and his only real encounter with a female character caused several near death experiences for him

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You know how Chi Fu is an antagonist but not a villain? Well, you ever thought of the inverse of that? Like, a protagonist but not a hero?

That. That's Mushu. 1000% that's Mushu.

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Shang: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Mulan: The final boss. Chi Fu: You guys know TED talks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Shang: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Me after seeing pre-redemption Yao for the first time

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Chien Po: Chi Fu, the emperor is TORTURING you! THAT'S why your life has been so miserable ever since you got here!

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MUSHU MURDERED PEOPLE.

He yeeted two guys off a tower.

It was totally pointless too. What Mushu? Would they not have listened to a talking dragon or something? What?

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why does Chi Fu have Frisk from Undertale's colors?

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I'm pretty sure Chi Fu and Chien Po are their first and last name (And by that I mean Chi / Chien are their family names and Fu / Po are their family names)

I mean, I could be wrong. Like I'm not super well versed in Chinese history / naming conventions, but-

If these are their full names. Calling Chi Fu as "Chi-Fu" or Chien Po as "Chien-Po"...

isn't that like calling a dude "Bob-Smith"?

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Ling: Shang! My face is on fire! Shang: Ling! Are you ok?! Ling: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Shang: But your face is on fire. Ling: Yes. It's much faster than shaving

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Mulan: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Ling: You know how I roll. Ling: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Ling, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset. Ling: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games... Ling: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Mulan: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Yao: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Mulan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Mushu: I think you mean cards. Mulan, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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Yao: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Yao: i became more evil if you’re curious Chien Po: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Yao: i’m going to get worse on purpose