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Muldersplaining a pack of Morleys.

Great, daddy's awake and there's gonna be hell to pay, Scully. Go back to your autopsy store or whatever and slice up some eyeballs while ol' Mulder Man fixes your mess once again.

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Muldersplaining Don't Wake Daddy.

The object of the game was to not wake daddy. Ostensibly there's hell to pay if you do, but the Don't Wake Daddy wiki is still down, so I can only speculate on the embedded lore.

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Muldersplaining Myst.

I bet you got stuck on the rocket ship puzzle, right? You know, the one with the piano. Huh, yeah, I bet you did. You probably had to look it up! I can tell! Look at you, you're getting nervous just thinking about it.

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Muldersplaining HeroQuest.

This was the beginning of the end for board games, imho. It took something pure and made it corporate, you know? Like, what even is the barbarian's motivation in a neoliberal economic paradigm? Total disregard for the three things that are best in life.

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Muldersplaining Moon Shoes.

I mean, they were more than just trampolines for your feet, okay? They revolutionized jumping.

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Muldersplaining Nirvana's "Nevermind."

Not many people know that "Bleach" was their first album and mostly posers started listening to Nirvana after "Nevermind" came out.

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Muldersplaining an I Want to Believe poster.

Mr. Pocket clearly has never watched the X-Files starring Stretch Mulder and his partner Polly.

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Muldersplaining MiniDiscs.

And he was right.

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Muldersplaining Stretch Armstong.

Bend him, stretch him, like...you can fucking tie him in lit-er-al knots, okay? Always, ALWAYS returns to his original shape. You probably didn't know that.

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Muldersplaining Mr. Bucket.

Don't be so immature, people. This was a perfectly innocent toy for kids.

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Muldersplaining the Nokia N-Gage,

It was actually a highly underrated device: it was a phone, it looked like a taco, and had the best version of Marcel Desailly Pro Soccer. I mean, at least Nokia was trying okay?

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Muldersplaining Polly Pockets.

Inferior in many ways to the Mighty Max pocket toys, but I guess it was okay for some people.

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Mludulldrspinng fubleggii?--+

FURBYTYTTTTTTz. ERROR CLASS: MITCH PILEGGIFILES.

...reboot?

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Muldersplaining Apple Newtons.

You probably were too young but the Apple Newton wasn't even the first PDA (that means Personal Data Assistant), that would be the Psion Organizer.

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Muldersplaining furbies.

My sister thought beanie babies would be worth millions of dollars when we were little, but I knew furbies would be the real hot item in the future for collectors. I know because I'm better at these things.

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Muldersplaining tiger electronics handheld games.

Swamp Thing wasn't the only one they released but it was the best and I will not allow any arguments to that fact, Sculls.

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Muldersplaining Dear Diaries.

Sorry, you probably weren't old enough.

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