The Timeless Child

Independent Susan Foreman roleplay blog run by Hayléi. Open to non-mutuals.

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we're here for you, cherik nation 🫂

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2011: The Beach Divorce

2024: The Beach Hookup

2026: The Desert Sands Situationship

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HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD OMG.

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[fuchsea]

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

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They say God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers but WHEN THE FUCK DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR?!

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I think this book is rage-baiting me. It's working. I've never been so mad. But like damn. 😭

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@staff

Where in the fuck is the reblog button?

(edited to add: I should not have to log into Tumblr on my mobile browser like an asshole just to reblog shit.)

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Check it out

@random-indian-girl in Writing Tea & Tips community

I bring memes

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PSA

Don't be like me. Don't be forced to take someone else's children to your doctor's appointment. ESPECIALLY sleep medicine.

YOU WILL

get rapid fire instructions on how to wear the CPAP and how to use it.

be already stressed and sleep deprived enough.

end up wearing the mask incorrectly for almost a month until you accidentally stumble across the manufacturer's YouTube.

YOU WILL NOT

remember the first goddamn thing said to you in that appointment.

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[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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We have a family friend who is the only person I truly fear in this world. She's this tiny old woman and would whip my ass in a heartbeat and I'd probably deserve it.

Anyway she is the pettiest person alive and I love it. Once a year on her anniversary with her ex-husband she sends him a Thank-You card.

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Silly little headcanon (Stardew)

Wizards/Witches have beef with the postal system.

No one remembers why at this point, but it probably started with some wizard being a cheap bastard and refusing to pay like 2¢ more for postage over a hundred years ago and meeting their match in a stubborn mail clerk who eventually rose to some level of influence and banned the entire subset of magic users from using the mail system. Several young apprentices took to just transporting letters into people's mailbox and that became the standard of communication among magic users.

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Guys the author's curse got me. The ceiling in my room partially collapsed.

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Running List of How I've Referred to James T. Kirk in my personal notes:

James "T Stands for Tiddies" Kirk (a classic)

James "When in Doubt Get Your Tits Out" Kirk

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Rereading my Star Trek mpreg fic (because I found out I have 70 subscribers and honestly got shocked by that) only to realize that half this plot wouldn't have happened if these two idiots were properly supervised.