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possessedpasm

Who let him on the show 🤨

[Commission for Botiger on bsky!]

sharpen!

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

hemipenal-system

beak on human lips-kisses

hemipenal-system

hooked raptorial beak biting down on your lips

curved psittacid-esque beak around your head while that fat tongue shoves into your mouth

straight sharp beak fully between your jaws

hemipenal-system

and both situations involve copious amounts of tongue obviously

sorcererboobs

obviously

cloudcrimeart

marc outfits

remiyell

Flat fullbody commission

parkchanwoohoo

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

parkchanwoohoo

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

tlirsgender

Getting too into gender theory and feminism and such feels like cosmic horror. Like I know too much and now I'm going insane babbling to people who have no idea what I'm talking about. I saw through the Gender and it broke something in me psychologically. Everything is misogyny and nothing is real except the material consequences of misogyny. I gotta get out of here (gender) but my personal choices don't really matter because other people will continue Gendering me

tlirsgender

As far as I can tell women are real but the signifiers of Femininity are culturally constructed. Men only exist in opposition to women. I'm not opposed to women so I'm excluded from Men. I'm only a woman when men are talking to me. You can tell gender isn't a choice though because I never could have Not been nonbinary

encryptidarchivist

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

softieskywalker

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

david-talks-sw

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

comebackali

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)